superbowL 50 - Denver Broncos vs Carolina Panthers

FWIW I have been doing an awesome job resisting the Shakey Morbius urge to just come in to this thread and shit on things I refuse to watch

You get a banana sticker

Jeez

You missed a really good ad about how your OxyContin habit is making you constipated.

JIM THEYRE BEATING THEMSELVES OUT THERE

I liked the ad where Battles and Rocket Mortgage called for a re-do of the 2008 economic collapse

What’s your favorite Super Bowl opioid-induced constipation commercial?

goddamn that was a horrible throw

It’s time to consider the once unthinkable: benching Cam.

that guy was covering sanders and that happened??? dang

Need to take a crap? OIC

Derek Anderson is ready

lot of similarities to the afc game, broncos have only actually had one real drive

kind of the worst of pats v broncos + pats v eagles

phone keeps autocorrecting to "superb owl"

which was the most interesting thing for me for much of q2

Not a bad game so far.

Coldplay's still riding this song, huh? Do they have any others?

i bet goodell likes coldplay

Def a band that understands deflated balls

YES

Yessssssss

was that it for beyonce? ugh turning the sound back down

A performance so uninspiring they have to show lots of clips from much better halftime moments

she had the michael jackson jacket on there
dancing reminded me of janet rhythm nation which is the greatest album of all time probably

lol
Xpost

i forget what the musical act was 2 years ago but this is at least 2 straight good halftime shows, right?

it was Bruno Mars

Two years ago

whoa dang

and lol @ that pokemon commercial

denver don't look like they can score a TD in the red zone

and it also looks like they're not going to need to

Demarcus in MVP contention

Superbowl follies

every break going 4 den

look at the way ginn is holding the ball there, jfc. missing the catch for the int apparently wasn't enough.

So they just skipped showing the blindside block?

damn so good

Denver defense is brutal.

i'm so disappointed with this game season

so carolina get another FG and then lose by their missed kick, like NE, is in play

At least it wasn't a PAT

really wish we had collinsworth on right now getting irate about this game

Fuck Collinsworth

He's a puppet

Just don't get a run there

ZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZ

Nail in the coffin

von miller mvp lol

I thought Cam made the right play on that fumble fwiw

he really didn't have much of a shot at recovering it, at least not without getting stretch armstronged.

it is kinda funny how Cam's public persona changed in a mere 24 hour period. I hope he comes back next year and silences everybody.

i'm obviously pro-cam but not going for the loose ball was pretty weird. i chalked it up to frustration in the moment but i haven't read all the hot takes

to me it looked like he paused because he didn't have a good angle on it and didn't want to knock it out of his teammate's hands in haste

i thought it was more he was a bit offbalance and it only looked as bad as it does in slomo idk he'll recover

http://www.denverpost.com/business/ci_29491521/mannings-budweiser-mention-valued-at-13-9-million

manning is capital not labor non shockah

i hope he goes down for juicing

I don't think he will. Even if he's busted for it the narrative will be that he was trying to keep playing at a level that his body wouldn't support, and turned to HGH to try and recover that, big sad face, don't you just feel for the guy.

lotta fun marshawn stuff in here

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2016/2/9/10944298/marshawn-lynch-seahawks-retirement-legacy-highlights-nfl

thats great

a+

i'm gonna miss him

the saints run and the cardinals run are the best running plays of my generation, easy.

via sporting news

"OK," said Newton, frustrated by the notion that he could have done more. "I didn’t get the fumble. We can play tit for tat. I’ve seen numerous quarterbacks throw interceptions, and their effort afterwards … they don’t go. I don’t dive on one fumble because the way my leg was, it could have been contorted in a way. We didn't lose that game because of that fumble. I’ll tell you that. As long as my teammates know, as long as my coaches know, as long as anybody that follows this team knows."

I'd say that's a bit more Starbury than Jordan. Newton's a phenomenal athlete, but the dude comes off as full of crap.

It will be interesting to see how he handles their 15-1 and multiple prime time game spotlight next year, especially if the Panthers struggle.

He should have just lied and said he lost the ball the melee for a second and didn't realize he was that close.