Make a Song Title More Reasonable

Ciggy Tardust

PVC15

I see your PVC15 and I raise you: QVC15

Bros, "I Owe You Something"

Solange: Touch My Hair If You Want, No Big Whoop

Total Coelo - I Eat Vegetables

Rage Against the Machine - Billing in the Name

LCD Soundsystem - Call Mall Security

Slowdive - Stevia for the Pill

Joni Mitchell - The Circle Hobby

Lana Del Rey / Iggy Pop - Lust for Corn Flakes

bodak beige

Jason Isbell - If We Were Mummies

Lil Pump - Gucci Bunch

rae sremmurd - black smithereens

Taylor Swift - Look What My Marketing Team Made Me Do

perfect

Robin Thicke ft. Pharrell - Blurred Legal Definitions

One Direction - Pretty Decent Song

Radiohead - Security Guard Who Follows the Golden Rule

Lana Del Rey - Fyre - Altamont in My Mind

Radiohead - Understandably Suspicious Android

Radiohead - Interesting Fishes

Radiohead - Unnerving Person

Radiohead - Anyone Can Play Kazoo

Radiohead - Heat the Witch

Radiohead - A Drunken Punchup at a Rehearsal Dinner

radiohead - comfortably chilling in a spacious tin box where there is ample room for everyone

Radiohead - Discotheque

Radiohead - 2 + 2 = 4

Radiohead - A Chipmunk at the Door

radiohead - i am wrong

Radiohead - Where? Where?

Spiritualized - Ladies and Gentlemen, We Have Turned Off the Fasten Your Seatbelt Sign and Have Broken Earth's Orbit

Stooges- I Wanna Walk Your Dog

Part of the Way Along the Watchtower

The Ballad of Frankie Lee and Alice Cooper

I May Actually Be Capable of Fighting This Feeling

Kendrick Lamar - Humble to the Point of Self-Effacement

The Beatles - Eight Days A Month

Queen - Crazy Little Thin Called Insanity
Magazine - Shot
Liz Phair - Ruck And Fun
10cc - Life Isn't A Minestrone
The Smiths - Shopfitters Of The World Unite

Shopfitters of the world untie

The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get To A Prosecutable Offense

Drake's Plan

The Beatles - Lucy In The Sky With Quantas

Connie Francis – Where the Boys Are Perfect Gentlemen
Crash Test Dummies – Yum Yum Yum Yum
Culture Club – Do You Really Want to Burp Me?
David Bowie – Always Napping on the Same Couch
Devo – Coffee (I Saw My Baby Gettin’)
Elton John – Syzygy Seems to Be the Hardest Word
Elton John – Fun for a Friend
Elton John – This Song Has the Title 'This Song Has No Title'
Elton John – Jamaica Jerk Chicken
Elton John – Your Sister Can’t Twist (But She’s Got a Nice Personality)
Elton John – Saturday Night’s Alright for Flossing
Elvis Costello – Tea Before Bedtime
Fairport Convention – Three-Toed Sloth
Franz Ferdinand – Take Me Out (to the Ball Game)
Fred Lane – From the One That Cut You a Check
The Glenn Miller Orchestra – 736-5000

Led Zeppelin - Jamaica

Rolling Stones - 9th Nervous Breakdown
Rolling Stones - Have You Seen Your Mother Baby, Standing In The Kitchen
Rolling Stones - Paint It Magnolia

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - I Might Back Down

(courtesy of random long road trip lip from 12 y/o in backseat, "would YOU back down, DAD? *turns to sibling* "he'd TOTALLY back down.")

Smashing Pumpkins - 1978

Robert Johnson (I Believe I'll) Dust My Swiffer Wet Jet