i go to new york

When?

no idea

only if you sing "Why Can't I" by Liz Phair

don't know her stuff post-Whip-Smart

put me down for "jealousy"

I'm in

Welcome back, Doc!! I long to assist but I'll be at work until 8pm most likely.

all we need is a karaoke place now.

snow update
weather.com: 1-3"
Accuweather: sticking with 8-12"

me: Ziegfeld Theatre is closing, considering FORCE AWAKENS matinee there on Sat just to fight the precip power.

RIP Ziegfield. I'll never forget being one of eight people, and the only one under 70, watching The Last Waltz there. Presume they though it was Rogers Astaire picture.

still have my first-run ticket from debut-run Apocalypse Now. Not the '74 2001 reissue, alas.

Since they stopped running 35mm, their speedy Italian projector was no longer an issue. Just when one needed Force Awakens to be shorter.

only ppl worth trusting are NWS imo. everyone else pays their bills with advertising.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZPYdY7WQAImU3O.png

I want as much snow as possible

Blizzard Watch
URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE NEW YORK NY
342 AM EST THU JAN 21 2016
...NOR`EASTER TO IMPACT THE TRI-STATE AREA THIS WEEKEND...
NJZ006-105>108-NYZ072>075-078>081-176>179-212300-
/O.NEW.KOKX.BZ.A.0001.160123T1100Z-160124T1800Z/
HUDSON-WESTERN ESSEX-EASTERN ESSEX-WESTERN UNION-EASTERN UNION-
NEW YORK (MANHATTAN)-BRONX-RICHMOND (STATEN ISLAND)-
KINGS (BROOKLYN)-NORTHWESTERN SUFFOLK-NORTHEASTERN SUFFOLK-
SOUTHWESTERN SUFFOLK-SOUTHEASTERN SUFFOLK-NORTHERN QUEENS-
NORTHERN NASSAU-SOUTHERN QUEENS-SOUTHERN NASSAU-
342 AM EST THU JAN 21 2016
...BLIZZARD WATCH IN EFFECT FROM SATURDAY MORNING THROUGH SUNDAY
AFTERNOON...
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN UPTON HAS ISSUED A BLIZZARD
WATCH...WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM SATURDAY MORNING THROUGH SUNDAY
AFTERNOON.
* LOCATIONS...THE FIVE BOROUGHS OF NEW YORK CITY...COASTAL
  PORTIONS OF NORTHEAST NEW JERSEY...AND LONG ISLAND.
* HAZARD TYPES...HEAVY SNOW ALONG WITH STRONG AND POTENTIALLY
  DAMAGING WINDS.
* ACCUMULATIONS...SNOW ACCUMULATION OF 8 TO 12 INCHES.
* WINDS...NORTHEAST 25 TO 35 MPH WITH GUSTS UP TO 50 MPH.
* TEMPERATURES...IN THE LOWER 30S.
* VISIBILITIES...ONE QUARTER MILE OR LESS AT TIMES.
* TIMING...SATURDAY MORNING THROUGH SUNDAY AFTERNOON.
* IMPACTS...EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TRAVEL DUE TO HEAVY SNOWFALL AND
  STRONG WINDS WITH WHITEOUT CONDITIONS LIKELY. SECONDARY AND
  TERTIARY ROADS MAY BECOME IMPASSABLE. STRONG WINDS MAY DOWN
  POWER LINES AND TREE LIMBS.
PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...
A BLIZZARD WATCH MEANS THERE IS A POTENTIAL FOR FALLING AND/OR
BLOWING SNOW WITH STRONG WINDS AND EXTREMELY POOR VISIBILITIES.
THIS CAN LEAD TO WHITEOUT CONDITIONS AND MAKE TRAVEL VERY
DANGEROUS.
&&
$$

