Here's how to properly build your CLAIM FOR THE LIFE:First you must understand that in proper English any name in all capital letters means that that person is either DEAD or a CORPORATION and if you are reading this, you are neither.
You must get your name right like this:First-Middle:Last Two proper nouns in support of each other, a Fact.
Place a photo of yourself on the CLAIM and enter your name.
Place a color Title 4 flag in the upper left-hand corner.
Bring a lancet or pin, photo id, inkpad, twenty dollars, and two witnesses to the post office with the CLAIM. Let the Postmaster know that you are making a legal document for identification purposes. (Remember to smile and be nice) and ask him/her if she would be willing to reference your ID and verify that you are the person by placing his autograph on the CLAIM (remember to say thank you). Next, Have all of your witnesses sign.
From the Postmaster, purchase a one-dollar U.S. Postage stamp and affix it to the upper right-hand corner of the CLAIM and ask him/her to cancel it. (if you get a funny look, say that you are mailing it to yourself, GENERAL DELIVERY and you just need to record the date that you did that)
Next explain that to associate the life with the claim you must affix a tiny sample of your DNA on the page and put one small drop of your blood on the page.
Put your right thumb print on the page.
Tell the postmaster that you want send this REGISTERED MAIL, RETURN-RECEIPT. He will hand you the card and you mail it to yourself,: First-Middle: Last, General Delivery, Your Town. From: exactly the same.
Write the RETURN-RECEIPT number on the top of the CLAIM and make 5 color copies.
Place a copy of your CLAIM in the envelope and seal it.
Pay the FEE for the SERVICE and tell the Postmaster that you are here to pick up your mail.
Say thank you, have a nice day. Aren't public servants useful?
When this is done you will be relieved because your Sovereignty will then be internationally documented by the UNITED STATES POST OFFICE.
― mick signals, Sunday, 7 February 2016 20:22 (eight years ago) link