ILF trolls of the future

Marcelo Carlino -- volatile south american poster who delights ilx with photos of his pugs and capybaras playing together in his private lake. migrates to ILF, posting broken english dismissals of every post in 'the nascent appeal of managerial competency' accompanied with grainy photos of his desk covered in hundreds of tactical diagrams. leaves abruptly and without explanation; references to marseille, the basque country and a trip to south wales in late 2015 are later pieced together by darraghmac to indicate a role in a global jesuitical conspiracy.

daddy's little girl -- embittered liverpool fan who registers and posts predominantly on the subject of jamie vardy's move to arsenal using a repeating cycle of JME lyrics and pictures of soiled wedding dresses. defended from accusations of triteness and creepiness by ilxor imago on the grounds that ILF 'could use some female presence tbh' until found to be a prototype chatbot from vardy's luxembourg based ChatShitGetBanged AG natural language processing lab.

Emmanuel Frimpong - actually Emmanuel Frimpong.

grey mad professor pierre van hooijdonk and Roy poly ' I bought a pub' rafael van de vaart on my stream for the dutch

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Roy Poly - publican and record-collector who pretends to be Rafael Van De Vaart for an entire half-season. Fond of posting about his alternative lifestyle choices to the Champions League thread. Rumbled when the real Van De Vaart is revealed to be in a happy and fulfilling relationship with a princess

this and wisdom of gaffers are my favourite ilf, well ilx tbh, threads. had forgotten about nakh's 'hate to say I told let saux'

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