Nabisco, I know writing 400-word ILM posts is kinda what you do, but I really feel bad about you spending a half hour on a spec script for Mad TV just to illustrate someone's throwaway one-liner.
-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, June 5, 2007 6:06 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Thursday, 7 June 2007 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm Hillary-leaning right now. ... general belief in stuff I also believe in
How have you detected any beliefs?
-- Dr Morbius, Thursday, June 7, 2007 8:03 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
yeah, she doesnt even publish a racist newsletter
-- and what, Thursday, June 7, 2007 8:05 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Thursday, 7 June 2007 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link
alex's zing is sort of sweet, and very funny
― stevie, Thursday, 7 June 2007 23:53 (sixteen years ago) link
23" imac allllll tricked out. 2x500 gig SATA RAID 0 enclosure for media 1 500 gig SATA backup 250 gig usb2 disk (system disk backup)
http://usb.brando.com.hk/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00179
need new desk and then a second display
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, June 7, 2007 10:45 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
then you can not record any new music on a brand new machine
-- TOMBOT, Thursday, June 7, 2007 10:45 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― gr8080, Friday, 8 June 2007 00:09 (sixteen years ago) link
tough love
― river wolf, Friday, 8 June 2007 01:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Riverside is so depressing. My family's from there (I was born there) and you can trace its visible decline through family photos.
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 7 June 2007 17:30 (16 hours ago) Link
once shakey was born the whole community kind of threw in the collective towel.
-- chicago kevin, Thursday, 7 June 2007 17:31 (Yesterday) Link
― m coleman, Friday, 8 June 2007 10:26 (sixteen years ago) link
2x500 gig SATA RAID 0 enclosure for media
raid 0 = no fault tolerance still right? just striping data without parity? what application needs a slight performance increase over data protection?
― chicago kevin, Friday, 8 June 2007 13:31 (sixteen years ago) link
everyone's a comedian
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, June 8, 2007 9:33 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
not everyone
-- ^@^, Friday, June 8, 2007 9:33 PM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link
i believe that was less of a zing and more a way to set up repeating the fact that cutty's band has hot bitches in it
― strongohulkington, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link
that may be but i was thinking of shakey mo 'always too soon for unfunny remarks' zing upthread
― deej, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link
how did I miss this thread
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, June 11, 2007 11:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
it was nice. can you miss more?
-- strgn, Tuesday, June 12, 2007 12:59 AM (16 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link
A++++++++!
― John Justen, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 01:05 (sixteen years ago) link
just coming to post^^^^
― gr8080, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 02:35 (sixteen years ago) link
raid 0 = no fault tolerance still right? just striping data without parity? what application needs a slight performance increase over data protection?-- chicago kevin, Friday, 8 June 2007 13:31 (3 days ago) Link
-- chicago kevin, Friday, 8 June 2007 13:31 (3 days ago) Link
most of my data loss is from user errors
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 03:12 (sixteen years ago) link
yours
― river wolf, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 08:47 (sixteen years ago) link
There was a (complementary) creché facility which they failed to use, for some reason. Obviously they're going to be cursing themselves for doing this, but... Oh I dunno. What's common sense? I wrote about it on my blog and someone called me a bastard. For my book I'm planning a chapter on a husband who drugs his wife and artificially inseminates her with other mens' sperm to order, then has the babies 'abducted' as toddlers as a cover for selling them.
-- Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 11:40 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
if the mccann's are in any way responsible for scik mouthy's chapter outline they should be punished severely.
-- estela, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 11:46 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― stevie, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 11:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Scik Mouthy has been watching too much Law & Order
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 13:19 (sixteen years ago) link
ho damn, yr right, i remember that one
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 15:05 (sixteen years ago) link
it was an SNL skit with Will Ferrell and Reese Witherspoon. It's not like I'm Nabisco over here working up special scripts just for ILE. (xpost)
-- Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 7:59 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
FOLLOWUP ZING
― and what, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link
I just came here to post the Alex in B one.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link
seeing a thread title about vibrations has given me kenanxiety.