so much impacting

and potential

revised to 6-10 inches

ellipses in weather bulletins just such a joy

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE NEW YORK NY
654 AM EST FRI JAN 22 2016
...NOR`EASTER TO IMPACT THE AREA WITH SNOW AND WIND LATE TONIGHT
INTO SUNDAY MORNING...
NJZ006-105>108-NYZ072>075-078>081-176>179-222300-
/O.CON.KOKX.BZ.W.0001.160123T0900Z-160124T1700Z/
HUDSON-WESTERN ESSEX-EASTERN ESSEX-WESTERN UNION-EASTERN UNION-
NEW YORK (MANHATTAN)-BRONX-RICHMOND (STATEN ISLAND)-
KINGS (BROOKLYN)-NORTHWESTERN SUFFOLK-NORTHEASTERN SUFFOLK-
SOUTHWESTERN SUFFOLK-SOUTHEASTERN SUFFOLK-NORTHERN QUEENS-
NORTHERN NASSAU-SOUTHERN QUEENS-SOUTHERN NASSAU-
654 AM EST FRI JAN 22 2016
...BLIZZARD WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 4 AM SATURDAY TO NOON
EST SUNDAY...
* LOCATIONS...THE FIVE BOROUGHS OF NEW YORK CITY...COASTAL
  PORTIONS OF NORTHEAST NEW JERSEY...AND LONG ISLAND.
* HAZARD TYPES...HEAVY SNOW ALONG WITH STRONG AND POTENTIALLY
  DAMAGING WINDS. BLOWING AND DRIFTING SNOW WITH NEAR ZERO
  VISIBILITIES IS EXPECTED SATURDAY AFTERNOON AND EVENING.
* ACCUMULATIONS...SNOW ACCUMULATION OF 7 TO 12 INCHES.
* WINDS...NORTH 25 TO 35 MPH WITH GUSTS UP TO 50 MPH.
* TEMPERATURES...IN THE UPPER 20S TO LOW 30S.
* VISIBILITIES...ONE QUARTER MILE OR LESS AT TIMES.
* TIMING...SATURDAY MORNING THROUGH SUNDAY MORNING.
* IMPACTS...EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TRAVEL DUE TO HEAVY SNOWFALL AND
  STRONG WINDS WITH WHITEOUT CONDITIONS LIKELY. SECONDARY AND
  TERTIARY ROADS MAY BECOME IMPASSABLE. STRONG WINDS MAY DOWN
  POWER LINES AND TREE LIMBS.
$$

i read these in the voice of charles bukowski

pee-wee herman for me

For me, the Dom deluise character from Haunted Honeymoon

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE NEW YORK NY
350 PM EST FRI JAN 22 2016
...NOR`EASTER TO IMPACT THE AREA WITH SNOW AND WIND TONIGHT INTO
EARLY SUNDAY MORNING...
NJZ006-105>108-NYZ072>075-078>081-176>179-231000-
/O.EXT.KOKX.BZ.W.0001.160123T0500Z-160124T1200Z/
HUDSON-WESTERN ESSEX-EASTERN ESSEX-WESTERN UNION-EASTERN UNION-
NEW YORK (MANHATTAN)-BRONX-RICHMOND (STATEN ISLAND)-
KINGS (BROOKLYN)-NORTHWESTERN SUFFOLK-NORTHEASTERN SUFFOLK-
SOUTHWESTERN SUFFOLK-SOUTHEASTERN SUFFOLK-NORTHERN QUEENS-
NORTHERN NASSAU-SOUTHERN QUEENS-SOUTHERN NASSAU-
350 PM EST FRI JAN 22 2016
...BLIZZARD WARNING NOW IN EFFECT FROM MIDNIGHT TONIGHT TO 7 AM
EST SUNDAY...
* LOCATIONS...THE FIVE BOROUGHS OF NEW YORK CITY...COASTAL
  PORTIONS OF NORTHEAST NEW JERSEY...AND LONG ISLAND.
* HAZARD TYPES...HEAVY SNOW ALONG WITH STRONG AND POTENTIALLY
  DAMAGING WINDS. BLOWING AND DRIFTING SNOW WITH NEAR ZERO
  VISIBILITIES IS EXPECTED SATURDAY MORNING THROUGH THE AFTERNOON
  AND INTO THE EVENING.
* ACCUMULATIONS...SNOW ACCUMULATION OF 10 TO 18 INCHES.
* WINDS...NORTHEAST 30 TO 40 MPH WITH GUSTS UP TO 55 MPH.
* TEMPERATURES...IN THE 20S.
* VISIBILITIES...ONE QUARTER MILE OR LESS AT TIMES.
* TIMING...LATE TONIGHT THROUGH SATURDAY NIGHT.
* IMPACTS...EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TRAVEL DUE TO HEAVY SNOWFALL AND
  STRONG WINDS WITH WHITEOUT CONDITIONS LIKELY. SECONDARY AND
  TERTIARY ROADS MAY BECOME IMPASSABLE. STRONG WINDS MAY DOWN
  POWER LINES AND TREE LIMBS.
$$

