zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

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she was also in 'failure to launch' which is not such a bad movie (well, better than i had any expectations of), though partly b/c she's in it

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Squirrel, you are an asshole.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

^ cosigned

― Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

She's ok but she's no Maggie Gyllenhaal.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

At least I don't post vile pictures of dead people and crack jokes abou it. Talk about inhumane.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Why not volunteer and go to Iraq so you can enjoy violating the dead firsthand?

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

WAHT R U PPL TALKING ABT NOT ZOOAY DECHANEL

― Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I've met her, she's tiny and fine featured, but not perfectly pretty which is kind of hot. EXCELLENT singer, and quite friendly and seems smart.

― I.M. From Hollywood (i_m_from_hollywood), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, she's pretty but not intimidatingly so. Actually yes, I would be intimidated, but y'know what I mean.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

If she's tiny, her mom must be an elf:

http://www.fedge.net/~zdeschanel/images/misc/sundancechrysler8.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

That's because the Deschanel family was originally bred on shelves.

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link

She's ok but she's no Maggie Gyllenhaal.

C'mon, Alfred...Maggie G may be an excellent actor but girl is purty homely. Nay - ugly. Zooey D is gorgeous.

― Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 04:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Dare I say Fugly?

― Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 04:49 (seventeen years ago) link

zooey is pretty in a spooky kinda way, maggie g is sorta cute and appealing but not pretty. jake always seems to be described as "dreamy" - that seems just about right.

― timmy tannin (pompous), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 04:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Related thread: I want to be Maggie Gyllenhaal
(the Ethan/Jess IM convo above originally appeared there)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

If she's tiny, her mom must be an elf

Her mom was Eileen Hayward on Twin Peaks, the wheelchair-bound mother to Donna (Lara Flynn-Boyle).

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

And her dad directed a couple of episodes, if I'm not mistaken.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

*waits for jaymc to check twin peaks tab of spreadsheet*

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Why would I have a Twin Peaks tab on my spreadsheet? SHASTA U SO CRAZY.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

o snap! hi donna's mom

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

So she's slated to play Janis Joplin in the new biopic,
"The Gospel According To Janis." I've never heard her
sing, but I'm hopeful that she has a killer voice.
After all, Pink was bypassed for the role and she's
an excellent Joplin interpreter.
Does anyone have a link to Deschanel's singing?

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:12 (seventeen years ago) link

HEY SHUT THE HELL UP ASSHOLE
DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN ENORMOUS ASSHOLE FROM BITCHVILLE
YOU DUMB PIECE OF BUTT
EAT SHIT AND DIE COCK SCOOPER
ARREST *THIS* SQUIRREL POLICE COPPERS

― ath (ath), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks. Happy holidays!

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:25 (seventeen years ago) link

showed up in the last few episodes of the excellent season 2 of Weeds and will be a regular for at least the first few episodes when season 3 rolls around.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:44 (seventeen years ago) link

That's weird about Janis. I really wish they wouldn't insist on picking an exceptionally pretty woman to play a plain, dare I say homely singer.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, no. You should dare.

I think that if she can channel the feeling that Janis showed during the Dick Cavett interview where she said "I'm going home" in a defiant yet still hurt way when talking about going to her high school reunion, she will have nailed it.

It will be interesting to see how they balance the life story and the music aspect of it. Unlike Ray and Walk the Line, I would argue that Janis' story would be more interesting WITHOUT the music playing a central part. Maybe some formative stuff, like when she learned to sing, but Janis was a soul singer...all emotion. Imitating her singing would accomplish little, I think.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:53 (seventeen years ago) link

She was hilarious in Weeds.

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:55 (seventeen years ago) link

an exceptionally pretty woman to play a plain, dare I say homely singer

Oscar alert

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 18 November 2006 07:44 (seventeen years ago) link

(unless there's a movie about disability or abuse, obv.)

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 18 November 2006 08:14 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe in this version janis will have palsy or something

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 18 November 2006 23:17 (seventeen years ago) link

SP is from BOISE, not bithville, hanging out at Terrapin Station and trying to bum weed from 22 year old girls who are disgusted by him. I imagine.

Zooey's clothes are still gross. I think Lily Tomlin should play Janis.

― Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 19 November 2006 00:47 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.linendistrict.com/images/bizdirectory/terrapin-station.JPG

― Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 19 November 2006 00:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I think Lily Tomlin should play Janis.

-- Abbott (igotabeefpastr...), November 19th, 2006.

AAARRRGHH

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Sunday, 19 November 2006 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't really think that. Maybe William H. Macy would do well.

― Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 19 November 2006 00:57 (seventeen years ago) link

My friend and I just watched the last 4 eps of S2 of Weeds and I saw her name in the opening credits and was like "oh shit". Yeah, she ruled in it.

― less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Sunday, 19 November 2006 03:45 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

New album with M Ward actually quite good shockah. She sounds very sweet in front of the Ward wall-'o-Sound.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51QRWqxPuRL._AA240_.jpg

― SeekAltRoute, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link

tainted by nude spock :(

― DG, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link

her singing is the reason Elf is actually an amazing xmas movie

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link

That's the worst photo of her I've ever seen.

-- milo z (mlp), Thursday, September 14, 2006 7:03 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

???

I haven't seen too many photos of this woman, but that's a great photo!

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link

squirrel police was not a spockpuppet. he was a special dude all on his own

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link

double heartbreak :(

― DG, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:45 (sixteen years ago) link

there's so much you missed while out on tour

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link

http://emmylicious.blogg.se/images/zoey_deschanel_svartvitt_1173803169.jpg

― warmsherry, Thursday, 20 March 2008 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link

the stuff i've heard off that album is shockingly good! and i don't even like m.ward either, like at all. huh.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 20 March 2008 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link

I really just want to weep looking at her.

― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 20 March 2008 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link

^ misread this

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 20 March 2008 23:25 (sixteen years ago) link

that too. And I really didn't want to post that, but I just get all crepey about Zooey Deschanel and can't help it.

― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 20 March 2008 23:31 (sixteen years ago) link

bought the CD today, it's sort of shockingly good in a "tapestry", carol king kinda way.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 21 March 2008 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link

"shockingly good" hits it about right on the head

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 21 March 2008 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah i mean the thought of a "hot" indie actress and a depresso b-list neil young clone indie folk dude doing a "kitchy" singer songwriter record makes me want to barffff in concept, but damn this is nice.

it's something when my least favorite 2 songs are "you really got a hold on me" and a beatles song.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 21 March 2008 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link

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