why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Fun fact: shillings and florins were still in circulation, being accepted interchangeably with new 5p and 10p pieces, until the early 90s, when the latter coins were reduced in size.

i have some of those old pennies, some of which are over 100 years old. they are beasts.

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Shared by a notgay.

joke's on you dad, they're gay too

http://i.imgur.com/07cTpjz.jpg

ooooh yeah baby take it off wait whaaAAAAAAA

took if off

lizard people. they are everywhere.

hoo boy, I like this one

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loooooool

wow

cool rationalization there

tbf I forgot about that Gaia thingy parody page until just now and I was repping for it somewhere upthread

i think they had to shut the original page down... i bet whoever runs it gets plenty of death threats and whatnot

92 likes, 1170 comments, 1041 shares, that's a pretty crazy ratio

Wait I dont think I get that last one. Is it having a crack at soldiers?

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banana peels all over the shiny grocery store floor

David Avocado Wolfe has a horse in this particular race though

Hang on a sec - that logo is the Woolworths supermarket chain. In Australia.

And no, they dont give away free fruit for kids afaik.

WOOLIES’ “free fruit for kids” initiative has backfired, with shoppers complaining the basket of apples and bananas is unhygienic.

trayce a bunch of people pointed that out on the comments to the picture too!

lol @ them citing a reddit commenter in that story

also it makes me irrationally angry when people say "little one" idk why

Yeah, also when TV chefs call vegetables "bad boys"

I think "little ones" is an good phrase because they are little and they are also ones, but do TV chefs really do that? That is hilarious.

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I wish it were socially acceptable to be an evil Tory posho every---oh wait.

getting the piss taken out of you by your 17 year-old peers isn't really anything to do with social acceptability tbh

40-year-old peers, in this case.

i figure if you want to be a 40 year-old goth nobody's really gonna tell you that's unacceptable

Yeah theres more than a few round our way even in this day and age (tho much less than used to be)

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remember this for the rest of your lives

It's true, whenever I talk lots of shaving cream always goes everywhere and people are always having a go at me for it.

the trick to being a good teacher is to append every imparted truth with "remember this for the rest of your lives" otherwise they might not

if you're a ten year old who earnestly tries to put shaving foam back into the container through the nozzle you're going to find life a struggle whether or not you speak overly hastily

"One time, my fifth grade teacher led a donkey into the classroom and fed it a creamed corn casserole. I have remembered that moment for the rest of my life."

you can't unfeed a donkey

"you were so consumed with pointlessly making a mess that you didn't realize the mess you were making"

must go through a lot of janitors in that school

It is kind of a shame people put the kibosh on the free fruit thing, is it really that unhygienic? Aren't all the fruits usually just on an open shelf anyway? + for some reason I myself relate to the squeezy toothpaste and shaving foam

Meanwhile:

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llamaJamaican

White people linking to that "White people can't talk about Beyonce" blog written by a white person

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbBQJv8WcAAq4Co.jpg:large

^ I kinda like that one, so sue me

"Reading Cliffs Notes is knowing that..."

ugh being a "but Frankenstein was the monster ahhh do you see" person is only 0.000001% less basic than being a "Frankenstein was the name of the scientist actually" person smh

You know who the real monster was? The monster.

*sues aimless*