why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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will there be more discussion about "fishy playground?"

billstevejim, Saturday, 16 January 2016 20:13 (eight years ago) link

http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpa1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/12383296_1494821790824922_2026594696_n.jpg
i was told by a woman today that hopefully, now that we've gotten through all these horrible celebrity deaths, the rest of the year will be easier.
she called haggerty "the bear guy".

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYyVU6pWQAAfbf0.jpg

soref, Sunday, 17 January 2016 03:44 (eight years ago) link

like this large toddler that seeks to crush it

qualx, Sunday, 17 January 2016 04:13 (eight years ago) link

Would you kill baby galactus?

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Sunday, 17 January 2016 04:15 (eight years ago) link

the galaxy's gentle giant

Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Sunday, 17 January 2016 04:50 (eight years ago) link

that's some weak-ass parenting advice

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 17 January 2016 18:20 (eight years ago) link

that's some weak as "viral" content to promote a dumb movie

Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Sunday, 17 January 2016 18:27 (eight years ago) link

at least now people will start taking selfies with celebrities.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 17 January 2016 18:28 (eight years ago) link

thank fuck! didn't realise xp

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 17 January 2016 18:32 (eight years ago) link

those kids are not in that picture.

will those kids even know who marky mark is?

kinder, Sunday, 17 January 2016 19:05 (eight years ago) link

Racist hillbillies sure have come a long way

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Monday, 18 January 2016 13:57 (eight years ago) link

đź—»
my version would be the top pictures are neil young vinyl box sets, the bottom pictures a screen cap of my spotify streaming of the same album

UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 13:56 (eight years ago) link

i dunno, it seems plausible, just look how stern he is

lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 21 January 2016 11:31 (eight years ago) link

It seems to be genuine, found an old page: http://listography.com/3569925768/quotes/bowie

Where the original source is, I dunno.

Mark G, Thursday, 21 January 2016 11:58 (eight years ago) link

o/t, but hearty lol @

I was going through all these books, and they were pouring out all over the floor, there were just mountains of books. And Nic (Roeg) was sitting there watching me and he said, “Your great problem, David, is that you don’t read enough.” And I didn’t even think it was funny until months later. I really thought he was serious. And I felt so depressed and I thought, “What else should I read?” It didn’t occur to me at the time that it was a joke.

Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 21 January 2016 12:59 (eight years ago) link

Heh, kinda freaked out by how that spiritual Bowie thing is supposed to be inspirational with that headline

niels, Thursday, 21 January 2016 21:48 (eight years ago) link

If actual kid okay, but it isn't, it's an adult

Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 22 January 2016 00:28 (eight years ago) link

Lol @ legit Bowie quote

badg, Friday, 22 January 2016 03:26 (eight years ago) link

cranky old man status has apparently reached the 90's.

scott seward, Saturday, 23 January 2016 19:35 (eight years ago) link

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/277976/huge-blue-vagina-expected-to-cream-the-mid-atlantic/

haha omglolwtf it's shaped like a vagina

nomar, Saturday, 23 January 2016 19:40 (eight years ago) link

"so people from D.C. to New York should do themselves a cervix and call it clits on any plans they may have had to eat out tonight."

scott seward, Saturday, 23 January 2016 19:47 (eight years ago) link

".. And they called the wind Vagina...."

Mark G, Saturday, 23 January 2016 21:25 (eight years ago) link

Haha, Boomers getting nervous.

http://i.imgur.com/Yo171fB.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:05 (eight years ago) link

kill list

microtone policing (wins), Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:13 (eight years ago) link

Who will be the last one standing? My money's on Steve Miller, but David Crosby may be the dark horse on this race.

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:24 (eight years ago) link

I guess Keith Richards isn't on the list because why even bother.

pplains, Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:25 (eight years ago) link

Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:31 (eight years ago) link

he's p old it's not unlikely he'll die soonish

microtone policing (wins), Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:34 (eight years ago) link

that faux kid's letter one cardamon posted is fucking enraging

as a living human with an internet connection I take personal offence at being expected to buy it

Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 23 January 2016 23:43 (eight years ago) link

Patti Smith still not on that list then.

Mark G, Sunday, 24 January 2016 00:31 (eight years ago) link

Show me a musician who isn't aging.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:24 (eight years ago) link

adjective: aging

1.
(of a person) growing old; elderly.
"looking after aging relatives"

lute bro (brimstead), Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:25 (eight years ago) link

Internet lexicographers apparently eschew established lexicographic conventions.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:32 (eight years ago) link

that was taken directly from page 30 of the oxford dictionary of english third edition

qualx, Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:56 (eight years ago) link

it is also what that word means

qualx, Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:59 (eight years ago) link

few xps you can tell it's an adult because of the tech-based special pleading. as if a child wants to netflix and chill ffs

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 24 January 2016 19:11 (eight years ago) link

immigrants are awesome111 because they build neat apps

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 24 January 2016 19:13 (eight years ago) link

Leonard Cohen-81 is another notable omission.

NWOFHM! Overlord (krakow), Sunday, 24 January 2016 19:19 (eight years ago) link

is this where I can complain about this "Be Like" meme?

i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Sunday, 24 January 2016 19:38 (eight years ago) link

it's probably as good a place as any, but you've got to assume that it'll be all done by, say, Wednesday

Jute Gazte (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 January 2016 19:45 (eight years ago) link

not enough soon

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 25 January 2016 00:35 (eight years ago) link

http://www.ultraimg.com/images/2016-01-25_153804.jpg

Been seeing a lot of this awful shit this week.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 25 January 2016 15:39 (eight years ago) link

was going to post that yesterday. people are officially all nine years old now apparently.

nomar, Monday, 25 January 2016 15:42 (eight years ago) link


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