CMON FUCK A GUY
-- banriquit, Monday, June 30, 2008 5:30 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― en i see kay, Monday, 30 June 2008 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link
was having trouble deciding whether I'd prefer jen to go ASAP or have dale, stu, bex and luke go one by one leaving jen. had decided jen ASAP and was hoping for her to be up against rex as it will be good for housemates to have see sylvia go over mohamed and now jen go over rex
-- conrad, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 00:51 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link
I've been feeling schlong all year, but I don't know where I'd be without nob, so I'm'a vote for that.
-- Noodle Vague, Tuesday, July 8, 2008 3:37 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 14:21 (fifteen years ago) link
I will be stuffing those machines for all they're worth.
-- Dr Morbius, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 12:41 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 16:55 (fifteen years ago) link
if my sandy vagina is clouding my vision then i must be mistaken.
-- cutty, Thursday, July 10, 2008 5:31 PM (1 hour ago)
― DG, Thursday, 10 July 2008 18:18 (fifteen years ago) link
at least that link has good photos of the Johnson Treatment.
-- Dr Morbius, Friday, July 11, 2008 3:01 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Friday, 11 July 2008 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link
emptying an entire half-box into your mouf all at once, then trying not to pucker too violently?
-- kingfish, Tuesday, July 15, 2008 4:08 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 02:41 (fifteen years ago) link
this sandwich right now is like josh hamilton last night
-- max, Tuesday, July 15, 2008 7:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 02:42 (fifteen years ago) link
man i think surmounter just drove a truth truck through my rotting old barn of regrets
-- Just got offed, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 4:39 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link
"fuck me anyone can"
-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― Mark G, Thursday, 17 July 2008 07:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Yup, that's my dad in a nutshell. "Wine, women, song, and UNIX CAN SUCK A BIG BAG O DIXORS!!!" -- Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Monday, August 16, 2004 7:08 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link
― libcrypt, Saturday, 26 July 2008 16:38 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm on the fence when it comes to oscillating in the bedroom. i like it but sometimes you just need the thing right on you.
-- Surmounter, Sunday, 3 August 2008 16:56 (2 hours ago) Link
― Bimble, Sunday, 3 August 2008 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link
This one time I was so drunk that I fluffed the preamble and blew the punchline
-- DJ Mencap, Monday, August 4, 2008 1:56 PM (41 seconds ago)
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:57 (fifteen years ago) link
hahahaha Ned, go back to the original thread
― HI DERE, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:57 (fifteen years ago) link
I already saw that! Great minds, etc.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link
cheating slightly:
I'll watch Shatner try to pull one off. Especially a gender switch.
-- Trip Maker, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:49 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― stevie, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 09:10 (fifteen years ago) link
"man i think surmounter just drove a truth truck through my rotting old barn of regrets"
ha ha i love this
― Ste, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 09:14 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm the one massaging the shark with the small dowel
-- Stevie D, Friday, August 1, 2008 11:35 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link
― Edward III, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 13:44 (fifteen years ago) link
ned, i can't afford condoms right now. -- erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 Bookmark Link
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so jerk off into a towel instead? -- Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 Bookmark Link
― Ste, Thursday, 14 August 2008 14:55 (fifteen years ago) link
That's out of context?
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 14 August 2008 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link
i think thats a zing
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 August 2008 22:16 (fifteen years ago) link
i'd recommend putting unlubricated condoms on the dog's feet (and tail, just to be safe), holding them in place with elastic bands.
-- remy bean
― omar little, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link
I was beside myself when Mozzer whipped it out in concert last year.
-- Johnny Fever, Monday, September 1, 2008 7:25 AM (Monday, September 1, 2008 7:25 AM) Bookmark Link
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 16:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, but does it count as "doing" it? ;)
― so glitchy (kenan), Monday, September 15, 2008 8:51 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― a hat check clerk at an ice rink (n/a), Monday, 15 September 2008 14:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh god yes, I know it, I've caught it by accident several times.
― the usual olfactory abuse (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 17:00 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark
― Lovenasium (electricsound), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 07:06 (fifteen years ago) link
I mean Guy Garvey is NOT fucking Burt Bacharach!!
