"New Year's Eve" alternative called "Expensive Danger"
― Sorkinspeak coaxed out Oscar begging near the tabs of Link Wray (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 31 December 2015 23:24 (eight years ago) link
Fan-fic set in the pre-Armageddon "Terminator" universe – all from the POV of the naked biker who has yet to find new clothes.
― pplains, Thursday, 7 January 2016 01:05 (eight years ago) link
lol
By page 20 everyone is actively trying to find him clothes but somehow nothing works
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 January 2016 01:14 (eight years ago) link
New James Taylor project wherein the singer/songwriter turns out a set of gritty, contemporary protest songs: Occupy Sweet Baby James
― weatheringdaleson, Saturday, December 12, 2015 7:16 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hehe
― niels, Thursday, 7 January 2016 08:45 (eight years ago) link
reworking the lyrics of "Hey Jude" so that they fit to the melody of Pink Floyd's "Hey You" and vice versa.
― silverfish, Friday, 8 January 2016 17:38 (eight years ago) link
This is the last series of the UK version of The Voice to be shown on BBC1. So I had an idea for when it gets shuttled over to ITV2: instead of blind auditions, have deaf auditions. The judges face the auditionees throughout the auditions, but they're wearing noise cancelling headphones so they can't hear them. Once a judge presses their button, the noise cancelling on their particular headphones is turned off, so they can finally hear the act they've chosen. Great potential for reaction shots as the judge realises that they've picked a tone deaf shrieker who just looks like a pop star.
― bored at work (snoball), Sunday, 10 January 2016 11:32 (eight years ago) link
"DJ Chasey Trapman"
somebody must have already done this, right?
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 January 2016 16:20 (eight years ago) link
About 917 results (0,40 seconds)
― niels, Sunday, 10 January 2016 17:02 (eight years ago) link
(that's w/o the DJ part, good terrible idea though!)
huhhttps://www.mixcloud.com/discover/chasey-trapman/
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 January 2016 17:58 (eight years ago) link
he's from portlandhttp://thedjlist.com/djs/CHASEY_TRAPMAN/
I Love Comics thread polling the twenty-seven new characters introduced in Marvel's 1993 lineup of annuals, like EMPYREAN, HIT-MAKER, DREAM-KILLER and WILDSTREAK.
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 04:14 (eight years ago) link
Transportering, starring Jason Statham as a transitioning, kickboxing heroin courier and addict
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 04:17 (eight years ago) link
posting photoshopped pictures of non-existent analog rackmount synths on instagram with links to a pre-order website with a price tag of $7000, banking on the assumption that enough ppl will shell out and i can simply pay someone to actually build them
― clouds, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 20:59 (eight years ago) link
suggest Bahn Sage...http://sequence15.blogspot.co.uk/2009/03/remembering-bahn-sage.htmlAlthough the Arturia Matrixbrute fits the 'looks photoshopped' description but actually exists...http://www.sweetwater.com/images/items/750/MatrixBrute-large.jpg
― bored at work (snoball), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 21:18 (eight years ago) link
a supergroup called Earth, Blood, Wind, Sweat, Fire and Tears
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 5 February 2016 02:42 (eight years ago) link
... Mick and Titch
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 5 February 2016 03:54 (eight years ago) link
Earth Wind and Palmer
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 5 February 2016 04:04 (eight years ago) link
Earth Wind Fire Hamilton Joe Frank & Reynolds
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 5 February 2016 04:32 (eight years ago) link
A mash up of Space Oddity and the other classic and not at all forgotten chart hit featuring radio dialogue between a controller and vehicle operator, Car 67 by Driver 67.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvBWYmnAevA
― ledge, Friday, 5 February 2016 21:30 (eight years ago) link
And Convoy
― koogs, Friday, 5 February 2016 23:40 (eight years ago) link
Camouflage but all the shapes are dicks.
― how's life, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 11:39 (eight years ago) link
HBO reboot of "lost season" of Sopranos (Livia testifying against Tony) starring Doris Roberts and Brad Garrett.
― pplains, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 14:29 (eight years ago) link
Just remembered my (least) favourite terrible idea...
A spoof of the movie 'Scream' called 'Hot Drinks'. In the opening scene we see the young, blonde housesitter at home with the curtains open looking out onto the darkened lawn outside. The phone rings: Housesitter: Hello?Phone Voice: Why don't you wanna talk to me?Housesitter: Who is this?Phone Voice: You tell me your name, I'll tell you mine.Housesitter: I don't think so.Phone Voice: What's that noise?Housesitter: The kettlePhone Voice: You're making a hot drink?Housesitter: Uh huh.Phone Voice: Really, what?Housesitter: Oh, just a hot drink.Phone Voice: Do you like hot drinks?Housesitter: Uh huh.Phone Voice: What's your favourite hot drink?Housesitter: I dunno.Phone Voice: You have to have a favourite, what comes to mind?etc...― a beef supreme (dog latin), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 11:48 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― a beef supreme (dog latin), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 11:48 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― posted with permission by (dog latin), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link
Haha.