getting worse that's a new one

yessssss

It feels much colder than 31 out

caek otm

oh you bloody Admiral Pearys

18-24! https://twitter.com/nwsnewyorkny/status/690759709666709504

eager for me to eat me left arm, are ye

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE NEW YORK NY
1051 AM EST SAT JAN 23 2016
...BLIZZARD IMPACTING MUCH OF THE AREA INTO TONIGHT...
NJZ006-105>108-NYZ071>075-176-178-240000-
/O.CON.KOKX.BZ.W.0001.000000T0000Z-160124T1200Z/
HUDSON-WESTERN ESSEX-EASTERN ESSEX-WESTERN UNION-EASTERN UNION-
SOUTHERN WESTCHESTER-NEW YORK (MANHATTAN)-BRONX-
RICHMOND (STATEN ISLAND)-KINGS (BROOKLYN)-NORTHERN QUEENS-
SOUTHERN QUEENS-
1051 AM EST SAT JAN 23 2016
...BLIZZARD WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 7 AM EST SUNDAY...
* LOCATIONS...NEW YORK CITY AND SOUTHERN WESTCHESTER COUNTY IN
  SOUTHEAST NEW YORK...AND HUDSON...ESSEX AND UNION COUNTIES IN
  NORTHEAST NEW JERSEY.
* HAZARD TYPES...WIDESPREAD BLIZZARD CONDITIONS...WITH HEAVY SNOW
  AND POTENTIALLY DAMAGING WINDS CAUSING CONSIDERABLE BLOWING AND
  DRIFTING SNOW AND NEAR ZERO VISIBILITIES.
* ACCUMULATIONS...SNOW ACCUMULATION OF 20 TO 25 INCHES.
* WINDS...NORTH 20 TO 30 MPH WITH GUSTS UP TO 50 MPH.
* TEMPERATURES...IN THE MID 20S.
* VISIBILITIES...ONE QUARTER MILE OR LESS AT TIMES.
* TIMING...THROUGH TONIGHT.
* IMPACTS...EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TRAVEL DUE TO HEAVY SNOWFALL AND
  STRONG WINDS WITH WHITEOUT CONDITIONS LIKELY. SECONDARY AND
  TERTIARY ROADS MAY BECOME IMPASSABLE. STRONG WINDS MAY DOWN
  POWER LINES AND TREE LIMBS.
$$

your subway map til further notice

https://www.ny.gov/sites/ny.gov/files/atoms/files/UndergroundMapwServiceGuide.pdf

In New York, the National Weather Service said 25.1 inches of snow had fallen on Central Park by 7:30 p.m., making the storm the city’s third-biggest since 1869.

Travel ban ends at 7a.m.

27"

Underground only subway service remains in effect at this time. Portions of the exterior network will be restored at 9:00 a.m. Consult Service Status for the latest service information.

We advise customers if at all possible to remain at home during the duration of this storm.

The storm is OVER motherfuckers

These lines remain out of service until further notice:

• A train in the Rockaways
• Q train in Brooklyn
• N train in Brooklyn
• L train to Broadway Junction (currently terminates at Myrtle-Wyckoff Avenues)
• Franklin Avenue Shuttle
• Staten Island Railway

Poor Rockaways :(

xp yes

Makes last year's preemptive subway shutdown look even dumber.

I plan to test the G soon.

NYT:

According to New York City’s shoveling rules, if it stops snowing between 9 p.m. and 7 a.m., you have until 11 a.m. to clear your sidewalk.

In this case, the snow stopped falling around 2 a.m., the National Weather Service said.

All you need to do is clear a path four feet wide — enough to accommodate a wheelchair or double stroller. If you are a tenant, it is the landlord’s responsibility to clear the snow.

Of course, you could let nature and SnoMelt do the job for you. It is supposed to be sunny today, with a high of 33. (Interestingly, even when it’s below freezing, snow evaporates, going directly from a solid to a gas! The process is called sublimation.)

But that would be wrong. And you could be fined up to $150 and go to jail for up to 10 days, even for a first offense. And the city could shovel your walk and bill you for it.

fuck a double stroller imo

"Have fun crossing that slush lake on the corner, you fucks" (also the subject of a Times op-ed piece today, glory be)

http://gothamist.com/2016/01/25/clearing_snow_for_cars.php

Of course, it's worse in Newark.

you bicyclists can also go jump in da slush

http://gothamist.com/2016/01/27/bike_lanes_blocked_blizzard.php

hope u snow bunnies r happy this morning

^_^

thx, i love doubletime morning commutes after insomnia

How long is JBL in town, anyone know?

lol http://www.weather.gov/media/okx/Briefings/WxBriefing_FB.pdf

last two nights of drinking before next 3 weeks of pills

drinky time on Flatbush

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/03/21/sharlenes-bar-bar-tab

caek is wearing a METS cap now fyi

hats keep you warm in the winter and cool in the summer. i'm a fan.