Up-the-arse corner

https://songssmiths.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/nick-cave-mark-e-smith-and-shane-mcgowan-1989.jpg

I remember reading the NME interview that photo belongs to in about '89 or something, I was still doing a paper-round at the time so it was way back. It was quite entertaining at the time, especially where MES was ripping Nick Cave's "pretentious artiste" type comments.

http://thequietus.com/articles/09277-mark-e-smith-nick-cave-shane-macgowan-nme-interview

There's nothing new in Acid House for me, pal. I've been using that process for years. Bloody years. It might be new for you but don't assume it's new for anyone else, because you're fucking wrong, pal.

More than a touch of the Madeley about Mark E Smith in that photo.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfZJz_OWwAEPMDp.jpg:large

http://i.imgur.com/Zhqe5Ys.jpg

I remember thinking that the "Jesus helping" genre of paintings seemed like a ripe area of exploration for this thread, and lo:

http://www.divinemercy333.net/Jesus167_helping_person.gif

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpSBEtGVYAA7D7q.jpg

http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg622/bizarrogazzara/IMG_2041_zpseufoi6tn.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Iro3MnL.jpg

the young Ernie Hudson/old Ernie Hudson one is fantastic, it should be a Chuck Tingle book, along the lines of

https://i.imgur.com/38pNViPh.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cu9niGTWgAEAwVx.jpg

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/H60AAOSwHaBWie~j/s-l1600.jpg

[CHORUS]
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

I ain't puttin no boogie in nobody's butt
That's nasty, man
What you talkin about
Puttin boogie in people's butt
Are you out yo mind or something?
Could go to jail for doin something like that

Well step aside my friend
I been doing it for years
I say, sit on down, open your eyes
And open up your ears
Say, put a tree in your butt
Put a, a bumblebee in your butt
Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt
Say, put some fleas in your butt
Say, start to sneeze in your butt
Say, put a tin can in your butt
Put a little tiny man in your butt
Say, put a light in your butt
Say, make it bright in your butt
Say, put a TV in your butt
Say, put me in your butt
Everybody say

[CHORUS]

I, hey, that's, man, I ain't putting no trees in nobody's butt,
no bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing--
You must be out your mind, man,
y'all get paid for doing this?
Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money
Cause this don't sound like the kind of--
I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest,
than put somethin in somebody's butt
to be truthful

Well step aside my friend and let me
show you how you do it
When big bad E just rock rock to it
Put a case in your butt
Say, put a metal case in your butt
Say, put her face in your butt
Say, put a frown in your butt
Say, put a clown in your butt
Say, sit on down in your butt
Say, put a boat in your butt
Say, put a moat in your butt
Put a mink coat in your butt
Put everything in your butt
Just start to sing about your butt
Feels real good
When you sing about your butt, sing

[CHORUS]

[CHORUS]

Now wait a second, now,
Do y'all get paid for this, for doing this?
Puttin the butt and all that stuff?
Really?
What's this? A 100 dollar bill?
I get to keep this 100 dollars if
I be puttin stuff in people's butts?
Really? Step aside.

Put a telephone in your butt
Say, put some dust in your butt
Say "it's a must" in your butt
Say, pizza crust in your butt
Say, put a telephone in your butt
Put a dinosaur bone in your butt
Put a radiator in your butt
I'll say "see you later" in your butt
Put an alligator in your butt
Say, put some money in your butt
Sure it feels real funny in your butt
Say, squeeze it, please it, but don't tease it
Put it in your butt
Well, let me, let me just say
Put a hot cup of Brim
Fill it to the rim
And put it in your butt
To the beat
Two sugars, stuff so sweet

In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

(sax solo)

[CHORUS]

Put a quarter, put a penny,
Put a dime, put a nickel
Sure do tickle
Just put it in your butt
Put some change in your butt
Feels mighty strange in your butt
Put some grass
Put a shot glass
Put it in your butt, sing!