-- estela, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 22:56 (16 minutes ago) Link
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 23:14 (sixteen years ago) link
give this lady a gold medal
― strgn, Thursday, 14 June 2007 04:37 (sixteen years ago) link
PATRON SAINT OF THIS THREAD
― sanskrit, Thursday, 14 June 2007 13:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Morbs, nah to v0000rdomes, i already know what a drum circle looks like
-- elmo argonaut, Friday, June 15, 2007 5:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― sanskrit, Friday, 15 June 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Ignoring the essay's larger points non-shockah.
-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, June 16, 2007 2:17 PM
i guess i'll have to rescreen it
-- gershy, Saturday, 16 June 2007 23:35 (15 hours ago) Link
― and what, Sunday, 17 June 2007 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link
"shockah" is bad enough, "non-shockah" constructions should be an instant 5-day ban
― s1ocki, Sunday, 17 June 2007 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link
in-between non-zing posts edited out: http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/IMG_5356.jpg -- kenan, Sunday, June 17, 2007 12:16 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Link
How many children were outside your window at that moment, Kenan?
-- Pleasant Plains, Sunday, June 17, 2007 1:55 AM (17 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― Lingbert, Sunday, 17 June 2007 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link
guilty lolz b/c I disagree with Dom on this thread mostly:
also why do nearly all student newspaper writers write in what feels like the same voice? there's certain syntax and word choices that only student newspapers ever seem to have.
paul please, please tell me you don't actually care about the answer to this
-- lex pretend, Monday, June 18, 2007 8:29 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
http://downloadsimpsons.com/files/malibu_stacy.jpg
"Thinking too much gives you wrinkles"
-- Dom Passantino, Monday, June 18, 2007 8:31 AM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 18 June 2007 13:33 (sixteen years ago) link
thought this was a joke thread until I saw it was started by Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy
-- RJG, Monday, June 18, 2007 10:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― That one guy that quit, Monday, 18 June 2007 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link
bernie mac once made me spit out my coke twice, like, i spit it out but there was still some in my mouth and i was moving to clean it off my hand and then he made another joke and i spit out the rest. -- ethan, Tuesday, March 19, 2002 1:00 AM
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 00:59 (1 hour ago) Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 02:14 (sixteen years ago) link
I've never heard of any of these people.
-- Tuomas, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 1:54 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
I've never heard of Jaana Pelkonen, what's your point?
-- Noodle Vague, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 1:55 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― stevie, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 13:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Hoos zing is quality. what we hate about others is what we hate about ourselves lol
― deej, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Mets games always started at 8:05 when I was a kid. And were usually over by 10:30. -- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:09 (3 hours ago) Link
But I thought the Mets didn't come into existance until 1962! -- David R., Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:22 (3 hours ago) Link
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 17:58 (sixteen years ago) link
rofl
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link
hahaha
― That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link
my arteries are nowhere as clogged as David R's, just sayin'
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link
now make it funny
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Nice to see that Laurel's given me another reason to write her off entirely.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link
where dude where
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link
what are you talking about?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link
For posting Dan's zing of me on this thread.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Or: you could just say "LOL @ fat aspie Red Sox bandwagoneer"
― David R., Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:02 (sixteen years ago) link
and make that funny
I mean, it wasn't an especially good zing, because it kind of came out of nowhere (Dan has never said anything that harsh to me, even in person) and wasn't really accurate (unless mentioning to your friends that you wrote something that you thought they might be interested in = self-promotion), but it looks like she was all too eager to support it.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link
u mad
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.northbloomfieldohio.homestead.com/files/beaver.jpg
― Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link
wow wow wow
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link
i mean everything
UH? someone please break this beef down for me, i am a little slow today
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link
is jaymc kidding or not?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:12 (sixteen years ago) link