why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

You mean something like this, Mad Puffin?

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/1916685_199760047036003_4805993188853535341_n.jpg?oh=5d5b68b1330fc610c67de9f634057717&oe=57107BDA

Yes! Thanks.

excellent

haha very good

saved for later

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bvgsu7XIIAA5brI.jpg

so definitely not corny macro-related but i noticed that I'm starting to receive like official notifications from random shit I don't know about? Different from like spam friend requests, this is coming in the actual notifications icon at the top like "so and so added a photo" and I have no idea who or what they are and have no visible connection to thrm

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1009903_10153216189736512_7839691997094790894_n.jpg?oh=5230d9266e2e818cff50c6f4706086d5&oe=57136B27

they do, however, jam a ribbon to his ass with a thumbtack

fuck that avocado wolf guy.

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/1914859_490881817780913_5101878060603774939_n.jpg?oh=0679d72eb42d5498070d0f8348569923&oe=573E04E7

coleslaw in burned catcher's mitt?

i love "fishy playground"

great song indeed

my FB feed has been really going crazy with sad macros over the past day

pass agg much?

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/944960_1008736549186280_127917695755941006_n.jpg?oh=952c3ebc3cfdade04e0128f13965a7a7&oe=571553E7

sorry for huge...

but how do you feel about communicating through Facebook?

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12509196_757939887673288_1177625129051802355_n.jpg?oh=f1c8080a9e61e0f7881d0162e4faced6&oe=5746B5A4

would love to know the secret to making your macros look so shitty
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12009639_10154322535574062_5628568379201725834_n.jpg?oh=3625e36c7ea9caf4c64b253d0c4f373a&oe=570801E5

I dunno, I think your comic sans is packed with 'zip-a-dee'

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/1622169_10205734042458020_4928676461869321124_n.jpg?oh=b20f0e3f9432dfe6e3c10df156aec6a4&oe=5711446A

daffy duck + graph paper = missing key to common sense
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12373363_1071181666332914_776944400253691698_n.jpg?oh=6243356dfbda2c6e7b380f0a4f16640f&oe=56FD327F

makes it look like a sega master system game. that's simple common sense.

Fucking coffee memes, I swear I see at least one of those a day from the same four people who all apparently would be locked up for murder now without it.

Also kind of surprised at the lack of confederate flags at countryrebel.com, though this probably explains it:

"Inspire, pioneer and spread the country lifestyle and rebel spirit that make this the greatest nation in the world. Founded in San Diego, CA"

Nothing says "country lifestyle" like San Diego, right? My wife has a newspaper clipping on her office door from a couple years ago about a full-on brawl at a bar in rural-ass Idaho that was started when one group referred to another as "a bunch of Californians".

California country is awesome

http://www.panicstream.net/streams/creedence_clearwater_revival/1970_05_xx/ccr1.jpg

Get ready for this one:

https://wronghands1.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/abridged-classics.jpg

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12348046_10153513289464093_2407880232892870862_n.jpg?oh=3533c44065e47b24656ba64d380e4dd0&oe=57011EBE

just lost my "true gentleman" badge

lol obviously you have to let the woman walk on the inside where there's a wall, women love walls and being near them

you also have to let her walk on the more haphazardly patterned bricks as women delight in the sensation of chaos beneath their feet

and why isn't he eating her out? selfish

women should walk on the inside so if there's a mugger in an alleyway the gentleman can use her as a human shield

loool

there's a better reason *punches man into oncoming traffic*

as a door-opening, chair moving, coat-taking-off southern gentleman, the "walk on the street side" struck me as undoable and obnoxious.
the proper way to walk on that narrow of a street is single file btw.

call the Oxford English Dictionary, we've broken this word case wide open

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10644998_915034211906176_3287289020027414353_n.jpg?oh=3884f89bfd823358546a9672adbe6be4&oe=570E94B1

it's true, she's a real tigress, rooooaaarrr!

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12308820_10154104400589578_6864821657055750430_n.jpg?oh=b761dbbda2ac9bd34d09725224a96990&oe=573F2DA3

ain't it the troof, god how i hate her and what my life has become

I'm covered with paw prints

TIGER MONORAIL!

To be fair, most would struggle to ejaculate in that situation

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpt1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/12338944_1531900490455187_2074166576_n.jpg

http://www.thehypertexts.com/images/Princess-Diana.jpg

https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/12036660_10154032954361840_4866656649734056854_n.jpg?oh=5fc4acd4c388aa82e8f10aafbcf5cc39&oe=56FFC004

And many murders.

I bet they also would have had very few divorces if the couples had been forced to have their fingernails torn out with a pliers.

Isn't that castle ... you know who's?

I've done that thing where I've walked wall-side with a girl, and all of a sudden a car drove by and hit a puddle of water, and she became completely soaked, and all I could do was look at her and go 'oh yeah, that's a thing right? With the man and the street and all that...' We were drung. So I've learned my lesson. Or I should have, but I'm a slow learner, and I keep forgetting.

Drunk.

Obv it is the man's obligation to be soaked by passing cars, never the woman's. This is because I forget why.

NV vvvmic