rolling nyc subway ads discussion thread

dr. zizmor has retired, now spends his time studying the talmud

http://gothamist.com/2016/01/08/subway_facelift_shutdown.php
this is gonna be a FUCKED UP PROBLEM

jelly queen is really disturbing

i'm just really glad that museum of sex has finally retired the boobs bouncy castle ad.... that was ghastly.

Lol at jelly queen
I also like the std volcano

Casino otm.

http://i.imgur.com/RjmKnh5.jpg

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man, fuck the streeteasy "find your formula" ads:

http://creativity-online.com/work/streeteasy-find-your-formula/45564

i really dislike those but part of me is secretly glad that at least it's a hand-drawn illustration from someone with their own kinda gross-looking style. versus the equally gross but also retchingly saccharine mattress ads previously discussed.

Perhaps doesn't need to be said, but those Thinx period underwear ads that were controversial really are much more tasteful than a lot of the ads on the subway.

frenzied storage couple haunt my thoughts and dreams btw. It's bizarre.

http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/5630a2cc9dd7cc25008c540e-3264-2448/img_3114.jpg hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it

sorry for huge but i want yall to feel me here

https://adsonthesubway.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/fullsizerender10.jpg?w=525&h=537

these are so half-assed and shitty-looking that it actually pisses me off

xp yeah those too

my friend on instagram re: jelly queen: "I find these ads exceptionally strange"

adam you are so great on this thread btw

garbage all over the sidewalk + 3am guns + crowded trains + exploding sewer lines = your neighborhood
great schools + 5 nearby dog parks + doorperson that knows your name + sunshine and flowers = some place you can't afford

thanks streeteasy!

thank u doctor

There's so much competition in the "we'll take care of minor inconvenience for you via an app" space.

I saw like two other dry-cleaning/laundry apps advertised just this week.

Wype: toilet paper delivered to your bathroom in seconds.

https://twitter.com/smashedmcdouble/status/694179644560523264

man, fuck the streeteasy "find your formula" ads:

http://creativity-online.com/work/streeteasy-find-your-formula/45564

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, March 15, 2016 10:43 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

someone has written "bomb all condos" on one of those at the lafayette c

have we talked about this one

http://nypost.com/2015/12/30/syphilis-explosion-ads-catch-subway-passengers-eyes/

gimme those muslim frittata recipes tbqfh

https://i.imgur.com/rvrmpzb.png

Couldn't snap a pic without the dude sitting in front of it thinking I was photographing him, but there's this new NPR ad that says something like "The NSA is listening, why not give them something more interesting to listen to?"

And I had the sensation that I'm pretty sure is the same feeling people get when they suspect the person trying to ingratiate himself is actually a narc.

That Manhattan Institute personal training guy is terrifying. Can't find a pic.

is that the one with the lady posing with a skeleton on the other half of the ad?

like you can be a personal trainer or a skeleton lady

yes!

seeing this guy's expression ruins all my mornings

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/7q3f6bbuhDq_0JPmN55G8u1aKYMW5iA5m9T5MYun7SSoYInFN8n3AL_u6fqJ3ma_rZdx=w300

this one is my current fave

https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/std_explosion_005.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=664&h=441&crop=1

lol

spotify has arrived

Couldn't find a pic of the actual subway version of the ad but I did this

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cs0iJRsXgAAcfcV.jpg:large

http://i.imgur.com/N5tLRAO.jpg

Sometimes I feel like network ad execs give up before the show even comes out.
"That drama about the trial consultant based on young dr. phil that we're calling BULL? let's get a close-up of a stubbly round white guy from his sears headshots and tag it 'He'll Get You Off'. Research shows people love that."

hahaha I think abt this thread every time I pass that one

Sort of along those lines (lazy TV ads), I keep wanting to get a shot of the Danson/Bell show called "The Good Place" with the tagline "Where everything is good" and then a sort of second tagline "What the Fork?"

so zany

i watched the show last night, the conceit is that you can't curse in heaven so everyone says "what the fork" and "bullshirt" and "ash hole"

that sounds...like something that would definitely be really funny for at least an entire season of a show...

http://i.imgur.com/eRjgct0.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WjhdU00.jpg

hi, we're looking for a drawing of a crow standing on top of a decaying gravestone with a bite mark on the corner. the gravestone should read "R.I.P. / I THOUGHT IT WAS A FRECKLE." oh yeah, and please draw a zombie hand coming out of the ground just in front of the grave. thx

http://www.villagevoice.com/news/subway-ad-celebrity-gregg-t-is-an-nypd-lawyer-who-bullies-civil-rights-protesters-into-submission-9351423

Gideon Oliver is my hero.

He adds, "The 'If you see something, say something' campaign uncritically promotes snitch culture as a dogwhistle for Islamophobes, racists, and other bigots to inflict the government in the service of their prejudices and agendas on people I love and care about, including people I have represented in prosecutions. Since the campaign’s inception, the NYPD in particular has targeted Muslim, South Asians, Arab Americans, and others, for surveillance, prosecutions, and other harms. With all due respect to them, NYPD Legal Bureau lawyers should not be held up as heroes. In their place, I respectfully nominate the Black Lives Matter and other protesters who keep taking the streets – especially now."

http://images1.villagevoice.com/imager/u/745xauto/9351432/111616greggt.jpg

https://coolpapaesreviews.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/paintings2.jpg

lol such a skeeve

there are these sharper image ads that are so incredibly poor. they're just like clip-art of monkeys with bad monkey "puns".

like there's a monkey on a gift-wrapped box and it says "hey hey we're the monkeys" on the poster and then "sharper image".

its the laziest thing i've ever seen.

these?

https://twitter.com/SharperImage/status/809202932700811264

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0EtqGEUsAA8cF8.jpg