Golf - classic or dud

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yeah but is l0u1s jagg3r the only dude watching this

WmC, Friday, 10 April 2009 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

classic: walking around slowly and sort of doing something on a nice day
dud: rich ppl, golf courses ruining the environment

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 10 April 2009 17:53 (eleven years ago) link

Golf is also the worst game to take up for the day as a complete novice. Normally sport accommodates dilettantes to at least test their hand-eye coordination and participate in some cack-handed manner. Golf destroys the unpracticed. I speak as a wounded survivor.

a steak of romanticism (country matters), Friday, 10 April 2009 17:54 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, ditto.

also classic (pains me though it does to admit it): frisbee golf. esp when you bring beer/w33d

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 10 April 2009 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

^^^that actually sounds like an awesome game, esp if the "pin" is some sort of quoit peg and the weather is intensely hot

a steak of romanticism (country matters), Friday, 10 April 2009 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

I've given it up, but breaking 80 that one time was pretty great.

WmC, Friday, 10 April 2009 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

i had to look up 'quoit peg' but yeah, it's fun

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 10 April 2009 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

I think I've once parred a hole, and I've played about 40-50 holes in my life, most of them short par-3s. But what a par it was! Only 80 yard from pin to green but view completely obscured, hit it to about 15 feet! Such are the moments that make it all worth it, surely. Hit the first putt 20 feet past and somehow holed the resulting monster. Easy game tbh.

If you were playing with a flying ring then a quoit peg would work, I'd just imagine there's some sort of table you've gotta land the frisbee on

a steak of romanticism (country matters), Friday, 10 April 2009 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

I'm glancing at the leaderboard occasionally, hoping that this K Perry guy falls apart so I can hilariously point out (to no one but myself) that he's hot and he's cold aaaand so on, ohoho.

Ralph, Waldo, Emerson, Lake & Palmer (Merdeyeux), Friday, 10 April 2009 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

tiger is pissed

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2009 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

the masters is def the best sporting event in the world

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2009 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

lol i have pointed out 2 friends that i like to think of kenny perry as katy perry's dad. he's freakin awesome tho. would love to see him win the masters

johnny crunch, Friday, 10 April 2009 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

i fuckin love tiger so much

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2009 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

Thing I've learned from golf commentary: Every single golfer is the greatest human being who ever lived...every one is described as a true gent, honest as the day is long, an inspiration...etc.

Feel sorry for the caddies in there full-body condoms.

Loved the enthusiasm of the guy who was reporting on the players gold bags, he was just so excited.

I quite like golf now, it's relaxing to watch. I want that Spanish guy, Angel something to win, or the Japanese dude with the cool hat.

Orin Boyd (jel --), Saturday, 11 April 2009 09:09 (eleven years ago) link

'their'

Orin Boyd (jel --), Saturday, 11 April 2009 09:09 (eleven years ago) link

What, you mean that Argentine?

Or do you fancy Mr Jiminez for some sort of Lazarine upsurge?

a steak of romanticism (country matters), Saturday, 11 April 2009 09:38 (eleven years ago) link

*Jimenez

a steak of romanticism (country matters), Saturday, 11 April 2009 09:38 (eleven years ago) link

On yeah, Cabrera, the Argentine! I was half-a-sleep when watching!

Orin Boyd (jel --), Saturday, 11 April 2009 09:58 (eleven years ago) link

Wd like either of the two leaders to win, but I fear Campbell will nick it off both ;_;

taddletail (country matters), Sunday, 12 April 2009 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

aint nothing better than masters sunday imo

banned like this (k3vin k.), Sunday, 12 April 2009 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

pretty great 2 get tiger & phil paired together

johnny crunch, Sunday, 12 April 2009 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

lefty is killin it!

johnny crunch, Sunday, 12 April 2009 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

OMG THAT SHOT PHIL

banned like this (k3vin k.), Sunday, 12 April 2009 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

OHHH

banned like this (k3vin k.), Sunday, 12 April 2009 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

!!!

taddletail (country matters), Sunday, 12 April 2009 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

omg Woods lolol

taddletail (country matters), Sunday, 12 April 2009 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

watch phil eagle 8 now

banned like this (k3vin k.), Sunday, 12 April 2009 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

Wd like either of the two leaders to win, but I fear Campbell will nick it off both ;_;

― taddletail (country matters), Sunday, 12 April 2009 18:15 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

taddletail (country matters), Sunday, 12 April 2009 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

loooooool

taddletail (country matters), Sunday, 12 April 2009 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

how many fucking putts is tiger going to leave short

banned like this (k3vin k.), Sunday, 12 April 2009 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

ffs

taddletail (country matters), Sunday, 12 April 2009 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

oh boy phil

banned like this (k3vin k.), Sunday, 12 April 2009 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

tiger's been struggling with his irons today...he's putting fine, he just isn't sticking his approaches to <10 feet

banned like this (k3vin k.), Sunday, 12 April 2009 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

That was a severe brain-fart by Mickelson.

WmC, Sunday, 12 April 2009 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, and that's just the way he is, i suppose. playing a nine there is a dumb play. all the trouble is short and being a little long of the pin is not a problem at all...just take your par and get to the par 5 imo

banned like this (k3vin k.), Sunday, 12 April 2009 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

good drive by tiger. he needs an eagle here to have any shot

banned like this (k3vin k.), Sunday, 12 April 2009 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

too long at 12 and you're on the downslope from hell dude

taddletail (country matters), Sunday, 12 April 2009 20:23 (eleven years ago) link

Kenny Perry's swing is even weirder than Jim Furyk's.

xxxpost, I don't think the club selection was the problem as much as the abbreviated swing.

WmC, Sunday, 12 April 2009 20:23 (eleven years ago) link

I love Furyk's swing dearly

also I will be happy with this Masters if there is ANY winner other than Chad Campbell

taddletail (country matters), Sunday, 12 April 2009 20:24 (eleven years ago) link

but he will win :(

taddletail (country matters), Sunday, 12 April 2009 20:24 (eleven years ago) link

yeah you dont wanna be long either but it's better than wet. perry's swing is something else...he looks like my mom the way he hesitates at the top of his swing

banned like this (k3vin k.), Sunday, 12 April 2009 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

Somewhere Charles Barkley is looking at Kenny Perry's swing and saying "It just isn't fair!"

WmC, Sunday, 12 April 2009 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

lollll barkley, thats who it reminds me of. good call

banned like this (k3vin k.), Sunday, 12 April 2009 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

damn

banned like this (k3vin k.), Sunday, 12 April 2009 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

lol furyk

lo (cozwn), Sunday, 12 April 2009 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

lol villegas looks like a caddy w/ his all white outfit

banned like this (k3vin k.), Sunday, 12 April 2009 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

if tiger cant stick it from 172 he shouldnt even be out there. srsly his approach shots are such shit right now :/

banned like this (k3vin k.), Sunday, 12 April 2009 20:40 (eleven years ago) link

mickelson will regret that 5 at 12, i know it, he'll lose by 1 or 2

taddletail (country matters), Sunday, 12 April 2009 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

tiger ~needs this putt~

banned like this (k3vin k.), Sunday, 12 April 2009 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

WHOA PHIL

banned like this (k3vin k.), Sunday, 12 April 2009 20:53 (eleven years ago) link


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