― A. FIND MISSING LINK B. PUT IT TOGETHER C. BANG! (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, October 9, 2008 10:10 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark
― Dave from Norwich, Thursday, 9 October 2008 14:59 (fifteen years ago) link
in the office, i'm not doing it in my pants.
except on fridays.
― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 02:02 (1 year ago)
― Trayce, Monday, 13 October 2008 06:31 (fifteen years ago) link
pretty sure there is a limit on size. why you gotta try and break the law? also, excellent post by pappawheelie.
― TOMBOT, Saturday, 18 October 2008 05:42 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Mark G, Monday, 20 October 2008 08:53 (fifteen years ago) link
i just have a sleeve and use it in whatever
― the valves of houston (gbx), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 00:03 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― 2. Atheists incorrectly believe that they are not a religion. (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Has nobody actually explained what "don't ask, don't tell" is?
― nabisco, Wednesday, October 22, 2008 1:22 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Yes, it has been covered.
― caek, Wednesday, October 22, 2008 1:22 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
It's just like American QVC! (I have seen both!)
― caek, Wednesday, October 22, 2008 1:23 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link
oh laurel that's a really great picture of you! also boobz pic is awesome.
― ian, Tuesday, November 4, 2008 5:07 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark
― StanM, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link
This very question was posed to the readers of Women's Health last month. Next time I make a trip to the bathroom I will do a little research and report back with results.
― z "R" s (Z S), Monday, 10 November 2008 11:16 (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Monday, 10 November 2008 00:18 (fifteen years ago) link
So hard to POO.
― gnarly sceptre, Friday, July 4, 2008 2:20 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― WHALE WARS (jabba hands), Monday, 10 November 2008 07:02 (fifteen years ago) link
this was a good revive too:
she fucked prodigy from mobb deep
― _, Friday, November 11, 2005 1:00 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― and what, Wednesday, November 12, 2008 12:36 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
daniel craig did this too
― lex pretend, Wednesday, November 12, 2008 12:38 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link
i thought the martian anus was pretty cool― balloon in a sack (latebloomer), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 3:17 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark
― balloon in a sack (latebloomer), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 3:17 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark
― Sugar hiccup, Makes a pig soar and swoon (Pillbox), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link
where do i get some in oakland
― i hope you don't pray to jesus with that mouth (Rubyredd), Thursday, November 20, 2008 2:09 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Thursday, 20 November 2008 14:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Where is "Christopher Walken"?
― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Thursday, November 13, 2008 2:15 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark
― deadin' berries (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 23 November 2008 03:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Being from an academic background, Ben hasn't quite figured out what he's supposed to do with it yet.
― gabbneb, Sunday, 23 November 2008 04:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Can I touch your...stuff?― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:51 (3 years ago)don't touch my stuff!― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:54 (3 years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:51 (3 years ago)
don't touch my stuff!
― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:54 (3 years ago)
― east3500oakl✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧ (unregistered), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 07:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Bitter? Me? Oh Nooooo! Not at all!!!
― Geir Hongro, Saturday, March 24, 2007 11:32 PM (1 year ago)
― arular (unregistered), Monday, 22 December 2008 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link
haha I mean climax not movie
― "I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Wednesday, December 24, 2008 6:49 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Mark G, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 08:27 (fifteen years ago) link
I could live w/ Dick in prison and Bush in glum disgrace.
― Dr Morbius, Friday, January 16, 2009 2:52 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark
― Edward III, Friday, 16 January 2009 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Prison Rape
― Sug's jest bang (velko), Friday, 16 January 2009 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link
i did whiney!!!!
― lol (roxymuzak), Tuesday, February 17, 2009 8:31 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark
― You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:17 (fifteen years ago) link
XD
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:23 (fifteen years ago) link
oh come on give us a hard one
― One of the Most High Profile Comedy Directors of the 90s (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, March 4, 2009 6:43 PM (21 seconds ago)
― WmC, Thursday, 5 March 2009 00:44 (fifteen years ago) link
"Wes Anderson vibe" my ass
― Dr Morbius, Sunday, March 8, 2009 12:41 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 9 March 2009 15:02 (fifteen years ago) link
haaah
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:18 (fifteen years ago) link
wes anderson, vibe my ass
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:22 (fifteen years ago) link
looooool A+++++++ n/a
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:23 (fifteen years ago) link