"and that's okay" / "and here's why"

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Whose woods these are you'll never believe

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 March 2016 22:47 (eight years ago) link

this is the way the world ends -- and it's not what you think

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 3 March 2016 22:50 (eight years ago) link

There will come soft rains and you won't _believe_ what it'll smell like! Like, Subscribe, and Share!

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Thursday, 3 March 2016 23:11 (eight years ago) link

(I've been batting that one round in my head since yesterday and am disappointed I can't come up with something better)

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Thursday, 3 March 2016 23:12 (eight years ago) link

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, share this.

brotato chip (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 3 March 2016 23:23 (eight years ago) link

The thing in this video really doesn't love a wall!

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 March 2016 23:59 (eight years ago) link

Watch these people bite into a madeleine for the first time

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 4 March 2016 00:01 (eight years ago) link

Why you should call me Ishmael (it's my gender pronoun of choice)

ulysses, Friday, 4 March 2016 00:46 (eight years ago) link

OMG - You'll Never Guess What Rough Beast, Its Hour Come Round At Last, Slouches Toward Bethlehem To Be Born

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 4 March 2016 03:49 (eight years ago) link

I'm Nobody! Who are you?
Are you – Nobody – too?
and that's okay!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 March 2016 03:53 (eight years ago) link

These Two Vast And Trunkless Legs Of Stone Have The Perfect Inscription

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 4 March 2016 03:57 (eight years ago) link

Read The Incredible Advice My Father Gave Me When I Was Younger (I've Been Turning It Over In My Mind Ever Since!)

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 4 March 2016 04:05 (eight years ago) link

Those Aren't Postmen Going From House To House

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 4 March 2016 04:13 (eight years ago) link

Whose woods these are you'll never believe

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 March 2016 22:47 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ya

Ozymandias a+

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Friday, 4 March 2016 06:43 (eight years ago) link

Want to Feel Old? Here's 17 GIFs of Extremely High Windows.

Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Friday, 4 March 2016 07:17 (eight years ago) link

After the uprising of the 17th of June
This secretary had leaflets distributed in the Stalinallee
Stating that the people
Had forfeited the confidence of the government
And could win it back only
By redoubled efforts. Here's why it would be
Easier for the government
To dissolve the people
And elect another--
And why that's okay

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 4 March 2016 07:52 (eight years ago) link

It's not right, but it's okay
I'm going to make it anyway and here's why

suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Friday, 4 March 2016 09:11 (eight years ago) link

Over my head, I see the bronze butterfly,
Asleep on the black trunk,
Blowing like a leaf in green shadow.
Down the ravine behind the empty house,
The cowbells follow one another
Into the distances of the afternoon.
To my right,
In a field of sunlight between two pines,
The droppings of last year’s horses
Blaze up into golden stones.
I lean back, as the evening darkens and comes on.
A chicken hawk floats over, looking for home.
You Won't Believe My Reaction

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Friday, 4 March 2016 09:39 (eight years ago) link

War
War is stupid
And people are stupid
And it's glorious

draxx them sklounst (dog latin), Friday, 4 March 2016 09:43 (eight years ago) link

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
YOU'LL ~ NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!

Mark G, Friday, 4 March 2016 10:22 (eight years ago) link

You do not do, you do not do
Any more, black shoe
In which I have lived like a foot
For thirty years, poor and white,
Barely daring to breathe or Achoo

And that's okay

"Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 4 March 2016 11:30 (eight years ago) link

Put off your maiden blushes; avouch the
thoughts of your heart with the looks of an empress;
take me by the hand, and say 'Harry Of England,
What Percentage Of France Have You Actually Visited?'
which word thou shalt no sooner bless mine
ear withal, but I will tell thee aloud 'England Is
Thine, Ireland Is Thine, France Is Thine, And Harry
Plantagenet Is Thine' -- Things That You Would Tweet
If You Were Honest!

weatheringdaleson, Friday, 4 March 2016 12:06 (eight years ago) link

IT'S OFFICIAL! The apparition of these faces in the crowd;
Petals on a wet, black bough ARE TOTALLY DATING

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Friday, 4 March 2016 15:02 (eight years ago) link

You'll be astounded at what this travelling salesman found himself transformed into!

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 4 March 2016 15:13 (eight years ago) link

Amazing! These dead war guys do not grow old as we who are left grow old

"Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 4 March 2016 15:23 (eight years ago) link

Stately, Plump Buck Mulligan Came From The Stairhead, And You Won't Believe What He Was Bearing Or What Lay Crossed

Telephone Meatballs (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 March 2016 15:27 (eight years ago) link

He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. Big Brother just won the Internet.

"Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 4 March 2016 15:29 (eight years ago) link

lol

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Friday, 4 March 2016 15:31 (eight years ago) link

You Won't Believe the #LifeHack This Small Town Found to Keep Itself Sustainable (Hint: It's a Lottery!)

