Jo!sla)xa

i have a catholic taste in music

― Mordy, Tuesday, January 5, 2016 8:46 AM (3 hours ago)

Modern Rock Chart 2/1/1992 [Started by ... on I Love Music] 24 new answers POLL closes: February 09 (in 1 week)
what do you know about obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD)? [Started by ... on I Love Everything] 2 new answers

Just hope some healthcare professionals got to blow a dying guy

― Kevin Ageusia Smith (wins), Thursday, April 21, 2016 6:40 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

me and nakh are totally gutted by the death of hans. please be sensitive to us at this time of grief

I keep a list of every album that I listen to front to back on paper and every couple of days or so I add them to a Access database via a form. It is kind of pedantic ritual, but I find it interesting.

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Monday, 4 April 2005 16:12 (eleven years ago)

The Beach Boys Pet Sounds
The Beatles The Beatles
Bob Dylan Highway 61 Revisited
David Bowie Hunky Dory
Radiohead The Bends

― Still D.U.C.K. (Noodle Vague), Saturday, October 1, 2016 1:16 AM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thread title seems a bit crass for this conversation. Can a mod please change to 'you have been banned, Dr. Morbius'?

― veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:03 (forty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.electronicbeats.net/lilith-unfair/

https://www.residentadvisor.net/images/feed/2016/techno-feminist.jpg

blinks, rubs eyes, double checks Actress on Google

nice

there are at least 4 male acts in that lineup. i'll never trust electronicbeats.net again

(oneman, actress, auntie flo, fatima yamaha)

"at least" ... it's okay, some very smart people took a while to "get it"

Jim is joking too surely

?

i got thrown because the link mentions Black Madonna but duh

I mean, I went "wait ... Actress." then ... ohhhhhh! and then noticed that it was "February 29 & 30"

haha, doh. i am an extremely gullible person

jim trying on treeship's clothing

didn't know abt suzanne kraft, such betrayal

xp. fits like a glove

Rip lance armstrong, inventor of the trumpet

― Treeship, Tuesday, January 17, 2017 1:20 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

horchata blue moon is like drinking an ilx thread

― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, February 10, 2017 1:32 AM (fifty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is it wrong not to like music? [Started by Bill in April 2001, last updated twenty-three minutes ago by imago on I Love Music] 51 new answers

Happy humour day everyone

― a Brazilian professional footballer (wins), Saturday, April 1, 2017 2:30 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

All tropes are bad here.

― Jeff, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 18:24 (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

that might be in my all-time bottom 10

― carles the jekyll (imago), Tuesday, April 28, 2015 5:23 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's a big bottom ten

― LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Tuesday, April 28, 2015 7:35 AM (3 hours ago)

― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Tuesday, April 28, 2015 10:54 AM (two years ago)

l0l

tbh I had forgotten what FAAB was and had to look it up.

the only FAAB i know is a fantasy football waiver setting option

Female Assigned At Birth -- from the great BB gender wars of 2015: the birth of the Cis

oh yeah that's where i got this scar

there's a brisket joke to be made

wins is far from gauche. one might even think of him as adroit

― #TeamHailing (imago), Friday, January 12, 2018 2:06 PM (twenty-one minutes ago)

I drive 77mph everywhere regardless of the speed limit.

― had (crüt), Friday, 30 March 2018 19:58 (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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aloha darkness my old friend (katherine) wrote this on thread pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.) on board I Love Music on Sep 11, 2018

if someone asks you what your favorite food is you don't consult the national restaurant association to figure out what the most popular lunch item is in 2018, you say what your favorite food is

this is a great post

When I was 18 I uncovered a little-known voter fraud loophole and voted twice. While university students were accounted for, one thing HM Gov hadn't borne in mind was boarding school pupils. I turned 18 a few months before the 2005 GE but was still in residence at Westminster for the election; I received voting cards both there and at home. So, during the day, I travelled back to the safe Labour seat of Lewisham East and showed my scorn for that warmonger Blair by voting Lib Dem (except instead of an X in the box I drew a little hand with its finger upraised, so grandly did I cherish my uniqueness). Come evening, I returned to the safe Tory seat of Westminster and having already cast my 'real' vote, put my X beside the Veritas candidate - yes, the hard-right party led by Kilroy - for what are nowadays termed 'the lulz'. I believe the clincher was the candidate's address, at a location known as Little Britain.

A year later I joined ILX, and continued to demonstrate excellent qualities therein.

― imago, Tuesday, November 6, 2018 4:52 PM (yesterday)

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.) wrote this on thread Your favourite misread ILX thread titles! on board I Love Everything on Feb 3, 2019

Arthur Hitler

Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.) wrote this on thread woody allen on board I Love Everything on May 13, 2016

Read that as Arthur Hitler

michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2) wrote this on thread Your favourite misread ILX thread titles! on board I Love Everything on Oct 18, 2012

Arthur Hitler

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Coffee [Started by Ally in October 2001, last updated five hours ago by Yerac on I Love Everything]

probably the closest we will come to a user named "Ylla"

Choose Your Own Coronavirus Adventure

Your friend Sam says it would be a great idea to come to the little house party they're throwing tonight. You aren't sure. "Don't they say we should stay inside?" you ask. Sam is adamant. "You don't want to miss this."

If you go to the party turn to page 34. Otherwise go to page 52.

p. 34

That’s what your mind is telling itself, anyway, as the last cells of your cerebral cortex burst in starburst waves, like the glowing algae in a midnight lagoon. In the isolation ward, your EKG goes to a steady tone. The doctors take away the ventilator and give it to a patient who arrived this morning. In the official records of the COVID-19 pandemic, you’ll be recorded as victim No. 592.

The End

― Mordy, Friday, 20 March 2020 17:21 (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

A+

Amazing

Aye.

Had a persistent dry cough and high fever late last year after visiting the Huanan Seafood Market and eating a bat, wondering if it was just allergies or something else

― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Sunday, 22 March 2020 17:16 (thirty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Amazing. It's Jo!sla)xa, trenchant, excelsior, vmic all rolled into one.

yeah. I know. but by this standard generations blend imperceptibly more often than not, and the standard labels promoted by marketers and feature writers confuse matters more than they illuminate.

the boomers started at a great dividing point, where WWII had kept young men and women physically apart and children very few, then suddenly the men came back and mating exploded almost instantly. but that sharply defined beginning point gives a false sense of unity to the boomers, because no one can say when that generation really ended or the next began.

― A is for (Aimless), Monday, May 4, 2020 6:43 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

ok boomer

― mookieproof, Monday, May 4, 2020 6:53 PM (yesterday)

Ch...chicken Kiev, on a pizza

But you have to like, boil the Kiev in the sauce, which as we've established must be made with a base of doubanjiang and not tomato, and then spoon it into the crust

I am wading into the ocean as I type this

― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 16:41 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink