Here's 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter - And What Happens Next Will Mystify You
― Lisa Welchel's Madcap Macrame Adventure for Windows 2000 (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 February 2016 19:04 (eight years ago) link
Man DESTROYS Burger King in Epic Facebook Rant After Being Denied Chicken Fries. Wow. This Was Really Moving. I'm Speechless.
― frogbs, Friday, 26 February 2016 19:33 (eight years ago) link
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u120/kingkonggodzilla/Screenshot_2016-02-29-17-30-18_zpspqqqoihp.png
― how's life, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 11:47 (eight years ago) link
Your Life is a Hopeless, Loveless Repetition of Empty Social Rituals and Joyless Self-Gratification - and That's Just Fine
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 11:59 (eight years ago) link
You're Puppyishly Over-Impressed By Any Reference to Shitty Niche Culture - and That's OK.
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 12:03 (eight years ago) link
You Secretly Don't Believe Other People Have Any Worth Whatsoever and You Wallow Like a Pig in Your Own Squalid Sensuality - and That's Absolutely For the Best in the Best of All Possible Worlds
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 12:06 (eight years ago) link
The Incredible Mind Blowing Truth About What Your Doctor Thinks About You And Your Illnesses And What To Do About Them That Will Shock You Because He's Weird And That's Okay
― draxx them sklounst (dog latin), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 12:14 (eight years ago) link
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, and that's okDragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn, and here's why
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 13:39 (eight years ago) link
Ginsberg 'negro streets' tweet sets off Twitter firestorm
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 13:40 (eight years ago) link
and that okay. Here's why.
― ulysses, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 13:41 (eight years ago) link
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, and that's okDragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn, and here's why― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, March 1, 2016 8:39 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, March 1, 2016 8:39 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hahahaha
― crüt, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 13:44 (eight years ago) link
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.
I do not think that they will sing to me, and that's okay.
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 13:53 (eight years ago) link
because consent
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 13:54 (eight years ago) link
Ten Reasons Why You'll Never Guess What Happens Next And Why It Will Astound You...And You'll Never Guess What Happens Next, And That's Okay, And You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself When You Realize That There Are Actually Eleven Reasons, And Here's Why, And You'll Never Guess, Ever
― Lisa Welchel's Madcap Macrame Adventure for Windows 2000 (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 13:56 (eight years ago) link
(Number 7 Will Shock You!)
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 13:57 (eight years ago) link
I hope someone is archiving as much clickbait as possible. Because we're sure to wake up from this nightmare soon and, as much as we'd like to forget, we need to reflect on the horror that we've wrought. Clickbait is the teased bangs of the '10s.
― Lisa Welchel's Madcap Macrame Adventure for Windows 2000 (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 14:02 (eight years ago) link
Best minds? Seven outrageous #fails that will have you looking for an angry fix.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 14:08 (eight years ago) link
- Turning and turning in the widening gyre, the falcon cannot hear the falconer. Here's why.
- The blood-dimmed tide is loose and everywhere the ceremony of innocence is drowned. And that's okay.
― Pheeel, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 15:28 (eight years ago) link
When I Was A Child, I Spoke As A Child, I Understood As A Child, I Thought As A Child, But You Won't Believe What Came Next (VIDEO)
― Lisa Welchel's Madcap Macrame Adventure for Windows 2000 (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 15:32 (eight years ago) link
My God, my God, you have forsaken me -- and here's why
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 15:34 (eight years ago) link
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, and That's Okay
― Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 15:52 (eight years ago) link
Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough! It isn't fit for humans now, and that's okay, and here's why
― Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 15:57 (eight years ago) link
To be or not to beThat is the question - And We've Got The Answers!
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 16:00 (eight years ago) link
Pilate's Epic Reaction to the latest #JesusRant will change everything!
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 16:04 (eight years ago) link
He Is Condemned To Go On Forever, Knowing The Truth, And Powerless To Change Anything. No Longer Will He Seek To Get Off The Wheel. His Anger And Frustration Will Grow Without Limit, And He Will Find Himself -- Poor Perverse Bulb! -- Enjoying It, And That's Okay
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 16:07 (eight years ago) link
Dorian Gray Doesn't Look Like THIS Anymore!
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 16:08 (eight years ago) link
If we shadows have offended,Think but this, and all is mended,And here's why
― petulant dick master (silby), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 16:08 (eight years ago) link
I got a letter from the governmentthe other day I opened and read itYOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THEY SAID!
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 16:11 (eight years ago) link
the mere act of existing itself has become humanly intolerable- and that's...
