i go to new york

ellipses in weather bulletins just such a joy

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE NEW YORK NY
654 AM EST FRI JAN 22 2016
...NOR`EASTER TO IMPACT THE AREA WITH SNOW AND WIND LATE TONIGHT
INTO SUNDAY MORNING...
NJZ006-105>108-NYZ072>075-078>081-176>179-222300-
/O.CON.KOKX.BZ.W.0001.160123T0900Z-160124T1700Z/
HUDSON-WESTERN ESSEX-EASTERN ESSEX-WESTERN UNION-EASTERN UNION-
NEW YORK (MANHATTAN)-BRONX-RICHMOND (STATEN ISLAND)-
KINGS (BROOKLYN)-NORTHWESTERN SUFFOLK-NORTHEASTERN SUFFOLK-
SOUTHWESTERN SUFFOLK-SOUTHEASTERN SUFFOLK-NORTHERN QUEENS-
NORTHERN NASSAU-SOUTHERN QUEENS-SOUTHERN NASSAU-
654 AM EST FRI JAN 22 2016
...BLIZZARD WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 4 AM SATURDAY TO NOON
EST SUNDAY...
* LOCATIONS...THE FIVE BOROUGHS OF NEW YORK CITY...COASTAL
  PORTIONS OF NORTHEAST NEW JERSEY...AND LONG ISLAND.
* HAZARD TYPES...HEAVY SNOW ALONG WITH STRONG AND POTENTIALLY
  DAMAGING WINDS. BLOWING AND DRIFTING SNOW WITH NEAR ZERO
  VISIBILITIES IS EXPECTED SATURDAY AFTERNOON AND EVENING.
* ACCUMULATIONS...SNOW ACCUMULATION OF 7 TO 12 INCHES.
* WINDS...NORTH 25 TO 35 MPH WITH GUSTS UP TO 50 MPH.
* TEMPERATURES...IN THE UPPER 20S TO LOW 30S.
* VISIBILITIES...ONE QUARTER MILE OR LESS AT TIMES.
* TIMING...SATURDAY MORNING THROUGH SUNDAY MORNING.
* IMPACTS...EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TRAVEL DUE TO HEAVY SNOWFALL AND
  STRONG WINDS WITH WHITEOUT CONDITIONS LIKELY. SECONDARY AND
  TERTIARY ROADS MAY BECOME IMPASSABLE. STRONG WINDS MAY DOWN
  POWER LINES AND TREE LIMBS.
$$

i read these in the voice of charles bukowski

pee-wee herman for me

For me, the Dom deluise character from Haunted Honeymoon

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE NEW YORK NY
350 PM EST FRI JAN 22 2016
...NOR`EASTER TO IMPACT THE AREA WITH SNOW AND WIND TONIGHT INTO
EARLY SUNDAY MORNING...
NJZ006-105>108-NYZ072>075-078>081-176>179-231000-
/O.EXT.KOKX.BZ.W.0001.160123T0500Z-160124T1200Z/
HUDSON-WESTERN ESSEX-EASTERN ESSEX-WESTERN UNION-EASTERN UNION-
NEW YORK (MANHATTAN)-BRONX-RICHMOND (STATEN ISLAND)-
KINGS (BROOKLYN)-NORTHWESTERN SUFFOLK-NORTHEASTERN SUFFOLK-
SOUTHWESTERN SUFFOLK-SOUTHEASTERN SUFFOLK-NORTHERN QUEENS-
NORTHERN NASSAU-SOUTHERN QUEENS-SOUTHERN NASSAU-
350 PM EST FRI JAN 22 2016
...BLIZZARD WARNING NOW IN EFFECT FROM MIDNIGHT TONIGHT TO 7 AM
EST SUNDAY...
* LOCATIONS...THE FIVE BOROUGHS OF NEW YORK CITY...COASTAL
  PORTIONS OF NORTHEAST NEW JERSEY...AND LONG ISLAND.
* HAZARD TYPES...HEAVY SNOW ALONG WITH STRONG AND POTENTIALLY
  DAMAGING WINDS. BLOWING AND DRIFTING SNOW WITH NEAR ZERO
  VISIBILITIES IS EXPECTED SATURDAY MORNING THROUGH THE AFTERNOON
  AND INTO THE EVENING.
* ACCUMULATIONS...SNOW ACCUMULATION OF 10 TO 18 INCHES.
* WINDS...NORTHEAST 30 TO 40 MPH WITH GUSTS UP TO 55 MPH.
* TEMPERATURES...IN THE 20S.
* VISIBILITIES...ONE QUARTER MILE OR LESS AT TIMES.
* TIMING...LATE TONIGHT THROUGH SATURDAY NIGHT.
* IMPACTS...EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TRAVEL DUE TO HEAVY SNOWFALL AND
  STRONG WINDS WITH WHITEOUT CONDITIONS LIKELY. SECONDARY AND
  TERTIARY ROADS MAY BECOME IMPASSABLE. STRONG WINDS MAY DOWN
  POWER LINES AND TREE LIMBS.
$$

