"I'm a sovereign human being, I stand under common law only" - Thread of Freemen

god damn it, yes I think so. sorry.

here's some better links that are real:

http://usuncut.com/news/oregon-militia-descends-into-fist-fights-chaos/

http://www.hcn.org/articles/im-not-so-different-from-the-bundys-heres-what-id-like-to-say-to-them

https://www.jacobinmag.com/2016/01/oregon-malheur-standoff-militia-ammon-cliven-bundy/

and this one, which illustrates the frustration of the locals:

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/pissed-as-hell-rancher-blows-up-at-bundy-militants-im-not-going-let-some-other-people-be-my-face/

Militants say they'll reveal exit plan Friday

Cue post of finale to The Wild Bunch

If they say anything they haven't already said, I'd be surprised. This is more likely to be just another excuse for grandstanding in front of the media.

sick of these idiots. let them have the outpost, keep the roads blocked and the power & water off and just wait it out. eventually they'll exit the standoff and enter custody.

hope to some day see a play based on this with some brokeback mountain types cast

yessss

script by Colin Meloy

"yokel haram" is a good name if that hasn't been mentioned yet

they brought in a "judge"

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/oregon-militiamen-prepare-for-grand-jury-against-local-officials

how long wld these guys persist if they didn't get so much press i wonder

but also how did they get this guy in i thought somebody was preventing movement in/out

lol a fake judge, that's adorable

the roads to the wildlife refuge are still open to anyone coming or going. if those guys had any money, they could order a dozen pizzas every night to be delivered.

U.S. Superior Court Judge Bruce Doucette (not a real judge)

please god let that be his title in full

some day history will remember these brave men that took off work and say in a powerless cabin drinking beer for a few weeks.

we are witness to history

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/jon-ritzheimer-militia-care-package--4

“We’re not going to be deterred, we’re not going to let your junk and hate mail sidetrack us”

some day history will remember these brave men who got a bunch of free gifts from strangers and threw them on the floor.

“This one is really funny...a bag of dicks”

2 much time on ilx
https://twitter.com/mountain_goats/status/684396805623312385

his follow-up one w the tattoo is even funnier (esp because he didn't think of it first)

it's weird that this thread missed that whole thing for like a week and a half

oh, it was noticed

I am very disappointed in myself that I was so busy being a daddy that I forgot to swear an oath

I kept confusing Oath Keepers with Promise Keepers last week, there has to be an overlap

^^Trapper Keepers.

guys there's always time to swear an oath

https://twitter.com/MaxTemkin/status/687445755309641728
it's funny because he wasted $1100

Ultimately, it will be some poor wildlife refuge volunteers who will have to clean up all this garbage that's been sent to them.

Possibly, but the birds might be able to use some of this stuff too. Technically speaking, all their sex is anal.

Ultimately, it will be some poor wildlife refuge volunteers who will have to clean up all this garbage that's been sent to them.

Exactly what I said on FB/Twitter yesterday. These assholes are just gonna leave their trash behind when they finally abandon their idiotic crusade.

"we had to clean up after the Oregon militia and there were dildos and lube *everywhere*!"

one should empathize with the mail(wo)men who have to interact with these lunatics.

lol did anybody actually go to the actual website where Doucette was "sworn in" as a "Superior Court judge": http://scannedretina.com/2015/05/25/public-announcement-new-superior-court-judges-steven-dean-byfield-and-bruce-doucette/

so that means these guys are essentially:

http://www.doblu.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/darkknightrises20248.jpg

Protester arrested in Burns, accused of driving stolen refuge vehicle

Guy claims he is not a US citizen, tries to enter a courtroom with a camera, with predictable results.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMUdxNXo7QY

lol that was quick

what an asshole

a little knowledge...will get you zapped!

you know what my motto is? stay away from fucking courthouses!

Mikey Blah Blah 1 month ago
Let the record show I watched this over a dozen times.

http://gawker.com/oregon-militia-idiots-promise-to-leave-if-chris-christi-1755160817

Cheesy intro going INSTA - JUSTICE! had me a little worried that I had stumbled upon my cousin's facebook feed.

But you know what? It was entirely appropriate, I enjoyed the federal government's heavy hand of law in that one.

he sounded like a total neckbeard MRA kinda guy, too, not just an infowars stan. i was hoping to see a fedora tumble off his head and down the hallway, like that hat from miller's crossing.

'the several states'

gotta say i would feel better about that vid if the guy blocking him gave, like, a clear verbal warning before using the taser.