Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

unremarkable areola and nipple. insignificant findings.

If it makes you feel any better, Schef, this thread made me imagine Gilbert Gottfried saying pretty much anything at all.

Real answer: "How do you like them apples"

i still think 'bingo' is great

HELLO, AGAIN WE BLUDGEON!

"Hmm, time for the bacon lube!"

http://failblog.org/2009/04/01/product-fail/

RELEASE THE KRACKEN

^ a friend told me he actually did this a couple weeks ago

REQUIEM.

― "Hey, We're Clubbing!" (Police Squad) (jim), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:48 (11 months ago) Bookmark

loooooooooooooooooooool

THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED

― the sir weeze, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 5:25 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

Best part of the Jesse James/Sandra Bullock sex tape.

"Oh Fluffy...Oh Fido..."
(I could have sworn that I'd posted that to this thread already, but I don't seem to have done so.)

Inspired by 'Your highest 3 darts total'

"One hundred and eighty"

"The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as 'the greatest or most significant or most influential' rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art."

"Never go full retard"

― milo z, Monday, 11 August 2008 19:35 (6 years ago) Permalink

dying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrNyTvOZDY

I used to think the who thing where you call out the wrong person's name in flagrante delicto was a hackneyed comedic device that never happens in real life but um. I have done this.

"TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT"

"SWEEP THE LEG"

any of the lines from the half dozen or so programmed for the announcers in the NBA Jam games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-XEINagmaU

lol the exact quote from the movie, thanks to a review:

"“He has the power to wipe out the human race. And if we think that there’s even a one percent chance that he’s our enemy, we have to treat it as an absolute certainty.”

Batman actually says this.

uhh wrong thread

"uhh wrong thread"

"This one's for the Gipper!"

"God, mom, don't you know how to knock?!"

"Winter is coming... and so am I!"

"HOLD...THE...DOOR!"

Have any of the 935 posts in this thread been funny yet?

jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams

xpost No, but the moment of climax is a solemn event and shouldn't be sullied with laughter anyway.

"Amen."

"Sad!"

c16 deep tread

'please clap'

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"Covfefe"

Swiggity swooty, I'm cumming in that booty

BALLOON

Congratulations!

Bad command or file name

'please clap'

only one so far that evoked a modicum of mirth. well done, mookieproof.

<whatever you were going to say anyway> + "Mr. Grimsdale!!!" in a Norman Wisdom voice.

the thread connections are always better than the actual posts itt

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HADOUKEN

Years ago I read a Street Fighter slashfic where Guile shouts "SONIC BOOM!" during the moment of climax(tm).

I asked Transformer...

When I achieve orgasm I should say that:

- I had the courage

- I was motivated

- I was aware of my body's sensations.

ahahaha yesss

Stop fucking your therapist, Transformer.

the thread connections are always better than the actual posts itt

fingers crossed for Oh! I Always Get Those Two Mixed Up!

xp

"and that's our time up"

'Vidi, vici, veni.'

Funniest joke in the world when I was 16.