Whose woods these are you'll never believe
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 March 2016 22:47 (eight years ago) link
this is the way the world ends -- and it's not what you think
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 3 March 2016 22:50 (eight years ago) link
There will come soft rains and you won't _believe_ what it'll smell like! Like, Subscribe, and Share!
― Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Thursday, 3 March 2016 23:11 (eight years ago) link
(I've been batting that one round in my head since yesterday and am disappointed I can't come up with something better)
― Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Thursday, 3 March 2016 23:12 (eight years ago) link
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, share this.
― brotato chip (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 3 March 2016 23:23 (eight years ago) link
The thing in this video really doesn't love a wall!
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 March 2016 23:59 (eight years ago) link
Watch these people bite into a madeleine for the first time
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 4 March 2016 00:01 (eight years ago) link
Why you should call me Ishmael (it's my gender pronoun of choice)
― ulysses, Friday, 4 March 2016 00:46 (eight years ago) link
OMG - You'll Never Guess What Rough Beast, Its Hour Come Round At Last, Slouches Toward Bethlehem To Be Born
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 4 March 2016 03:49 (eight years ago) link
I'm Nobody! Who are you? Are you – Nobody – too?and that's okay!
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 March 2016 03:53 (eight years ago) link
These Two Vast And Trunkless Legs Of Stone Have The Perfect Inscription
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 4 March 2016 03:57 (eight years ago) link
Read The Incredible Advice My Father Gave Me When I Was Younger (I've Been Turning It Over In My Mind Ever Since!)
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 4 March 2016 04:05 (eight years ago) link
Those Aren't Postmen Going From House To House
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 4 March 2016 04:13 (eight years ago) link
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 March 2016 22:47 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Ya
Ozymandias a+
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Friday, 4 March 2016 06:43 (eight years ago) link
Want to Feel Old? Here's 17 GIFs of Extremely High Windows.
― Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Friday, 4 March 2016 07:17 (eight years ago) link
After the uprising of the 17th of JuneThis secretary had leaflets distributed in the StalinalleeStating that the peopleHad forfeited the confidence of the governmentAnd could win it back onlyBy redoubled efforts. Here's why it would beEasier for the governmentTo dissolve the peopleAnd elect another--And why that's okay
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 4 March 2016 07:52 (eight years ago) link
It's not right, but it's okayI'm going to make it anyway and here's why
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Friday, 4 March 2016 09:11 (eight years ago) link
Over my head, I see the bronze butterfly, Asleep on the black trunk,Blowing like a leaf in green shadow. Down the ravine behind the empty house, The cowbells follow one another Into the distances of the afternoon. To my right,In a field of sunlight between two pines, The droppings of last year’s horses Blaze up into golden stones.I lean back, as the evening darkens and comes on. A chicken hawk floats over, looking for home.You Won't Believe My Reaction
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Friday, 4 March 2016 09:39 (eight years ago) link
War War is stupidAnd people are stupidAnd it's glorious
― draxx them sklounst (dog latin), Friday, 4 March 2016 09:43 (eight years ago) link
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hourYOU'LL ~ NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!
― Mark G, Friday, 4 March 2016 10:22 (eight years ago) link
You do not do, you do not do Any more, black shoeIn which I have lived like a foot For thirty years, poor and white, Barely daring to breathe or Achoo
And that's okay
― "Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 4 March 2016 11:30 (eight years ago) link
Put off your maiden blushes; avouch thethoughts of your heart with the looks of an empress;take me by the hand, and say 'Harry Of England, What Percentage Of France Have You Actually Visited?' which word thou shalt no sooner bless mineear withal, but I will tell thee aloud 'England IsThine, Ireland Is Thine, France Is Thine, And HarryPlantagenet Is Thine' -- Things That You Would Tweet If You Were Honest!
― weatheringdaleson, Friday, 4 March 2016 12:06 (eight years ago) link
IT'S OFFICIAL! The apparition of these faces in the crowd;Petals on a wet, black bough ARE TOTALLY DATING
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Friday, 4 March 2016 15:02 (eight years ago) link
You'll be astounded at what this travelling salesman found himself transformed into!
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 4 March 2016 15:13 (eight years ago) link
Amazing! These dead war guys do not grow old as we who are left grow old
― "Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 4 March 2016 15:23 (eight years ago) link
Stately, Plump Buck Mulligan Came From The Stairhead, And You Won't Believe What He Was Bearing Or What Lay Crossed
― Telephone Meatballs (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 March 2016 15:27 (eight years ago) link
He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. Big Brother just won the Internet.
― "Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 4 March 2016 15:29 (eight years ago) link
lol
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Friday, 4 March 2016 15:31 (eight years ago) link
You Won't Believe the #LifeHack This Small Town Found to Keep Itself Sustainable (Hint: It's a Lottery!)