Housesitter: Fine! I don't know! Hot cider?Phone Voice: "Hot" cider? Why not just say "cider"?Housesitter: Because it ... can also be served cold?Phone Voice: So would you have also said "hot coffee"?Housesitter: No! That's ridiculous! Phone Voice: But coffee can also be served iced.Housesitter: WHO IS THIS? WHERE ARE YOU?
― pplains, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 15:15 (eight years ago) link
I think we have a concept we can run with, now
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 15:33 (eight years ago) link
HotDrinksPremiereCamGooddownloadboyz.torrent
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 15:35 (eight years ago) link
So I had this idea for a horror movie, where the premise is that you use this app called "horrify" to take a selfie in the mirror, and then when you post the pic to social media, it superimposes this freaky masked serial killer behind you in the mirror. The catch is, once you post the pic, the killer actually comes for you. Later it turns out the app gives the killer your location data, and that's how he finds you. The only problem is that, for realism, once the app goes viral, the murderer would probably have to kill thousands, tens of thousands, or even hundreds of thousands of people within the span of days. Maybe he could have an entire army of killers. Maybe it could be like uber for serial killers, billboard ads announcing "make up to $2000/week stabbing for horrify."
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 15:41 (eight years ago) link
terrible movie idea. think you ought to buy me a drink once you make a million dollars off that app.
― pplains, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 15:51 (eight years ago) link
That app seems awesome
― Agent Zero (Treeship), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 15:53 (eight years ago) link
lol that is a great idea, i am imagining a pretty shitty movie for sure like a direct to video thing or something shitty that you scroll past while browsing free-on-demand streaming. i used to work in a used record store and we sold some used dvds too and i remember something called like "fear.com" or something that was super corny like you go to this website and see someone being murdered and then you get murdered
― marcos, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 15:58 (eight years ago) link
lol here it is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FeardotCom
The film was universally panned by critics and holds a 3% 'rotten' rating on movie review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes based on 99 reviews, with the critics consensus: As frustrating as a 404 error, Fear Dot Com is a stylish, incoherent, and often nasty mess with few scares.
― marcos, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 15:59 (eight years ago) link
actual lols @ fear dot com
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 16:01 (eight years ago) link
Stephen Dorff and Udo Kier? how did I not see this?
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 16:02 (eight years ago) link
whoa, $40 million budget! Stephen Dorff! Crazy!
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 16:03 (eight years ago) link
fear.com owned by ... web.com.
― pplains, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 17:07 (eight years ago) link
what you want, when you want it
― goole, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 17:09 (eight years ago) link
the trailer for my movie: "HE WANTS TO KNOW...YOUR PROFILE INFORMATION. HE WANTS TO KNOW...YOUR FRIENDS. AND HE WANTS TO KNOW...WHERE YOU SLEEP."
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 18 February 2016 02:59 (eight years ago) link
twitter persona catye, he is like Kanye but a cat
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 18 February 2016 03:31 (eight years ago) link
goatye -- Kanye/goat/gotye mashup
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 18 February 2016 03:40 (eight years ago) link
I haven't clicked either of the links, but this post means a lot to me
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 18 February 2016 04:02 (eight years ago) link
― shandemonium padawan (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 18 February 2016 04:08 (eight years ago) link
A YouTube series titled "Let's Play Far Cry Primal on shrooms".
― bored at work (snoball), Tuesday, 23 February 2016 18:50 (eight years ago) link
1 cup of Mayo1/2 cup Julie Ann Carrots1/2 cup of Raisins1 tbs Lemon Juice1 lb of Freshly Excised Dermal Polyps (moles, tags, warts, etc.)Salt & some paprikaChives (optional)
Combine with spoon. Chill. Season to taste and combine again. Put chives.
― somewhere btwn Gabriel Garcia Marquez and early Evel Knievel guy (contenderizer), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 23:22 (eight years ago) link
Company called "Psychiatric Intervention" that comes to your office and drops off 50 box-trained kittens (w/ boxes, food, toys, etc.) on days when everything is objectively shitty and there is no reason for anybody to ever live.
This is actually a not-terrible idea but I don't know where is the thread for that.
― somewhere btwn Gabriel Garcia Marquez and early Evel Knievel guy (contenderizer), Thursday, 25 February 2016 18:24 (eight years ago) link
a one-man stage adaptation of "catcher in the rye" that is just a kid in a hospital bed looking at the audience & reciting the entire text of the novel verbatim
― gr8080, Thursday, 25 February 2016 22:42 (eight years ago) link
love it
― marcos, Thursday, 25 February 2016 22:53 (eight years ago) link
a rolex with an enamel middle finger a penis for the hour and minute hands, at the top of every hour it says "I'M RICH"
― davey, Thursday, 25 February 2016 23:44 (eight years ago) link
in light of the popularity of (1) standing desks and (2) the squat position as some kind of paleo-natural thingy, I give you: The Squat Desk. It's basically just a really low desk. You squat at it.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:32 (eight years ago) link