why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

trope of "if not part of solution, part of problem"

I dont understand the "who's used a coffee pot like this" one. Its a regular espresso pot. Whats the meme/joke?

It's supposed to make us nostalgic for "old fashioned" coffee pots and all that goes with them, saluting the flag, beating your kids, etc.

It's a percolator.

that allies one just sort of trails off into... something

it kind of sounds like the person who made it thinks everything is terrible

needs a 9th panel depicting the discerning men of ilx

if you adjust your angle of vision for optimal results there's not a soul on earth who won't profoundly disappoint you.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/909/051/6d2.jpg

lol

that one is great

be careful what you wish for BITCH

"date that girl" is a rough draft of Taylor Swift's artist's statement circa "she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts."

Who has used a coffe pot Like or Share this?

So many of this type, but this one boils it down to its essentials.

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/12342372_194981660845897_8428713264030521470_n.jpg?oh=dfe237d61f1c4e9fba5275de519300da&oe=5709F9D1

LOLLLLL

Wait is that two jesuses hugging?

the short one's a young woman. a man hugging jesus would be too gay

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/10402685_988910721133734_8616972182687892350_n.jpg?oh=d08418ebbcdde4fb2e2c8a75a6ebbb7b&oe=56D65517

This Die Hard is a Christmas movie shit has got to stop

How about Invasion USA?

Die Hard isn't a christmas movie?

all movies are Christmas movies if you think about it

except it's a wonderful life

do they even mention Christmas in that one, seem to recall it's just about that dudes life and whether it is wonderful or not wonderful

oh it's wonderful

Not so wonderful for all them lads that die because of his shoddy tool parts

Need an "if it was written by Dickens" thread

I have been meaning to rant about this Tony Jordan bullshit on the BBC but too much effort on the phone

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10322790_746871668790823_4797123967066782133_n.jpg?oh=e3238bc9e9c2ac0953c2948d11b14ddc&oe=5701044A

every 6 year-old ever

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVMZqI6U4AA7Qpw.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/CiKI0f8.jpg

One more

http://i.imgur.com/GEC0je4.png

not the typical thread entry, but my father (not usually prone to cheeziness but fb seems to bring out the worst in him) posted this on facebook

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12373410_1160225974011323_4901773426796138971_n.jpg?oh=4a73e2b8d0a633224fc987731767844b&oe=56FCF4F8

his partner was really cold to my sisters and i when we saw them over christmas... got me worried

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/936281_1124370760909121_3713623171474444494_n.jpg?oh=a7820ee2c6ad374f36fa2aa6f782b0ec&oe=570F542C

*shares*

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12196368_529517747210805_3699692238038034839_n.jpg?oh=2d61b1a2e560f454a979bfb9e4f08a84&oe=570D1035

I feel like Facebook memes might actually make me a supporter of the Kardashians after all.

why choose sides when both are equally repugnant?

Fonzi isn't repugnant!

less Kardashian's what?

Paregnunt

dude just walking around, getting really outraged over all the animal traps

venus fly trap one is such a labored joke, i mean these things always are but i mean... does anybody ever think any of those things about flies or bears or rats? kinda undermines the observational humor thing they're going for...

My sister is one of those middle-aged women who post tons of Aunty Acid macros (in between supporting-the-police ones whenever someone in Minneapolis has the audacity to do a Black Lives Matter protest).

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/1909703_1082083041815387_7505024300766852867_n.jpg?oh=42a71985e4361a0f6c4762b593db0925&oe=56FEC58A

(Flopson, hope all okay re that situation. The idea expressed in that image - 'getting rid of toxic people' - is a pretty dangerous one ime, because usually people can't actually cut the alleged problem person out of their life, and just end up being cold and difficult to them)

idk some people seem to have had success cutting toxic ppl out of their lives

https://fkrbzm.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/0fb69-dexter_45b15d.jpg?w=400&h=250

erm,

https://fkrbzm.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/0fb69-dexter_45b15d.jpg?w=400&h=250