Stairway to Hell: The 500 Best Heavy Metal Albums in the Universe (pt. 1)

"What's weird is that nobody ever really whines about Funkadelic being in the book, even though they're in there way more than Teena Marie or the Osmonds"

Because Funkadelic actually played some metal, whearas the other two didn't. Standing on the Verge is metal, and Super Stupid from MB is one of the great metal songs of all time. Kix wouldn't know Rock if one was thrown through its tour van's windshield.

gotta love bill magill

JaMC WAY more metal than MBV, imo! the hooks make all the difference.

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Kix were about as metal as early-Kinks, so no problem there.

Kix are as metal as girls aloud but who cares anyway

The American Idol episode I unfortunately watched last night is as metal as Kix.

Kix are as metal as The Lex.

i said nothing when they came for Kix...

Kix the breakfast cereal is more metal than Kix the band.

OK, how old can anyone be that likes Sabbath and has never heard Crazy Horses?

I was well into my twenties when I first heard Crazy Horses. By contrast, I had an (atypical?) Sabbath-drenched youth. In fact, I was so young when I first heard Sabbath that I thought the spooky gal on the cover of the debut was my sister.

I thought you grew up listening to the village people