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― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 01:17 (eighteen years ago) link

MELBOURNE 4 LYFE: TRICKS 'N' PIMPS: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL - FAP FRIDAY 22/7/05

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 01:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Jeeze, THREADKILLA.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 01:40 (eighteen years ago) link

N'GLAAAYVEN!

THANK YOU for spelling this word. I am in heaven, and henceforth will use the fuck out of it.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Went to the gym this morning for the first time in nine days and I am SO SORE. My triceps kill so much I couldn't open the bloody windows.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:49 (eighteen years ago) link

tri... ceps?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:52 (eighteen years ago) link

he'll tri and lift anything using them.

― haitch (haitch), Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:53 (eighteen years ago) link

if i have any they're well obscured by man boobs

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:54 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.robertuniverse.com/davidgentle/images/tricep%20muscle%20chart.jpg

I spent all morning yanking a bloody rope.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:58 (eighteen years ago) link

"rope".

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:29 (eighteen years ago) link

SHUP LAH

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:29 (eighteen years ago) link

[this is my current phrase of choice]

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Bet the FAP will be just like this thread. Great gaps of half an hour where nobody says anything, Haitch will poo-poo any converstion I start, Andrew will call just to say he doesn't like mongrel FAPs and Eisbär will suddenly appear out of nowhere.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:33 (eighteen years ago) link

it's almost "help us" backwards, in a sort of liverpudlian accent xpost

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:34 (eighteen years ago) link

it really is!

― estela (estela), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha if Tad appeared out of nowhere (or Ned or Jules or someone) I'd die of a heart attack I think.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:35 (eighteen years ago) link

it's almost "help us" backwards, in a sort of liverpudlian accent xpost

Crikey so it is. You're freaking sharp as.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I was thinking my post looked a bit too eager but adam's use of 'Crikey' has laid my fears to rest.

― estela (estela), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Warranted IMO. Jim, are you one of them freak peoples what see a word and OCD-ily make anagrams out of it?

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Because I want to be able to do that.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:41 (eighteen years ago) link

nar. actually i saw "hal pus" first and it grew from there

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:43 (eighteen years ago) link

santos l halpus?

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Lady calls, says "omg you've almost got the job"

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Fahhn-TAST-ICK.

I dunno, I talk heaps at FAPS. The last one was awesome, I was afraid I'd be really shy, but it was grouse.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:09 (eighteen years ago) link

what do you have to do before they confirm it? do you have to have a 'fireside chat' with the ceo? do you have to do aptitude tests? do you have to shave off all your pubes?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:13 (eighteen years ago) link

It sucked, there was a time I was on a powerful anti-depressant called Effexor and I'd go out and just couldn't talk. I'd be able to follow conversation, but the act of speaking was like swimming through treacle. Jesus, I could barely tie my shoes for six months.

Glad I'm much better.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Adam must snatch a pebble from the CEO's palm.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:15 (eighteen years ago) link

ooh

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Hopefully Adam's Iron Shirt style is stronger than the CEO's Black Mountain style.

I borrowed the 'Wu Manual' off a student today. Fuck, it's a great read.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:22 (eighteen years ago) link

what do you have to do before they confirm it? do you have to have a 'fireside chat' with the ceo? do you have to do aptitude tests? do you have to shave off all your pubes?

Not even that! They like me so much they just want to do a reference check, and providing my ex-managers don't balls it up I think it's mine :)

Glad I'm much better.

Us too. Faaark.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah man, I learnt from it, though.

I went cold turkey from the stuff too, which I'm proud of. You get these mad 'brain shivers' that drive people back to taking it.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Ouch, you poor bugger.

Last year people suggested I go on anti-depressants and I said no, and this is why. I knew what would fix my depression, getting the fuck out of call centre work would fix my depression and, violin, it did.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha, mate, they put me on half the chemistry set.

You know, I sometimes get really badly depressed, but I can get up in morning 99 times out of 100. I blame exercise and better eating for the improvement. Seriously, doctors need to prescribe gym memberships and a good thai green curry.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Fucking definitely. Exercise is proven to alleviate depression.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh i think i might have that for dinner, maybe a bottle of wine too.

xpost

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:41 (eighteen years ago) link

mmm i might too. and the wine! yum

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:48 (eighteen years ago) link

how am i supposed to have a booze free evening now :(

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:50 (eighteen years ago) link

my mum is in america and my dad is in weipa, so i am having a private party tonight i think.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Rogan josh for us yay.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 05:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Probably a cup of soup and a pita for me.

So, am I going to see you fux there?

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 05:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Mikey's busting for a FAP!

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 06:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Congrats on the job, Adam. It inspires us all when those of us seek superior vocations and SUCCEED.

I'm going to be job hunting in November, not looking forward :(

― edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 21 July 2005 07:10 (eighteen years ago) link

hey kit where i am a-teaching

rock! we'll have to lunchFAP frequently. or KinoFAP! (FAB?)

― kit brash (kit brash), Thursday, 21 July 2005 13:08 (eighteen years ago) link

new camera arrived!! lessee if these work.

http://www.users.bigpond.com/t-bonesteaky/images/grafitti_small.jpg

mariokart-themed graf I saw on the way home.

http://www.users.bigpond.com/t-bonesteaky/images/scooter_small.jpg

my cat!

http://www.users.bigpond.com/t-bonesteaky/images/h_in_bathroom.jpg

and me, blurred on purpose because quite frankly I look awful at the moment.

― haitch (haitch), Thursday, 21 July 2005 13:12 (eighteen years ago) link

See you cahnts tomorrow night, right? I'll be at a conference tomorrow.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 13:17 (eighteen years ago) link

oh hey - anyone in Sydders want to Darn1elle-FAP @-@ in September?

― kit brash (kit brash), Thursday, 21 July 2005 13:23 (eighteen years ago) link

OH GOD KILL THEM ALL, GOD WILL KNOW HIS OWN!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 13:44 (eighteen years ago) link

i'd totally love to just show up. i could travel across the world with the powers of my BRANE and then suddenly just be there all "hoi hoi!". except i wouldn't say hoi hoi because it would sound ridiculous coming from an american.

that is amazing you went off of effexor cold turkey, mikey. i tried to and whoa shit, brain chemicals are fucking scary. fucking neurochemicals would be put to such better use with mindpower world travel than with nervous-breakdownlike reactions to drugs. or other interesting mindpower possibilities. dammit.

― juliaaa, Thursday, 21 July 2005 13:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Morning mongrels! The only person I can think of who says hoi hoi! is probably monty burns.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 21 July 2005 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

kit count me in for mountain goat man

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 21 July 2005 21:32 (eighteen years ago) link

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