yeah space does all kinds of crazy things to yr body
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 March 2016 16:55 (eight years ago) link
What if when they opened the hatch door, it was the twin brother who got out.
― pplains, Thursday, 3 March 2016 17:01 (eight years ago) link
Doesn't that happen when you lie down, too? To probably a more negligible extent, but still.
― Telephone Meatballs (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 March 2016 17:03 (eight years ago) link
scott kelly's been replaced by an alien emissary, watch his photo op with obama for signs of secret signals being passed between the two of them. "hussein" intends to sell us to the highest space bidder.
― nomar, Thursday, 3 March 2016 17:40 (eight years ago) link
Weird enough, last night my kid pulled me aside to tell me that has been measuring his height before bed at night and when he wakes up in the morning. Pencil marks on the walls, etc. There's a small but noticeable difference!
― how's life, Thursday, 3 March 2016 17:42 (eight years ago) link
Whatever the opposite of a scientist is is what I am, but my understanding is that the shrinkage is all about gravity compressing your vertebrae together when you stand.
― Telephone Meatballs (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 March 2016 17:46 (eight years ago) link
yeah, the spongy bits between your vertebrae dehydrate and get compressed during the day, and at night they decompress
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 3 March 2016 18:34 (eight years ago) link
he's 1/1000 of a second younger too, according to neil tyson
― lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 3 March 2016 20:15 (eight years ago) link
https://vimeo.com/74033442
― ulysses, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 06:06 (eight years ago) link
http://www.coolhunting.com/link/cyborg-beetles-could-one-day-replace-drones?utm_source=sendicate&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=2016-04-04+CH+Daily+for+04+April+2016
― human life won't become a cat (man alive), Monday, 4 April 2016 15:00 (eight years ago) link
Could cyborg insects be the next step in the evolution of drones? Engineers from Singapore's Nanyang Technological University and the University of California Berkeley seem to think so. They’ve developed a way to remotely control beetles by inserting electrodes on the their legs, optic lobes and flight muscles.
― human life won't become a cat (man alive), Monday, 4 April 2016 15:01 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/EsKy6jk.png
― 龜, Thursday, 26 May 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link
"latches" good god.
― how's life, Thursday, 26 May 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link
it's an evocative phrase no doubt
― ulysses, Friday, 27 May 2016 00:04 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/o90pfjT.gif
parasitic nematode
― mario vargis loosa (wins), Sunday, 5 June 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link
Frog post
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 June 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link
toad and 'tode
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 5 June 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link
tode of toad 'ball
― ogmor, Sunday, 5 June 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link
the tadpole of my eye
― 龜, Sunday, 5 June 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link
I can't figure out if there's one or two in there
I know that some species are self-fertilising hermaphrodites so it could be bangin itself in that dudes eye
― mario vargis loosa (wins), Sunday, 5 June 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link
well that image just fucked me up good and plenty.
when i was a kid, i read a story in a loose reader's digest that was floating around my grammar school with a story about a larval parasite that afflicts a gerbil and the vet takes the knife to the gerbil and dislodges a huge grub "the size of a thumbnail" that was sloshing around in it's innardsand late that night, little me visualized that grub in my own belly blocking me up and snaking up to my throat and i convinced myself that the glottal click of my uvula was the extruding head of a parasitic worm lolling out my throat and i screamed and screamed and screamed and i suppose i somehow stopped believing that was happening but i don't remember how.
so hello darkness my old friend.
― De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Monday, 6 June 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link
The worm that didnt turn up
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 6 June 2016 01:19 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVOYrdXfAz4
― laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 29 July 2016 02:29 (seven years ago) link
ASMRong
― skateboard of education (rip van wanko), Friday, 29 July 2016 02:56 (seven years ago) link
http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/wannabe-rapper-shoots-himself-in-the-face-for-no-reason-warning-pretty-damn-bloody/?utm_source=mobile&utm_medium=related&utm_campaign=push
NSFW (bloody)
― skateboard of education (rip van wanko), Friday, 29 July 2016 03:55 (seven years ago) link
jesus christ that toe video is superbly hideous
― ogmor, Friday, 29 July 2016 08:08 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH4rdg-74ik
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link
http://www.nj.com/warren/index.ssf/2016/08/we_have_a_negro_woman_on_our_governing_body_nj_may.html#incart_2box_nj-homepage-featured'We have a negro woman on our governing body,' N.J. mayor boasts in email***"She is a negro woman," said McDonald, a Democrat, adding that he meant no offense with the term. When asked why he didn't refer to her simply as a black woman, he said: "This isn't something that I gave any thought to. Negro is a word I believe is used commonly."