― diana krallice (rushomancy), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 16:11 (eight years ago) link
It So Chanced, That After The Parsee's Disappearance, I Was He Whom The Fates Ordained To Take The Place Of Ahab's Bowsman, When That Bowsman Assumed The Vacant Post; The Same, Who, When On The Last Day The Three Men Were Tossed From Out Of The Rocking Boat, Was Dropped Astern. So, Floating On The Margin Of The Ensuing Scene, And In Full Sight Of It, When The Halfspent Suction Of The Sunk Ship Reached Me, I Was Then, But Slowly, Drawn Towards The Closing Vortex. When I Reached It, It Had Subsided To A Creamy Pool. Round And Round, Then, And Ever Contracting Towards The Button-Like Black Bubble At The Axis Of That Slowly Wheeling Circle, Like Another Ixion I Did Revolve. Till, Gaining That Vital Centre, The Black Bubble Upwards Burst; And Now, Liberated By Reason Of Its Cunning Spring, And, Owing To Its Great Buoyancy, Rising With Great Force, The Coffin Life-Buoy Shot Lengthwise From The Sea, Fell Over, And Floated By My Side. Buoyed Up By That Coffin, For Almost One Whole Day And Night, I Floated On A Soft And Dirgelike Main. The Unharming Sharks, They Glided By As If With Padlocks On Their Mouths; The Savage Sea-Hawks Sailed With Sheathed Beaks. On The Second Day, A Sail Drew Near, Nearer, And Picked Me Up At Last. It Was The Devious-Crusing Rachel, That In Her Retracing Search After Her Missing Children, Only Found Another Orphan -- And Here's Why
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 16:12 (eight years ago) link
the people they kill get up and kill... and..
― diana krallice (rushomancy), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 16:13 (eight years ago) link
Michael Gira and Larkin Grimm are public relations geniuses, and here's why. And that's ok, and here's why.
― Dominique, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 16:18 (eight years ago) link
Here Lies One Whose Name Was Writ in Amazing 3D Latte Foam, and It's Kind of Blowing Our Minds
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 16:23 (eight years ago) link
People are discussing this meme, and ILX can't cope
― ailsa, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 16:58 (eight years ago) link
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, March 1, 2016 11:00 AM (1 hour ago)
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 1 March 2016 17:01 (eight years ago) link
LOL at that one i mean
Better to Reign in Hell, than Serve in Heav'n #SlatePitch
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 17:12 (eight years ago) link
The Art of Losing Isn't Hard to Master:7 Things You'll Only Understand If You've Dated a Loser
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 17:22 (eight years ago) link
I'm a lumberjackHere's why that is ok
― you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 17:24 (eight years ago) link
they fuck you up, your mum and dadand that's okay, and here is why
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 17:39 (eight years ago) link
My mind's not right--and I will NOT apogologize
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 17:52 (eight years ago) link
or apologize
Homicide's Illegal and DEATH is the Penalty?What JUSTIFIES the Homicide, When He Dies?Shit is WackClick Here for 9 Motherfuckin Reasons Why
― you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 18:15 (eight years ago) link
i got 99 problems but saying bitch isn't okay anymore, this is 2016 and THAT'S WHY
― ulysses, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 18:20 (eight years ago) link
http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewgauthier/so-I-was-dinner-Britisher-ordered-prawn-rocket-pizza-when-came-ketchup-pics
― anglos with derpy phasis (wins), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 18:33 (eight years ago) link
I am an AntichristAH!I am an Anarchistttt! - and that's ok!
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 21:32 (eight years ago) link
2 Awesome Tips on Getting What You Want:
1. Use the Enemy2. Use Anarchy
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 21:38 (eight years ago) link
They fuck you up, your mum and dadThey may not mean to, but they do, and here's why
― JoeStork, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 22:00 (eight years ago) link
You Say You Want a Revolution? Bad Idea. Here's Why.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 22:06 (eight years ago) link
We must not look at goblin men - and here's why
― emil.y, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 22:09 (eight years ago) link
https://www.wired.com/story/the-coelacanth-may-live-for-a-century-thats-not-great-news/
― burly crafty woodsman (James Harden) vs tall ethereal phantom (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 June 2021 01:23 (two years ago) link
OK, I clicked just to find out what the fuck it meant:People Are Sharing Things That Should Be Illegal, And There Are No Lies Detected
― Alba, Saturday, 26 June 2021 23:48 (two years ago) link
Here's Why That's Okay!https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/07/22/i-live-democratic-bubble-heres-why-thats-okay/
― jaymc, Thursday, 22 July 2021 20:56 (two years ago) link
the singularity
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 22 July 2021 21:18 (two years ago) link
a "Democratic bubble" is just "a city"
― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Friday, 23 July 2021 16:57 (two years ago) link
Under the Dome
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 23 July 2021 17:00 (two years ago) link
If you like to gambleI tell you I'm your manYou win some, lose someAnd here's why that's okay
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Saturday, 24 July 2021 00:05 (two years ago) link
New headline scourge "is a vibe"
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tokyo-olympics-condoms-unboxing_n_610a75f2e4b0e882ab65579aDiver Tom Daley Unboxing Condoms In The Olympic Village To Lil Nas X Is A Vibe
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kris-jenner-kim-kardashian-instagram_n_5e0613f5e4b0b2520d14bc3bKris Jenner Attempting (And Failing) To Livestream Kim Kardashian Is A Vibe
https://www.golfdigest.com/story/harry-higgs-screaming-fore-wells-fargo-championshipHarry Higgs screaming 'FORE!!!' at the top of his lungs is a vibe and a half
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 18:41 (two years ago) link
ilx posts that haunt yr thoughts
The mystery of the balances is thereThe Masonic secret lies thereThe church forbids its angels entry thereThe gypsies camp thereBlood is exchanged thereMothers weep thereIt is night thereAnd that's okay― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, March 7, 2016 1:41 AM (five years ago)
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, March 7, 2016 1:41 AM (five years ago)
― sarahell, Monday, 9 August 2021 18:11 (two years ago) link
Inventing a browser add-on that makes the news feel more reassuring pic.twitter.com/sl2Zsx8MEc— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) September 10, 2021
― ✖, Friday, 10 September 2021 23:54 (two years ago) link
lol!
