zing

Nabisco, I know writing 400-word ILM posts is kinda what you do, but I really feel bad about you spending a half hour on a spec script for Mad TV just to illustrate someone's throwaway one-liner.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, June 5, 2007 6:06 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

I'm Hillary-leaning right now. ... general belief in stuff I also believe in

How have you detected any beliefs?

-- Dr Morbius, Thursday, June 7, 2007 8:03 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yeah, she doesnt even publish a racist newsletter

-- and what, Thursday, June 7, 2007 8:05 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

alex's zing is sort of sweet, and very funny

23" imac allllll tricked out.
2x500 gig SATA RAID 0 enclosure for media
1 500 gig SATA backup
250 gig usb2 disk (system disk backup)

http://usb.brando.com.hk/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00179

need new desk and then a second display

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, June 7, 2007 10:45 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

then you can not record any new music on a brand new machine

-- TOMBOT, Thursday, June 7, 2007 10:45 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

tough love

Riverside is so depressing. My family's from there (I was born there) and you can trace its visible decline through family photos.

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 7 June 2007 17:30 (16 hours ago) Link

once shakey was born the whole community kind of threw in the collective towel.

-- chicago kevin, Thursday, 7 June 2007 17:31 (Yesterday) Link

2x500 gig SATA RAID 0 enclosure for media

raid 0 = no fault tolerance still right? just striping data without parity? what application needs a slight performance increase over data protection?

everyone's a comedian

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, June 8, 2007 9:33 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

not everyone

-- ^@^, Friday, June 8, 2007 9:33 PM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

i believe that was less of a zing and more a way to set up repeating the fact that cutty's band has hot bitches in it

that may be but i was thinking of shakey mo 'always too soon for unfunny remarks' zing upthread

how did I miss this thread

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, June 11, 2007 11:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

it was nice. can you miss more?

-- strgn, Tuesday, June 12, 2007 12:59 AM (16 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

A++++++++!

just coming to post^^^^

raid 0 = no fault tolerance still right? just striping data without parity? what application needs a slight performance increase over data protection?

-- chicago kevin, Friday, 8 June 2007 13:31 (3 days ago) Link

most of my data loss is from user errors

yours

There was a (complementary) creché facility which they failed to use, for some reason. Obviously they're going to be cursing themselves for doing this, but... Oh I dunno. What's common sense? I wrote about it on my blog and someone called me a bastard. For my book I'm planning a chapter on a husband who drugs his wife and artificially inseminates her with other mens' sperm to order, then has the babies 'abducted' as toddlers as a cover for selling them.

-- Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 11:40 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

if the mccann's are in any way responsible for scik mouthy's chapter outline they should be punished severely.

-- estela, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 11:46 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Scik Mouthy has been watching too much Law & Order

ho damn, yr right, i remember that one

it was an SNL skit with Will Ferrell and Reese Witherspoon. It's not like I'm Nabisco over here working up special scripts just for ILE. (xpost)

-- Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 7:59 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

FOLLOWUP ZING

I just came here to post the Alex in B one.

seeing a thread title about vibrations has given me kenanxiety.

-- estela, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 22:56 (16 minutes ago) Link

give this lady a gold medal

PATRON SAINT OF THIS THREAD

Morbs, nah to v0000rdomes, i already know what a drum circle looks like

-- elmo argonaut, Friday, June 15, 2007 5:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Ignoring the essay's larger points non-shockah.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, June 16, 2007 2:17 PM

i guess i'll have to rescreen it

-- gershy, Saturday, 16 June 2007 23:35 (15 hours ago) Link

"shockah" is bad enough, "non-shockah" constructions should be an instant 5-day ban

in-between non-zing posts edited out:
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/IMG_5356.jpg
-- kenan, Sunday, June 17, 2007 12:16 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Link

How many children were outside your window at that moment, Kenan?

-- Pleasant Plains, Sunday, June 17, 2007 1:55 AM (17 hours ago) Bookmark Link

guilty lolz b/c I disagree with Dom on this thread mostly:

also why do nearly all student newspaper writers write in what feels like the same voice? there's certain syntax and word choices that only student newspapers ever seem to have.

paul please, please tell me you don't actually care about the answer to this

-- lex pretend, Monday, June 18, 2007 8:29 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://downloadsimpsons.com/files/malibu_stacy.jpg

"Thinking too much gives you wrinkles"

-- Dom Passantino, Monday, June 18, 2007 8:31 AM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

thought this was a joke thread until I saw it was started by Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy

-- RJG, Monday, June 18, 2007 10:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

bernie mac once made me spit out my coke twice, like, i spit it out but there was still some in my mouth and i was moving to clean it off my hand and then he made another joke and i spit out the rest.
-- ethan, Tuesday, March 19, 2002 1:00 AM

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 00:59 (1 hour ago) Link

I've never heard of any of these people.

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 1:54 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I've never heard of Jaana Pelkonen, what's your point?

-- Noodle Vague, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 1:55 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Hoos zing is quality. what we hate about others is what we hate about ourselves lol

Mets games always started at 8:05 when I was a kid. And were usually over by 10:30.
-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:09 (3 hours ago) Link

But I thought the Mets didn't come into existance until 1962!
-- David R., Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:22 (3 hours ago) Link

rofl

hahaha

my arteries are nowhere as clogged as David R's, just sayin'

now make it funny

Nice to see that Laurel's given me another reason to write her off entirely.

where dude where

what are you talking about?

For posting Dan's zing of me on this thread.

my arteries are nowhere as clogged as David R's, just sayin'

Or: you could just say "LOL @ fat aspie Red Sox bandwagoneer"

and make that funny

I mean, it wasn't an especially good zing, because it kind of came out of nowhere (Dan has never said anything that harsh to me, even in person) and wasn't really accurate (unless mentioning to your friends that you wrote something that you thought they might be interested in = self-promotion), but it looks like she was all too eager to support it.

u mad

http://www.northbloomfieldohio.homestead.com/files/beaver.jpg

wow wow wow

i mean everything

UH? someone please break this beef down for me, i am a little slow today

is jaymc kidding or not?