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 19 August 2016 20:52 (seven years ago) link
they cut down this huge tree in front of my kid's school. 200,000 bees and an 8 foot honeycomb inside.
https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14322470_1665448773768768_1076399757175116005_n.jpg?oh=76fcd2a92f505739d7887de343aafa3f&oe=587B2A90
https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14369891_1665448663768779_7513389532813787267_n.jpg?oh=ff26270a17d92e18f353064d6a4d6b87&oe=586C1977
https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14333689_1665448693768776_7511375968523076630_n.jpg?oh=40b7fc5794037a1a918115616b8dce90&oe=5838B7C2
https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14332977_10155116733567137_8745001229679750789_n.jpg?oh=1a29841ffdfa0cb34c20118b13969bb1&oe=5878BC8E
― scott seward, Monday, 19 September 2016 23:12 (seven years ago) link
https://66.media.tumblr.com/08840a49fba419bf6b93430b841fa959/tumblr_n3jhejdvcV1sj03l5o1_400.gif
― laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link
Did they know there were bees in there? Because if not, yeesh.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link
Wow @ the bees. My god.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link
are the bees ok?
― esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 02:40 (seven years ago) link
they relocated the bees.
and no they didn't know there were so many bees inside when they cut it down!
― scott seward, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 03:22 (seven years ago) link
did they know there were at least like a few bees?
― laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 03:26 (seven years ago) link
do all trees just have bees in them!?
sometimes snakes. or gnomes.
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 03:35 (seven years ago) link
this tree was humongous and ancient but also rotting inside and probably really hollow inside in places and they probably knew there were bees but had no idea that ALL the bees in town were in there...
― scott seward, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 03:44 (seven years ago) link
that is a serious bee condo complex
― savvinesslessness (map), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 03:46 (seven years ago) link
Everyone called it Th Buzzing Tree, but no one knew why.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 04:28 (seven years ago) link
early settlers to the area were told by the native people that it was known as "the tree with all the bees, where the bees live" but it was disregarded
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 14:24 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16299021_10212249044727024_386980329271150337_n.jpg?oh=206eb1c8e7f0a078cd9bd71b6260f87b&oe=590651BD
― scott seward, Sunday, 29 January 2017 06:18 (seven years ago) link
also gonna say it since this is the contoroversial opinion thread
fat dudes have lower sexual appetite/function (cut or uncut) and act more feminine
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― 龜, Monday, 5 June 2017 18:28 (six years ago) link
I love incest fantasies so that's a recommendation for me.
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― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 1 February 2019 21:24 (five years ago) link
google "autism jeans"
― I wanna publish memes and rage against machimes (rip van wanko), Thursday, 30 January 2020 03:27 (four years ago) link
all billie eilish would have to go is walk outside the house wearing these fucked up jeans but once and the world of pants as we know it would never be the same again
― del griffith, Thursday, 30 January 2020 03:41 (four years ago) link
i typed go isntead of do because of my autism
― del griffith, Thursday, 30 January 2020 03:42 (four years ago) link
Grim as it sounds, my CPR instructor pointed out that CPR is only rarely effective. Most people who require CPR die anyway. Consequently, you should never worry about hurting the person you are doing hard chest compressions on, or whether you remember how to do it exactly right. Instead, you should consider the recipient to be as good as dead anyway. At best you might extend their viability for a few minutes until you are too exhausted to continue. If no further help arrives in that time, they are goners.
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― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Sunday, 9 February 2020 21:06 (four years ago) link
uh.http://www.hotdoll.fr/contenu.php?id_contenu=8
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 14 February 2020 14:49 (four years ago) link
can't play the video, now i'm wondering why i clicked
― rip van wanko, Friday, 14 February 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link