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i had a terrible romantic comedy idea last night.

Two lovers register to be organ donors. Tragically they both die at a young age. Their eyes (or corneas, at least, although if this took place in the near future maybe it would be the entire eye) are transplanted into two other people, strangers, who of course run into each other on the street, look into each others' eyes, and fall in love at first sight. BUT, they really don't get along with each other and soon break up. but soon after, one of them is trapped in a fire and the other one happens to be there and saves their life. they get back together and this time have a child. but the old personality conflicts return as the realities of a dead-end job and extended postpartum depression set in. they go through marriage counseling, and it turns out the counselor was the former doorman for the apartment where the original eye donors briefly lived. he recognizes their eyes, but he can't say anything because it turns out that he was secretly in love with one of the donators. and looking at those corneas again, all these years later, he realizes he's still in love with her. he can never bring himself to say anything about it, but he does successfully sabotage their marriage. later they run into each other at a bar and he tries to see if there's a spark there between them, but there really isn't much there. he's very drunk, and ends up telling her that he sabotaged their marriage, not through anything that he said per se, but definitely by not saying what he should have said in his marriage counselor role. the eye donation receivers once again get back together, but this time they begin fighting from the first instant they reunite. they fight and fight, but by this time they're pretty old and there's little chance of finding anyone else out there and they'd rather not be alone, so they just stay together and talk about their eyeballs.

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, March 2, 2016 4:41 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

gr8080, Thursday, 10 March 2016 16:59 (eight years ago) link

Ah god that's amazing

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 March 2016 17:02 (eight years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 March 2016 17:17 (eight years ago) link

damn from a doorman to a marriage counselor, good for him

johnny crunch, Thursday, 10 March 2016 17:20 (eight years ago) link

eternal sunshine of the spotless retina

Laertiades (imago), Thursday, 10 March 2016 17:23 (eight years ago) link

someone give me $300 and i'll make it. making a film can't be that hard, you just grab a camera and point a light at people, let them talk, do a little editing, close up of an eyeball, there's nothing to it

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 March 2016 17:24 (eight years ago) link

L.A. Jetee

Laertiades (imago), Thursday, 10 March 2016 17:26 (eight years ago) link

splicing up eyeballs

gr8080, Thursday, 10 March 2016 18:39 (eight years ago) link

im working on film script abt corporate espionage in the pharmaceutical industry

extremely online (Lamp), Thursday, 10 March 2016 23:18 (eight years ago) link

i like yr idea though z_s

extremely online (Lamp), Thursday, 10 March 2016 23:18 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

hows the script coming Lamp

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link


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