why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

This Die Hard is a Christmas movie shit has got to stop

How about Invasion USA?

Die Hard isn't a christmas movie?

all movies are Christmas movies if you think about it

except it's a wonderful life

do they even mention Christmas in that one, seem to recall it's just about that dudes life and whether it is wonderful or not wonderful

oh it's wonderful

Not so wonderful for all them lads that die because of his shoddy tool parts

Need an "if it was written by Dickens" thread

I have been meaning to rant about this Tony Jordan bullshit on the BBC but too much effort on the phone

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every 6 year-old ever

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVMZqI6U4AA7Qpw.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/CiKI0f8.jpg

One more

http://i.imgur.com/GEC0je4.png

not the typical thread entry, but my father (not usually prone to cheeziness but fb seems to bring out the worst in him) posted this on facebook

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his partner was really cold to my sisters and i when we saw them over christmas... got me worried

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*shares*

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I feel like Facebook memes might actually make me a supporter of the Kardashians after all.

why choose sides when both are equally repugnant?

Fonzi isn't repugnant!

less Kardashian's what?

Paregnunt

dude just walking around, getting really outraged over all the animal traps

venus fly trap one is such a labored joke, i mean these things always are but i mean... does anybody ever think any of those things about flies or bears or rats? kinda undermines the observational humor thing they're going for...

My sister is one of those middle-aged women who post tons of Aunty Acid macros (in between supporting-the-police ones whenever someone in Minneapolis has the audacity to do a Black Lives Matter protest).

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/1909703_1082083041815387_7505024300766852867_n.jpg?oh=42a71985e4361a0f6c4762b593db0925&oe=56FEC58A

(Flopson, hope all okay re that situation. The idea expressed in that image - 'getting rid of toxic people' - is a pretty dangerous one ime, because usually people can't actually cut the alleged problem person out of their life, and just end up being cold and difficult to them)

idk some people seem to have had success cutting toxic ppl out of their lives

https://fkrbzm.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/0fb69-dexter_45b15d.jpg?w=400&h=250

erm,

https://fkrbzm.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/0fb69-dexter_45b15d.jpg?w=400&h=250

It really does become more and more like some kind of Up with People cult. (And don't make light of it.) They should consider a name change from Facebook to the Mike Curb Congregation.

https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/12278788_1267477266601925_3002289743330527315_n.jpg?oh=e43c3eb4098131768485214c77485039&oe=571996E9

is there any overlap i have some leftover PTO

Mike 'Erb Congregation.

beware of images you guys.

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10313387_694871497218688_715014244525385125_n.jpg?oh=93aa1da306df545f5f6d5e37d22858ba&oe=571264C4

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Most of us.

Or is that a UK thing?

No. Pretty sure its all of us.

Um, I can't.

But I don't see where to click to respond...this is a poll, right?

Using "still" implies the "us" the macro is addressed to only includes those who could drive a manual transmission vehicle in the past. So, probably most such drivers could "still" drive one.

quite.

My mum used to, but won't have a manual now.

really trying to stay off facebook for a month wish me luck!

But you'll miss stuff like this!

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/l/t31.0-8/12473595_10153916573159255_8520023438343310278_o.jpg

Hey guyz remember how music didn't have sexy girls or well-coordinated boy bands pre-1981?

Reminds me of how annoyed I am at this one:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TLjxYXIxtKY/T0tK3Rl5ikI/AAAAAAAADcI/Sfdva1PI0Ls/s1600/425255_10150596921367138_500557137_9092003_1797553504_n.jpg

First, Sinatra didn't write that; Dorothy Fields did. He wrote almost no songs and certainly no standards.

Second, it's infuriatingly cherry-picked. Plenty of oldster records have stupid lyrics. Sinatra also sang "doo bee doo bee doo," for example. How about we talk about the genius of "lollipop, lollipop, oh lolly lolly lolly lollypop," and compare it to a relatively sophisticated, lyrically complex contemporary song?

Makes me want to go all contrarian on their ass and memeify something like "She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah" vs., I dunno, heck, "Ashes of American Flags" or something.

Do it

Wake me up when September ends.

Frank could sing still "doo bee doo" and it would have a million times the artistry of Bieber singing, I dunno, "Ave Maria" or something

You should do a whole FB page of just that.

When you've loved and lost the way Frank has, then you know what life's about.

-Tommy Pischedda