# Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax. [Started by mark p (Mark P) in April 2003, last updated 1 minute ago by the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.)] 2 new answers# HEY JEWS [Started by quincie in April 2009, last updated 2 minutes ago by Ømår Littel (Jordan)] 106 new answers
^^ I am imagining this said in pretty much the same voice that goes "HEY YOU GUYS" at the beginning of The Electric Company or whatever show that was
― nabisco, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link
I mean that wouldn't be so much "funny" if you were involved, but I think we went off that path long ago
― nabisco, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link
REQUIEM.
― "Hey, We're Clubbing!" (Police Squad) (jim), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link
HEY ITS FUCKING FREE BACON NIGHT TONIGHT
― HOOS talking about magic & spells & steen dude! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link
"Hey, We're Coming!"
― snoball, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link
well now i'm imagining it said like the dude from the goonies uh xpost
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link
unremarkable areola and nipple. insignificant findings.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link
If it makes you feel any better, Schef, this thread made me imagine Gilbert Gottfried saying pretty much anything at all.
Real answer: "How do you like them apples"
― nabisco, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:57 (fourteen years ago) link
i still think 'bingo' is great
― mark cl, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 23:29 (fourteen years ago) link
HELLO, AGAIN WE BLUDGEON!
― Tuomas, Friday, 10 April 2009 12:18 (fourteen years ago) link
"Hmm, time for the bacon lube!"
http://failblog.org/2009/04/01/product-fail/
― Orin Boyd (jel --), Monday, 27 April 2009 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link
RELEASE THE KRACKEN
― Darin, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link
^ a friend told me he actually did this a couple weeks ago
― joygoat, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link
― "Hey, We're Clubbing!" (Police Squad) (jim), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:48 (11 months ago) Bookmark
loooooooooooooooooooool
― uh is that miseplled? (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link
THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED
― the sir weeze, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 5:25 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark
Best part of the Jesse James/Sandra Bullock sex tape.
― o. nate, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link
"Oh Fluffy...Oh Fido..."(I could have sworn that I'd posted that to this thread already, but I don't seem to have done so.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Inspired by 'Your highest 3 darts total'
"One hundred and eighty"
― fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Monday, 14 January 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
"The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as 'the greatest or most significant or most influential' rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art."
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 21:43 (eight years ago) link
"Never go full retard"
― milo z, Monday, 11 August 2008 19:35 (6 years ago) Permalink
dying
― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 22:22 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrNyTvOZDY
― ejemplo (crüt), Friday, 25 March 2016 19:10 (eight years ago) link
I used to think the who thing where you call out the wrong person's name in flagrante delicto was a hackneyed comedic device that never happens in real life but um. I have done this.
― You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Friday, 25 March 2016 21:41 (eight years ago) link
"TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT"
― an opportunity thick enough to taste (snoball), Friday, 25 March 2016 22:20 (eight years ago) link
"SWEEP THE LEG"
― Neanderthal, Friday, 25 March 2016 22:27 (eight years ago) link
any of the lines from the half dozen or so programmed for the announcers in the NBA Jam games
― art, Friday, 25 March 2016 22:31 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-XEINagmaU
― an opportunity thick enough to taste (snoball), Friday, 25 March 2016 22:35 (eight years ago) link
lol the exact quote from the movie, thanks to a review:
"“He has the power to wipe out the human race. And if we think that there’s even a one percent chance that he’s our enemy, we have to treat it as an absolute certainty.”
Batman actually says this.
― Neanderthal, Friday, 25 March 2016 22:46 (eight years ago) link
uhh wrong thread
"uhh wrong thread"
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 25 March 2016 22:51 (eight years ago) link
"This one's for the Gipper!"
― get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link
"God, mom, don't you know how to knock?!"
― Wet Food (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:19 (seven years ago) link
"Winter is coming... and so am I!"
― putting the laughter in manslaughter (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link
"HOLD...THE...DOOR!"
― Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link
Have any of the 935 posts in this thread been funny yet?
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link
jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams
― the unbearable jimmy smits (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link
xpost No, but the moment of climax is a solemn event and shouldn't be sullied with laughter anyway.
― Wet Food (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link
"Amen."
"Sad!"
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link
c16 deep tread
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link
'please clap'
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link
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― Tuomas, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 11:08 (seven years ago) link
"Covfefe"
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 13:35 (six years ago) link
Swiggity swooty, I'm cumming in that booty
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, 6 September 2019 06:19 (four years ago) link
BALLOON
― breastcrawl, Friday, 6 September 2019 12:53 (four years ago) link
Congratulations!
― Οὖτις, Saturday, 2 November 2019 05:31 (four years ago) link
Bad command or file name
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 November 2019 05:47 (four years ago) link
only one so far that evoked a modicum of mirth. well done, mookieproof.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 2 November 2019 05:58 (four years ago) link
<whatever you were going to say anyway> + "Mr. Grimsdale!!!" in a Norman Wisdom voice.
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:03 (four years ago) link
the thread connections are always better than the actual posts itt
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― imago, Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:11 (four years ago) link
HADOUKEN
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:15 (four years ago) link
Years ago I read a Street Fighter slashfic where Guile shouts "SONIC BOOM!" during the moment of climax(tm).
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:19 (four years ago) link