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Friday, 4 March 2016 15:46 (eight years ago) link
Because I could not stop for deathHe kindly stopped for meThe carriage held but just ourselvesJohn Terry is a cunt
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Friday, 4 March 2016 16:51 (eight years ago) link
The Most Merciful Thing In The World, I Think, Is The Inability Of The Human Mind To Correlate 10 Things You Never Knew You Can Do With Coca-Cola - And It's Blowing Our Minds - And That's Okay
― tangenttangent, Friday, 4 March 2016 17:33 (eight years ago) link
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights. You'll be blown away by #14.
― brotato chip (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 4 March 2016 17:38 (eight years ago) link
BB and YMP's last ones have me in stitches
― Bernie Sanders Give You So Much Bro (Doctor Casino), Friday, 4 March 2016 17:49 (eight years ago) link
“Everyone strives after the law,” says the man, “so how is that in these many years no one except me has requested entry?” The gatekeeper sees that the man is already dying and, in order to reach his diminishing sense of hearing, he shouts at him, "The Internet Is Freaking Over This Cat Who Loves Putting Her Paws In The Air."
― Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Saturday, 5 March 2016 01:20 (eight years ago) link
The year’s at the spring,And day’s at the morn;Morning’s at seven;The hill-side’s dew-pearled;The lark’s on the wing;The snail’s on the thorn;God’s in His heaven...And that's okay
― qualx, Saturday, 5 March 2016 03:16 (eight years ago) link
To-day we have How Many Parts Can You Name?Yesterday,We had This Simple Cleaning Hack Changes Everything, and to-morrow morning,We shall have The One Weird Thing You Should Do Every Time You Fire.But to-day,To-day we have How Many Parts Can You Name. Look, these kittensAre the cutest things you will EVER see,And to-day we have How Many Parts Can You Name.
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 6 March 2016 17:12 (eight years ago) link
The mystery of the balances is thereThe Masonic secret lies thereThe church forbids its angels entry thereThe gypsies camp thereBlood is exchanged thereMothers weep thereIt is night thereAnd that's okay
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, 7 March 2016 09:41 (eight years ago) link
Princess Volupine extends A meagre, blue-nailed, phthisic hand To climb the waterstair. Lights, lights, She entertains Sir Ferdinand Klein. Who clipped the lion’s wings And flea’d his rump and pared his claws? Thought Burbank, meditating on Time’s ruins, and the seven Disney princesses reimagined as anti-semitic caricatures.
― "Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 7 March 2016 10:26 (eight years ago) link
WEBSTER was much possessed by death And saw the skull beneath the skin; And breastless creatures under ground Leaned backward with a lipless grin.
Daffodil bulbs instead of balls 5Stared from the sockets of the eyes! He knew that thought clings round dead limbs Tightening its lusts and luxuries.
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Donne, I suppose, was such another Who found no substitute for sense; To seize and clutch and penetrate, Expert beyond experience, He knew the anguish of the marrow The ague of the skeleton; No contact possible to flesh Allayed the fever of the bone.
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Grishkin is nice: her Russian eye Is underlined for emphasis; Uncorseted, her friendly bust Gives promise of pneumatic bliss. 20 The couched Brazilian jaguar Compels the scampering marmoset With subtle effluence of cat; Grishkin has a maisonette;
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The sleek Brazilian jaguar Does not in its arboreal gloom Distil so rank a feline smell As Grishkin in a drawing-room. And even the Abstract Entities Circumambulate her charm; But our lot crawls between dry ribs To keep our metaphysics warm.
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― "Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 7 March 2016 10:34 (eight years ago) link
These Heartwarming Videos of Returning Trojan War Soldiers Greeting Their Livestock Will Bring Tears to Your Eyes
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Monday, 7 March 2016 14:51 (eight years ago) link
All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. One man in his time plays many parts. #4 will BLOW your MIND.
― brotato chip (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 7 March 2016 15:00 (eight years ago) link
going down the list of James Beard nominees earlier i came across one of the nominations in journalism, for writing on food wine and spirits:
“There Are Almost No Black People Brewing Craft Beer. Here’s Why.”Dave InfanteThrillist
that's like crossing some kind of rubicon never meant to be crossed
― nomar, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 18:21 (eight years ago) link
Why doesn't black people want to brew? Here's why.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 18:29 (eight years ago) link
#Thrillistpitch
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 18:46 (eight years ago) link
'creme brulee or bedbug' was an actual headline i saw today
― maura, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 19:58 (eight years ago) link
also god bless ilx for almost immediately pulling the mcr ripcord. i love you guys
― maura, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 19:59 (eight years ago) link
This Couple Did A Baby Photoshoot With A Burrito And It’s Really Emotional
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 March 2016 17:53 (eight years ago) link
A Squid Eating Dough Out Of A Polyethylene Bag Is Fast And Bulbous. And That's Okay.
― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Tuesday, 29 March 2016 06:00 (eight years ago) link
Watch An Entire Pub Full of Baltimore Cops Sing 'Body of an American' In Moving Send-Off For Dead Friend
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 29 March 2016 10:57 (eight years ago) link
There hasn’t been a criminal defense lawyer on the Supreme Court in 25 years. That’s a problem.
― ejemplo (crüt), Tuesday, 29 March 2016 12:00 (eight years ago) link