getting worse that's a new one

yessssss

It feels much colder than 31 out

caek otm

oh you bloody Admiral Pearys

18-24! https://twitter.com/nwsnewyorkny/status/690759709666709504

eager for me to eat me left arm, are ye

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE NEW YORK NY
1051 AM EST SAT JAN 23 2016
...BLIZZARD IMPACTING MUCH OF THE AREA INTO TONIGHT...
NJZ006-105>108-NYZ071>075-176-178-240000-
/O.CON.KOKX.BZ.W.0001.000000T0000Z-160124T1200Z/
HUDSON-WESTERN ESSEX-EASTERN ESSEX-WESTERN UNION-EASTERN UNION-
SOUTHERN WESTCHESTER-NEW YORK (MANHATTAN)-BRONX-
RICHMOND (STATEN ISLAND)-KINGS (BROOKLYN)-NORTHERN QUEENS-
SOUTHERN QUEENS-
1051 AM EST SAT JAN 23 2016
...BLIZZARD WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 7 AM EST SUNDAY...
* LOCATIONS...NEW YORK CITY AND SOUTHERN WESTCHESTER COUNTY IN
  SOUTHEAST NEW YORK...AND HUDSON...ESSEX AND UNION COUNTIES IN
  NORTHEAST NEW JERSEY.
* HAZARD TYPES...WIDESPREAD BLIZZARD CONDITIONS...WITH HEAVY SNOW
  AND POTENTIALLY DAMAGING WINDS CAUSING CONSIDERABLE BLOWING AND
  DRIFTING SNOW AND NEAR ZERO VISIBILITIES.
* ACCUMULATIONS...SNOW ACCUMULATION OF 20 TO 25 INCHES.
* WINDS...NORTH 20 TO 30 MPH WITH GUSTS UP TO 50 MPH.
* TEMPERATURES...IN THE MID 20S.
* VISIBILITIES...ONE QUARTER MILE OR LESS AT TIMES.
* TIMING...THROUGH TONIGHT.
* IMPACTS...EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TRAVEL DUE TO HEAVY SNOWFALL AND
  STRONG WINDS WITH WHITEOUT CONDITIONS LIKELY. SECONDARY AND
  TERTIARY ROADS MAY BECOME IMPASSABLE. STRONG WINDS MAY DOWN
  POWER LINES AND TREE LIMBS.
$$

your subway map til further notice

https://www.ny.gov/sites/ny.gov/files/atoms/files/UndergroundMapwServiceGuide.pdf

In New York, the National Weather Service said 25.1 inches of snow had fallen on Central Park by 7:30 p.m., making the storm the city’s third-biggest since 1869.

Travel ban ends at 7a.m.

27"

Underground only subway service remains in effect at this time. Portions of the exterior network will be restored at 9:00 a.m. Consult Service Status for the latest service information.

We advise customers if at all possible to remain at home during the duration of this storm.

The storm is OVER motherfuckers

These lines remain out of service until further notice:

• A train in the Rockaways
• Q train in Brooklyn
• N train in Brooklyn
• L train to Broadway Junction (currently terminates at Myrtle-Wyckoff Avenues)
• Franklin Avenue Shuttle
• Staten Island Railway

Poor Rockaways :(

xp yes

Makes last year's preemptive subway shutdown look even dumber.

I plan to test the G soon.

NYT:

According to New York City’s shoveling rules, if it stops snowing between 9 p.m. and 7 a.m., you have until 11 a.m. to clear your sidewalk.

In this case, the snow stopped falling around 2 a.m., the National Weather Service said.

All you need to do is clear a path four feet wide — enough to accommodate a wheelchair or double stroller. If you are a tenant, it is the landlord’s responsibility to clear the snow.

Of course, you could let nature and SnoMelt do the job for you. It is supposed to be sunny today, with a high of 33. (Interestingly, even when it’s below freezing, snow evaporates, going directly from a solid to a gas! The process is called sublimation.)

But that would be wrong. And you could be fined up to $150 and go to jail for up to 10 days, even for a first offense. And the city could shovel your walk and bill you for it.

fuck a double stroller imo

"Have fun crossing that slush lake on the corner, you fucks" (also the subject of a Times op-ed piece today, glory be)

http://gothamist.com/2016/01/25/clearing_snow_for_cars.php

Of course, it's worse in Newark.

you bicyclists can also go jump in da slush

http://gothamist.com/2016/01/27/bike_lanes_blocked_blizzard.php

hope u snow bunnies r happy this morning

^_^

thx, i love doubletime morning commutes after insomnia

How long is JBL in town, anyone know?

lol http://www.weather.gov/media/okx/Briefings/WxBriefing_FB.pdf

last two nights of drinking before next 3 weeks of pills

drinky time on Flatbush

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/03/21/sharlenes-bar-bar-tab

caek is wearing a METS cap now fyi

hats keep you warm in the winter and cool in the summer. i'm a fan.

as did the thermoses they used to give out on Fan Appreciation Day.

"On another night, an older man dressed entirely in beige sipped a glass of beige wine. "

i didnt know you had a beige ensemble

def try other food options than those in-bar pies.

ha, i've choked down one of those pies before. second worst food item i've ever ordered in a brooklyn bar. (worst was a grilled cheese at pacific standard that was so thin that i thought they were just serving me a single piece of white bread that had been stepped on)

they are the same pies served at C'wealth yeah, i had forgotten, cuz by sight i never wanted one.

wd love to see you soon at da bars, KM!

sorry i couldn't make it last night, i'll be there next time! sounds like it was fun!

OUTNUMBERED BY THE AFFIANCED

one of usssss one of usssss

oh next time might be in about 8 weeks? while i take more curative poison as opposed to Guinness.

is there a new york film thread specifically? i got a film forum membership in hopes of making myself go to more things and get a little film education or w/e, would love to pick people like morbz's brains, if they'd be willing, on the "which of these twelve noel coward movies should i go see?" tip or w/e.

we got this

All Purpose NYC ILX Film Snob Thread

oh duh yeah, i've seen that in SNA before, never clicked as i in fact know next to nothing about film! but i'll try lurking there for a bit and see how it feels.

(thanks!)

it's 77 W-A-B-C de-grees

(for the oldtimers)

Dan Ingram
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storms a comin