EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

haha bravo

I sent some chocolate to a girl from the internet once

― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Tuesday, March 1, 2016 4:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a guy from the internet sent me chocolate once

― nomar, Tuesday, March 1, 2016 4:13 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

When I Was A Child, I Spoke As A Child, I Understood As A Child, I Thought As A Child, But You Won't Believe What Came Next (VIDEO)

― Lisa Welchel's Madcap Macrame Adventure for Windows 2000 (Old Lunch), Tuesday, March 1, 2016 10:32 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Tuesday, March 1, 2016 3:54 PM (6 hours ago)

Basically this whole thread has taken an excellent turn towards EXCELSIOR (I have tried to play my part in it but other posters have set a high bar):

"and that's okay" / "and here's why"

u are doing quite well imho

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CchcB-aW0AAx5Oi?format=pjpg&name=large

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, March 2, 2016 9:31 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

1) 10 dads
2) there are 10 of them
3) if u count the dads, u will count from 1 to 10
4) they are 10 times as big as regular dads

― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Wednesday, March 2, 2016 10:44 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haaaaa wtf even is a 10x dad.

Well, m bison already answered that, I guess.

http://www.amazon.com/The-10X-Rule-Difference-Between/dp/0470627603

Oh, okay, so a 10x dad is a living nightmare.

Trump is not really a template one can copy, and if future GOP fields are just a little stronger it will be harder for a personality cult like his to dominate. Even if Marco Rubio comes back in four or eight years looking less like a joke, which I think is probable.

Ah what the hell I jumped threads.

I don't know, the idea of Marco Rubio not looking like a joke is pretty funny

Maybe he'll grow a mustache or something.

Dress up like little old lady and go to Trump rally to heckle

we should poll ilx and see how many secret trump voters we have

― Mordy, Thursday, March 3, 2016 11:44 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Morbs is, right?

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, March 3, 2016 11:46 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

congrats Mordy and Sotosyn, for beating Pollitt, Steinem & Co to the lib-fascist punch

also go fuck each other

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, March 3, 2016 12:02 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's not a no

― Mordy, Thursday, March 3, 2016 12:04 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

not lolzy but tbf to Morbs, he promptly provided an emphatic "NO" afterward

misread that and thought they were saying "that's not a no" to fucking each other

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Jzdylh0vz-U/hqdefault.jpg

another Chuck Tingle tingler

Secret Trump Voter Accuser Reamed In The Butt By His Twin Secret Trump Voter Accuser And A Living Billionaire Hairpiece

Yeah that was my first reading

"and that's okay" / "and here's why" has a seriously seriously excellent lol:non-lol ratio. it's reminding me of another thread i can't place that also involved a lot of excellent english major jokes, riffing on something besides clickbait articles though. rrrrgh what was it.

Wasn't there an ilxor poetry thread or something?

I want to do another poetry contest tbh

The sheer WTFness of how this concluded has actually had me laughing out loud for the last five minutes:

i think if you live to be 400 you might be 20% as witty as you think you are.

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius),

You've already made it to 40 and are 100 percent as predictable as you hoped to be.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, March 3, 2016 8:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

DID YOU KNOW YOU ARE BALDING?

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, March 3, 2016 8:33 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Full convo is funny to me.

i think if you live to be 400 you might be 20% as witty as you think you are.

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius),

You've already made it to 40 and are 100 percent as predictable as you hoped to be.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, March 4, 2016 1:30 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also I'd consider The Big Short, though not very good, to be a far more interesting film than Clouds.

― Insane Prince of Fals

Nah. If I want people shouting obvious things to me in a witty way that I'll eventually tune out, I want Morbs to do it, not characters written by the director of Anchorman.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, March 4, 2016 1:31 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

DID YOU KNOW YOU ARE BALDING?

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, March 4, 2016 1:33 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*sips wine*

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, March 4, 2016 1:37 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes.

http://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2015/1/23/1422018496061/WILLIAM-BUCKLEYGORE-VIDAL-011.jpg

oh well sorry the guardian

http://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2015/1/23/1422018496061/WILLIAM-BUCKLEYGORE-VIDAL-011.jpg

doc casino: the lysol douche thread?
vadge horror stories

hrmrrmmrm.... no.... damn, what WAS it?

the AV Club thread?

ICP Miracles thread

fire, water, air and dirt / fukkin magnets / how do they work?

YES that's it

oh this is where we did the poems

― Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Friday, September 4, 2015 10:04 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

i haven't considered myself a Democrat since the moment Mondale crowed that he wouldnt share anti-missile weaponry with the Soviets, but i'll have my bayonet ready for the civil war.

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, March 5, 2016 11:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good morning! Has the civil war started?

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, March 6, 2016 7:38 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Morbz stuck me w his bayonet, leaned in and whispered "tell Mondale I'll see him in hell"

― robbie ca$hflo (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, March 6, 2016 7:48 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kinda lame to lump actually useful smartphone apps in w derivative securities

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, March 8, 2016 10:21 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what about candy crush

― van damme death warrant (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, March 8, 2016 10:27 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

more like candy crush the working class

― micro brewbio (crüt), Tuesday, March 8, 2016 10:29 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they made that in sweden

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, March 8, 2016 10:30 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Cåndy Crøsh

― van damme death warrant (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, March 8, 2016 10:31 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg

Needs Tuomas's follow-up.

"What is Candy Crush"? "What is an app"?

Kinda disappointed to see this only a few posts after I told you there's no "ø" letter in Swedish, I expected better of ILX.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, March 8, 2016 5:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There you go..

Expecting Better of ILX - Search/Destroy

Linklater hasn't tried to be ambitious.

ten-year film not enough for you, huh?

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, March 15, 2016 10:22 AM (54 minutes ago)

The Newton Boys was more ambitious.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, March 15, 2016 10:23 AM (53 minutes ago)

weird

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, March 15, 2016 10:27 AM (49 minutes ago)

I mean, that period piece was more of a stretch than a movie set in Texas following a boy through adolescence. It's not better than Boyhood.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, March 15, 2016 10:28 AM (48 minutes ago)

Either of ye ever just enjoy a movie

― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, March 15, 2016 10:28 AM (48 minutes ago)

posts very much in excelsior

lol

see THAT is peak deems

Hey woah I'm way too young for this lifetime award shit