https://frinkiac.com/?p=caption&q=The+tar+fumes+are+making+me+dizzy&e=S04E15&t=641256
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 20:21 (eight years ago) link
"Malibu Stacy: America's favorite eight-and-a-half incher..."
― a spate of non-fatal hammer attacks (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 23 April 2016 10:07 (eight years ago) link
I can never resist saying, after completing almost any domestic task from washing the dishes to making the bed, "And that's the end of that chapter"
― Wimmels, Saturday, 7 January 2017 17:08 (seven years ago) link
Skinner: "excuse me is there an orange Julius stand on this floor?"
Lionel Hutz: "I'll sell you this one, its almost full!"
Skinner: "well why don't I drink out of a toilet bowl?" *walks away*
Lionel Hutz: "he'll be back"
― well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Saturday, 17 March 2018 12:14 (six years ago) link
https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-20aTBCmpzEw/VzjUbYCssBI/AAAAAAAAYMI/mBYLYxLOJHI4Jl4xv3UHKuTkl4M2ayoxQCLcB/s1600/allyoucaneat.jpg
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2018/09/18/man-who-ate-plates-sushi-banned-all-you-can-eat-buffet/?utm_term=.20d48c9c9b30
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link
[Aging congressman has heart attack]
Marge: Quick! Somebody perform CPR!
Homer: [Thinks for a moment, starts singing] I see a bad moon rising
― Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 March 2020 13:39 (four years ago) link
Are you mad, Frink! Put down that science pole!
― Hideous Lump, Sunday, 1 March 2020 14:43 (four years ago) link
Speaking of Frink: "Ivan Reitman!"
― Hideous Lump, Sunday, 1 March 2020 14:44 (four years ago) link
Not sure what prompted the below exchange to pop into my head this morning but it made me happy:
Grimey: But it's a contest for children!Lenny: Yeah! And Homer beat their brains out!
― cwkiii, Sunday, 1 March 2020 23:16 (four years ago) link
It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 1 March 2020 23:25 (four years ago) link
But what about daddy daughter day?
― paolo, Monday, 2 March 2020 20:02 (four years ago) link
You've got a date with the Xerox machine
― paolo, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:43 (three years ago) link
It's a regional dialect
― paolo, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 07:33 (two years ago) link
Let's see if they wore underwear back then
― paolo, Monday, 19 September 2022 08:15 (one year ago) link
I am sad to report that I have reached the age where classic-era Simpsons is way more fun to quote than to watch
That said...
no one who speaks German could be an evil man!
― Paul Ponzi, Monday, 19 September 2022 23:52 (one year ago) link