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Friday, 4 March 2016 15:46 (eight years ago) link

Because I could not stop for death
He kindly stopped for me
The carriage held but just ourselves
John Terry is a cunt

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Friday, 4 March 2016 16:51 (eight years ago) link

The Most Merciful Thing In The World, I Think, Is The Inability Of The Human Mind To Correlate 10 Things You Never Knew You Can Do With Coca-Cola - And It's Blowing Our Minds - And That's Okay

tangenttangent, Friday, 4 March 2016 17:33 (eight years ago) link

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights. You'll be blown away by #14.

brotato chip (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 4 March 2016 17:38 (eight years ago) link

BB and YMP's last ones have me in stitches

Bernie Sanders Give You So Much Bro (Doctor Casino), Friday, 4 March 2016 17:49 (eight years ago) link

“Everyone strives after the law,” says the man, “so how is that in these many years no one except me has requested entry?” The gatekeeper sees that the man is already dying and, in order to reach his diminishing sense of hearing, he shouts at him, "The Internet Is Freaking Over This Cat Who Loves Putting Her Paws In The Air."

Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Saturday, 5 March 2016 01:20 (eight years ago) link

The year’s at the spring,
And day’s at the morn;
Morning’s at seven;
The hill-side’s dew-pearled;
The lark’s on the wing;
The snail’s on the thorn;
God’s in His heaven...
And that's okay

qualx, Saturday, 5 March 2016 03:16 (eight years ago) link

To-day we have How Many Parts Can You Name?
Yesterday,
We had This Simple Cleaning Hack Changes Everything, and to-morrow morning,
We shall have The One Weird Thing You Should Do Every Time You Fire.
But to-day,
To-day we have How Many Parts Can You Name. Look, these kittens
Are the cutest things you will EVER see,
And to-day we have How Many Parts Can You Name.

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 6 March 2016 17:12 (eight years ago) link

The mystery of the balances is there
The Masonic secret lies there
The church forbids its angels entry there
The gypsies camp there
Blood is exchanged there
Mothers weep there
It is night there
And that's okay

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, 7 March 2016 09:41 (eight years ago) link

Princess Volupine extends
A meagre, blue-nailed, phthisic hand
To climb the waterstair. Lights, lights,
She entertains Sir Ferdinand

Klein. Who clipped the lion’s wings
And flea’d his rump and pared his claws?
Thought Burbank, meditating on
Time’s ruins, and the seven Disney princesses reimagined as anti-semitic caricatures.

"Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 7 March 2016 10:26 (eight years ago) link

WEBSTER was much possessed by death
And saw the skull beneath the skin;
And breastless creatures under ground
Leaned backward with a lipless grin.

Daffodil bulbs instead of balls 5
Stared from the sockets of the eyes!
He knew that thought clings round dead limbs
Tightening its lusts and luxuries.

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Donne, I suppose, was such another
Who found no substitute for sense;
To seize and clutch and penetrate,
Expert beyond experience,

He knew the anguish of the marrow
The ague of the skeleton;
No contact possible to flesh
Allayed the fever of the bone.

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Grishkin is nice: her Russian eye
Is underlined for emphasis;
Uncorseted, her friendly bust
Gives promise of pneumatic bliss. 20

The couched Brazilian jaguar
Compels the scampering marmoset
With subtle effluence of cat;
Grishkin has a maisonette;

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The sleek Brazilian jaguar
Does not in its arboreal gloom
Distil so rank a feline smell
As Grishkin in a drawing-room.

And even the Abstract Entities
Circumambulate her charm;
But our lot crawls between dry ribs
To keep our metaphysics warm.

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"Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 7 March 2016 10:34 (eight years ago) link

These Heartwarming Videos of Returning Trojan War Soldiers Greeting Their Livestock Will Bring Tears to Your Eyes

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Monday, 7 March 2016 14:51 (eight years ago) link

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. One man in his time plays many parts. #4 will BLOW your MIND.

brotato chip (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 7 March 2016 15:00 (eight years ago) link

going down the list of James Beard nominees earlier i came across one of the nominations in journalism, for writing on food wine and spirits:

“There Are Almost No Black People Brewing Craft Beer. Here’s Why.”
Dave Infante
Thrillist

that's like crossing some kind of rubicon never meant to be crossed

nomar, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 18:21 (eight years ago) link

Why doesn't black people want to brew? Here's why.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 18:29 (eight years ago) link

#Thrillistpitch

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 18:46 (eight years ago) link

'creme brulee or bedbug' was an actual headline i saw today

maura, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 19:58 (eight years ago) link

also god bless ilx for almost immediately pulling the mcr ripcord. i love you guys

maura, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 19:59 (eight years ago) link

This Couple Did A Baby Photoshoot With A Burrito And It’s Really Emotional

http://www.boredpanda.com/baby-photosoot-burrito-makes-three-erin-holsonback/

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 March 2016 17:53 (eight years ago) link

A Squid Eating Dough Out Of A Polyethylene Bag Is Fast And Bulbous. And That's Okay.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Tuesday, 29 March 2016 06:00 (eight years ago) link

Watch An Entire Pub Full of Baltimore Cops Sing 'Body of an American' In Moving Send-Off For Dead Friend

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 29 March 2016 10:57 (eight years ago) link

There hasn’t been a criminal defense lawyer on the Supreme Court in 25 years. That’s a problem.

ejemplo (crüt), Tuesday, 29 March 2016 12:00 (eight years ago) link


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