why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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http://www.ultraimg.com/images/2016-01-25_153804.jpg

Been seeing a lot of this awful shit this week.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 25 January 2016 15:39 (eight years ago) link

was going to post that yesterday. people are officially all nine years old now apparently.

nomar, Monday, 25 January 2016 15:42 (eight years ago) link

what even are those

pizza rolls are a food that exists (silby), Monday, 25 January 2016 17:14 (eight years ago) link

doesn't even have a fucking nose

microtone policing (wins), Monday, 25 January 2016 17:16 (eight years ago) link

yea that shit is everywhere right now

marcos, Monday, 25 January 2016 17:28 (eight years ago) link

reminds me of those bitstrips that were all over about a year ago, or maybe two years ago.

nomar, Monday, 25 January 2016 18:17 (eight years ago) link

I think ISIS is now officially claiming credit for that one.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 25 January 2016 18:41 (eight years ago) link

http://www.instagram.com/p/BA7-UQ5MEb3/

the late great, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 01:05 (eight years ago) link

At this point, I'm about done with the parody ones too.

pplains, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 01:47 (eight years ago) link

fastest backlash cycle ever

the late great, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 02:13 (eight years ago) link

I can't find the non-image thread:

From a friend -

"I took Stella to Chick-fil-A today. It's our normal daddy/daughter spot. It's clean, so good, and the playground has a tractor beam on her the moment she sees it. When we finished eating and she'd worked up her ice cream appetite playing with the other kids, we went back to trade in her toy for ice cream. She wanted to sit at a table to eat the cone (something we usually do in the truck), and I'm so glad she did. We took a booth right next to the spot where you wait for your drink to be "refreshed," and we had a front row seat to this beautiful scene: a homeless traveler had walked in and asked if they had any extra food. Mud was wet and caked on his well-traveled shoes. His hair was matted, and his beard wasn't a statement as much as it was a necessity and a sign that he doesn't get to shave as often as most of us do. People near him kept their distance, but that didn't stop him from being kind. He spoke to people who reluctantly spoke back, and he smiled while he waited on a manager. All I could pick up on of the conversation was manager saying that he'd love to give him a full, warm meal--not just scraps or extras--and the only thing he required was that the man let him pray with him. After the homeless man agreed, there was no waiting for things to die down, there was no scooting anyone to the side. As busy as they were, the manager stopped then and there, laid his hand on the man, and proceeded to pray. I heard the love in that prayer. The homeless man wasn't some untouchable stain on business. He was the reason that store opened its doors. I asked Stella to watch and she stared. She asked what was happening and when I told her, she bowed her head, too. I realized then and there that Chick-fil-A doesn't simply do business for profits, they truly use business to minister. In a time when companies are trying to win in the market by neutralizing any possibility of offense, CFA is thriving because they unwaveringly cling to their principles and purpose. I love teaching my daughter life lessons, and I also love being there to watch other Christians teach her life lessons. Thank you, Chick-fil-A, for taking care of the latter today."

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 06:59 (eight years ago) link

The worst thing about those fucking be like whoever memes, is how many of my friends have said "Its spooky how spot on the one I got was!".

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 08:35 (eight years ago) link

lool that image

Spottie, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 18:50 (eight years ago) link

is chick-fil-a any good? they don't really have them where i am.

scott seward, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 18:52 (eight years ago) link

apparently there are 4 in massachusetts. all in places i would never go to. including one in chic-o-pee.

scott seward, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 18:54 (eight years ago) link

its good if in the mood for chicken sandwich

Spottie, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:13 (eight years ago) link

definitely a meme Bob for this meme

Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Friday, 29 January 2016 13:43 (eight years ago) link

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12494874_1966606890231277_1925427296736654321_n.jpg?oh=91f1456d2c2671dd191b22e231833d1b&oe=5746BC94

So many variations of this one come through every couple of weeks or so.

how's life, Sunday, 31 January 2016 11:48 (eight years ago) link

I cannot be bought

canoon fooder (dog latin), Sunday, 31 January 2016 12:15 (eight years ago) link

A friend of a friend posted this, they dont seem to be joking.

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/12642560_964775770224337_655962491173623193_n.jpg

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 31 January 2016 13:05 (eight years ago) link

This -

http://i.imgur.com/FIrx1ox.jpg

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 31 January 2016 13:08 (eight years ago) link

ugh

how's life, Sunday, 31 January 2016 14:16 (eight years ago) link

maybe remind them who was prez while the greatest generation was fighting "socialism"

balls, Sunday, 31 January 2016 17:33 (eight years ago) link

Ok that's infuriating

petulant dick master (silby), Sunday, 31 January 2016 19:01 (eight years ago) link

oh wait, that was tagged with "Can anyone guess the movie?!"

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 1 February 2016 02:36 (eight years ago) link

it's a ref to Shaun of the dead. and also stupid.

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Monday, 1 February 2016 07:59 (eight years ago) link

according to this I'm god of nothing, I'm good with that

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Monday, 1 February 2016 15:18 (eight years ago) link

I got god of anime.

http://i357.photobucket.com/albums/oo16/real_088/sad%20anime%20couple/sad-girl-in-snow.jpg

how's life, Monday, 1 February 2016 15:20 (eight years ago) link

OK EVERYBODY.

pplains, Monday, 1 February 2016 15:21 (eight years ago) link

YOU'RE JUST AS GUILTY AS YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS.

pplains, Monday, 1 February 2016 15:21 (eight years ago) link

now you are old

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 1 February 2016 15:43 (eight years ago) link

Fun fact: shillings and florins were still in circulation, being accepted interchangeably with new 5p and 10p pieces, until the early 90s, when the latter coins were reduced in size.

Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 1 February 2016 17:39 (eight years ago) link

i have some of those old pennies, some of which are over 100 years old. they are beasts.

koogs, Monday, 1 February 2016 17:45 (eight years ago) link

joke's on you dad, they're gay too

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:01 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/07cTpjz.jpg

gr8080, Monday, 1 February 2016 18:07 (eight years ago) link

ooooh yeah baby take it off wait whaaAAAAAAA

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:10 (eight years ago) link

took if off

schlep and back trio (anagram), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:24 (eight years ago) link

lizard people. they are everywhere.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:53 (eight years ago) link

loooooool

how's life, Monday, 1 February 2016 19:30 (eight years ago) link

wow

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 1 February 2016 20:48 (eight years ago) link

cool rationalization there

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Monday, 1 February 2016 21:00 (eight years ago) link


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