[CHORUS]

Put a speaker in your butt
I say put a speaker in your butt

In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

Eddie Murphy: Boogie In Your Butt (all rights reserved)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f27vG-Ja_0Y

http://gallery.yopriceville.com/var/resizes/Free-Clipart-Pictures/Cartoons-PNG/Winnie_the_Pooh_and_Piglet_with_Winter_Hats.png?m=1399672800

http://i.imgur.com/I9obR6r.jpg

― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Friday, 27 February 2015 13:42 (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this turned out to be 100% accurate

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C23dWOEUcAIBJVR.jpg:small

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8QyK_rWAAEb8EP.jpg

that should be painted on a cathedral ceiling somewhere, really

perfection

a lil friday luv for u

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--7h_rdXZQ--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/18j55arzab6kjjpg.jpg

https://scontent.fman2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s600x600/18198565_1711916262441412_3615961880572517642_n.jpg?oh=30d9b5ec1e883649e60f93a54f1015ef&oe=5976AB4D

http://img01.deviantart.net/27d8/i/2013/048/e/9/horns14__triceratops_by_tuomaskoivurinne-d2svi59.png

the bumming of the apocalypse

http://images.jobsnhire.com/data/images/full/5564/ready-for-some-dinosaur-erotica-5-published-stories-on-steamy-dinosaur-to-human-sex.jpg

as arousing as the thought of turning this into a thread full of pictures of hot, cold-blooded dino-fucking undoubtedly is, i feel obligated to point out that these are most likely depiciting actual dino-p-in-dino-v interactions and thus are ineligible for inclusion itt

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur_erotica

While Sims and Branwen's titles focus on heterosexual sex, gay dinosaur erotica also exists. The Guardian's columnist Damien Walter has published a review of Hunter Fox's short story A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay by speculative fiction author Phronk. The review comments that the book "has no intrinsic redeeming qualities. It is horribly written, morally questionable, and even the sex in it seems like an afterthought ... It's the Kardashian of crappy erotica." Nonetheless, its mere success gives it meaning and appeal:

The title alone is delightful, tapping into deep-seated cynicism about post-50-Shades erotica and today’s publishing industry. Its unjustifiably high Amazon ranking delights and frustrates traditional authors and self-published authors alike. And the horrid writing only underscores how ridiculous it is that this bizarre artifact even exists.[2]

a whole world out there

http://i.imgur.com/jHJlgMn.jpg?1

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

https://i.imgur.com/npg5fGg.jpg

When CPR dummies have a better sex life than you. pic.twitter.com/fLV06n7eLw

— Derek Faye (@Derek_Faye) January 21, 2018

https://78.media.tumblr.com/fbee70acfee94d799ed4eeb40105e1be/tumblr_p8iydoKf9t1wsbn2ao1_1280.jpg

https://i.redd.it/96czfyjp8og21.jpg

lool! Trump tattoos is a wild Gis wormhole to go into. I did one once and some crazy bastard has got a naked Trump one with a baby/mushroom dick!

what the fuck xp

https://i.redd.it/rhv9ljulhlk21.jpg

https://images.currentaffairs.org/2019/06/Screen-Shot-2019-06-09-at-11.17.02-AM.jpg

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e9b7db6b53a868870711d9a336a3a3cb/tumblr_o0o2cgtfBn1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg

*blows whistle*

lock thread

Spencer Diesel voiced by Kevin Spacey.

holy lol

https://s3.amazonaws.com/profile.ceg/1000px/750/s3-750-0519-May-Profile-Cover.jpg

mike’s doing some baldocking alright

Haha

the best thread

https://i.ibb.co/yhdpgyY/Untitled-11.jpg

there’s more than one type of one-eyes monster in this picture amirite

one-eyed, goddammit

this thread is life <3

A lot of action in this old astrological illustration
https://publicdomainreview.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/s3_V0024000_V0024813.jpg