― sarahell, Saturday, 11 September 2021 18:29 (two years ago) link
i just find this headline very weird
https://i.postimg.cc/JnnTKwCM/image.png
― ✖, Sunday, 13 February 2022 01:05 (two years ago) link
Honestly, I enjoyed the Oscars. https://t.co/dNK63IMN0v— Michael Blackmon (@blackmon) March 28, 2022
― jaymc, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 13:44 (two years ago) link
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/long-term-relationships-marriage_n_61e09027e4b04d030c353473
After 9 Years Together, My Partner And I Still Aren’t Married — And That’s OK
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Wednesday, 30 March 2022 14:02 (two years ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/music/2022/03/29/mitski-the-anthem-concert-review/
Pulling your ear one way is Mitski’s cathartic rebellion against expectations.
Tugging it in the other direction is her voice lurking under the surface, suggesting that maybe she doesn’t quite know what she wants to be either — and that’s okay.
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Wednesday, 30 March 2022 14:05 (two years ago) link
The eyes are not here There are no eyes here, and here's why In this valley of dying stars In this hollow valley This broken jaw of our lost kingdoms In this last of meeting places We grope together And avoid speechand that's okay
― sarahell, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 19:52 (two years ago) link
You're eyes without a faceAnd that's okay
― So's your imam (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 31 March 2022 21:00 (two years ago) link
Márgarét, áre you gríevingOver Goldengrove unleaving?Leáves like the things of man, youWith your fresh thoughts care for, can you?Ah! ás the heart grows olderIt will come to such sights colderBy and by, nor spare a sighThough worlds of wanwood leafmeal lie;And that's ókay, and here's why.
― Lily Dale, Thursday, 31 March 2022 21:10 (two years ago) link
Musicians Are Begging Fans to Mask Up at Concerts. Here’s Why.
I can't wait to find out
― jmm, Thursday, 31 March 2022 21:11 (two years ago) link
Their fans are ugly
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Thursday, 31 March 2022 21:35 (two years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/9hSVoSmaLC— David Adler (@davidrkadler) April 18, 2022
― Piedie Gimbel, Monday, 18 April 2022 09:30 (two years ago) link
https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2022/05/she-invented-adulting-her-life-fell-apart?utm_source=pocket-newtab
She Invented Adulting. Her Life Fell Apart. She Wants You to Know That’s Okay.
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 15:23 (one year ago) link
Isn't there a Bible story that goes like that?
― jmm, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 15:32 (one year ago) link
haunting my thoughts rn
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.I do not think that they will sing to me, and that's okay.― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, March 1, 2016 5:53 AM (six years ago)
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, March 1, 2016 5:53 AM (six years ago)
― sarahell, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 04:11 (one year ago) link
The Coachella Lineup Still Hasn't Come Out Yet and It's Fine, I'm Fine
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 January 2023 20:26 (one year ago) link
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/life/white-middle-class-yoga-teacher-problem/
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 20:54 (one year ago) link
haha! i thought the same thing when i read the yoga teacher headlinethe new thing is "I'm the problem, it's me" (and here's why)
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 20:57 (one year ago) link
free hairshirt with diploma
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 21:02 (one year ago) link
i hear that headline in Jello Biafra's voice ... and that's okay
― sarahell, Thursday, 16 February 2023 17:24 (one year ago) link
These Two Vast And Trunkless Legs Of Stone Have The Perfect Inscription
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 4 March 2016 03:57 (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink
this was so perfect that every time we talk poetry on ilx i think of it
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 January 2024 01:55 (three months ago) link
All I have is a voiceTo undo the folded lie,The romantic lie in the brainOf the sensual man-in-the-streetAnd the lie of AuthorityWhose buildings grope the sky:There is no such thing as the StateAnd no one exists alone;Hunger allows no choiceTo the citizen or the police;7 mistakes you're probably makingwhen you don't love one another
― symsymsym, Monday, 8 January 2024 05:01 (three months ago) link
https://fatgirlflow.com/i-cant-wipe-my-own-ass-and-im-ok-with-it/
― hogarth brooks (unregistered), Friday, 19 January 2024 01:53 (three months ago) link