nicolas cage, the greatest entertainer of our - or perhaps any - generation (a POLL)

Whatya say we cut the CHIT-CHAT -- A-HOLE?!?

I wish I could find a clip of this... (from The Rock)

http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/

Nicolas Cage As Everyone

I have enjoyed Next, Face/Off and Con Air all over again over the last few days

Can't wait to see Bad Lieutenant: New Orleans, tonight

really hate this guy

^ it's an acquired taste.

THE ROCK for that scene where he stabs himself in the chest and goes into the jesus pose with the fighter jets above him holy shit

OMG I have seen this movie!

If you had asked me had I seen THE ROCK STARRING NICHOLAS CAGE, I would have insisted NO.

Cage is like that.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/seasonofthewitch/

??!! That's some seriously obscurantist misogyny right there.

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/07/14/entertainment/photos_galleries/sorcerers_apprentice/sorcerer9--350x600.jpg

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/07/14/entertainment/photos_galleries/sorcerers_apprentice/sorcerer8--415x415.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6QY5LOa6MM

this is going to slay so hard

I don't even know what the hell it's about but I'm inclined to agree. Our Joel keeps calling it "Seasoning of the Witch"

i've been unironically anticipating the shit out of season of the witch. movie of 2011 imo.

tbqh it looks like everything i want in a movie right now although i worry that the battle scenes were done too much on the cheap to be really effective. have you read the witcher books? think u might like them & this looks like itll be dark & rad & hilarious like those books are.

hope theres more than one girl in this movie though - needs boning by torchlight to really slay

no but i PLAYED ~*the witcher*~!! i do hope he bones a sexy witch in this

based on the trailers it actually looks like a much more polished movie than i would've expected... it could even be GOOD!

^^The Japanese commercial up there is worth a look

if its like the game he will collect naked pictures after each of his triumphs

http://www.metro.co.uk//weird/876039-man-claims-140-year-old-photo-proves-nicolas-cage-is-a-vampire

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/20/article-1316526311177-0E003CF000000578-313340_304x253.jpg

Cage, at the Toronto film festival along with director Joel Schumacher promoting the film about a home invasion, said that he has actually lived through the nightmare in real life.

"It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed," he told reporters on Wednesday.

"I know it sounds funny ... but it was horrifying."

A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack.

i think we may have discussed this on another thread

Pretty damn psyched to see Trespass - the trailer is great and the AV Club quotes Cage yelling “Your filthy lust invited them in!” at Nicole Kidman in the film

i think we may have discussed this on another thread

Oh, my bad. I checked all the Cage threads, but one of them gave me one of those red DO NOT GO THERE warnings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1JyukEGjb0

"[Winning Oscars] isn't important to me," he admitted. "In fact, I think that if you go about making movies to win Oscars, you're really going about it the wrong way. I think that it's ... right now, what I'm excited about is trying to create a [pauses] kind of a cultural understanding through my muse that is part of the zeitgeist that isn't motivated by vanity or magazine covers or awards. It's more, not countercultural, but counter-critical. I would like to find a way to embrace what Led Zeppelin did, in filmmaking."

amazing

my God, interviews worse than the films

nouveau shitmatic

ONYX

corrupt cop comedy (?) w/ Elijah Wood and (unseen in the trailer) Jerry Lewis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLspHA8m6Ac

Run this again imo bad lieutenant wins

That looks really good

i also recently heard announced iirc he is directing an adaptation of joyce carol oates rape: a love story

oh yesssss, this looks like prime Cage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTabX1ONwRY

finally

Schrader's latest "Dog Eat Dog" has some prime wacko Cage

in

looks awesome

Academy Award Winner
Nicolas Cage

yes pls

i watched it this morning, dafoe steals it, outshines cage; gd movie

Yeah Dafoe def steals it but Cage was in top form I thought.

Schrader's latest "Dog Eat Dog" has some prime wacko Cage

I have 20 minutes left to watch of this but goddamn this movie is soooo bleak and fucked up. The opening sequence is insane and genuinely shocking, and even though that level of intensity doesn't carry through the whole film, Dafoe is compelling throughout. Cage is allright.

good enough for me im in

amazing that Nic Cage has filmed two separate movies about stealing babies

art mirroring life

lol that didn't even occur to me

xp

In other news, Nicolas Cage is in Kazakhstan. pic.twitter.com/ceAk0ktgqy

— Fabrice Deprez (@fabrice_deprez) July 23, 2017

What an artist. What a man.

bend the knee

couldn't decide which thread to resurrect so it's this one.

due to a series of stupid decisions and events i have decided to watch everythign nick cage has ever been in this summer, for a summer i am calling CAGED HEAT. going to be going more or less in chronological order (some will be out of order as i do movie marathons over the next 90 days and invite people over and tantalize them with his more palatable offerings) basically i am making a huge mistake. i don't actually watch that many movies in my real life (like MAYBE 10 a year?) so by the end of this i think 10% of all movies i have ever watched will have had nick cage in them.

i'll try to remember to document my descent into madness here