Let’s all go on an urban safari We might see some illegal migrants Oi look there’s a chav That means council housed and violent He’s got a hoodie on give him a hug

What needs fixing is the System
Not shop windows down in Brixton
Riots on the television
You can’t put us all in prison!

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Danchavs however are almost identical to regular UK Chav’s and there are LOADs of them.

I think in any welfare state the Chavman arises and rears his cuffed tracksuit bottoms and nike/reebock trainers. But it goes beyond the attire, it’s an attitude of vileness which completes the package.

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the bloke from die antwoord?

Ulatec, Milky Way Galaxy, 53 minutes ago

My wife is Colombian and they are pretty disillusioned with the kids antics , They still love Falcao because he's down to earth or "humilde" , this kid has certainly got the talent but he has to decide if he is a playboy or a football player

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Let’s all go on exurban safari We might see some illegal migrants Oi look there’s a chav That means council housed and violent He’s got a hoodie on give him a hug

it's kinda hard to take a gang seriously that comes from a place called "royal tunbridge wells"

so you are saying they are shitlads?

i'm saying they sound about as menacing as a harry potter rap album

they're not going to like that!

maybe if you gave them a hug idk?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmpT6WeYShM

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Unfortunately that's where the trail runs cold. There have been some whisperings of a comeback album intended for release this year but all from unnamed unverified sources.

Good old Plan B seems to have completely disappeared off the face of the Earth. No one has even run into him and asked for a selfie in Tesco, judging by our long searches on Instagram and Twitter. He's good at hiding.

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The last time he seems to have been out in public was when he recorded this video for Beacon Awards For Philanthropy where he spoke about his charity work, and that's over a year old at this point:

Along this journey I feel like I've learned more about Plan B than I ever knew, and even more about myself.

Will Plan B ever return? I can't say. The ball's in his court for now. All we can know for certain is that Plan B remains just as much of a mystery and an enigma as he ever was. Come back to us, Plan B. We miss you!

five years on from the london riots, will 2016 provide a plan b to poetize its fascist assassinations, football thugs and general 'oi!' characteristics?

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tempestuous times

phil manours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stY2ODIzFOE

i think watkins used his fingers not his palm

Theresa May parades her Plan B on Brexit pic.twitter.com/DBclKHuXi0

— Alfons López Tena #FBPE (@alfonslopeztena) January 12, 2019

there certainly will have been depictions of the violent slaughter of the prime minister, but alas not by heart extraction

she gets a free blow on us a year later.