your terrible ideas

^ Just went the whole morning substituting "pajamas" for "depression" in songs.

I'm goin' where, there's no pajamas. In a better land, that's free from sin.

And I'm dealing with someone's pajamas. And I don't want to deal with someone's pajamas.

Pajamas got a hold of me. Pajamas, I gotta break free.

etc.

When everyone in my family has opened their Christmas gifts from me this year and they're giving me puzzled looks once they start to realize that the seemingly-random gifts all begin with the letter 'k', I'll play the Kay Jewelers jingle I have cued up on my phone. And their loathing will be justified.

omg koogs the same idea just hit me after your last post on the wiki thread

A song based on the "Now is the winter of our discontent" speech from Richard III, done in the style of Jive Bunny.

Jill Soloway writes and directs Episode VIII: Transjedi

A remake of 'Ghostbusters', except it's renamed 'Goatbusters' and all the supernatural stuff has been removed. The Goatbusters deal with an infestation of goats in NYC. Instead of proton packs they use flamethrowers.

Next Halloween, Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond should go out trick-or-treating dressed as, respectively, Haggar, Cody, and Guy from the arcade game Final Fight.

Weird Al Yankovic does a parody of Eminem's 'Rap God', with the title 'Rap Snob'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fflfIWgtPRo

Weird Al covers 'Fuck Up Some Commas', calls it 'Fuck Up Some Periods', makes fourteen menstrual cycle jokes

A parody of Iggy Pop's 'Lust For Life' titled 'Fuck My Life'.

Dateline NBC: The Ride

You mean like
After a Rough Beginning, Three Roommates Get Closer

― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, December 16, 2015 1:29 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Experienced School Teacher Finding New Ways To Reach Students

― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, December 16, 2015 1:32 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like i said, terrible

― goole, Wednesday, December 16, 2015 1:53 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I just saw the below headline on the Times website, which I think could accurately be described as "tastelessly understated"

In Cosby Case, 3 Pills, Sips of Wine and an Accusation

That reads like an '80s art house marquee.

3 PILLS
SIPS OF WINE
AN ACCUSATION

"New Year's Eve" alternative called "Expensive Danger"

Fan-fic set in the pre-Armageddon "Terminator" universe – all from the POV of the naked biker who has yet to find new clothes.

lol

By page 20 everyone is actively trying to find him clothes but somehow nothing works

New James Taylor project wherein the singer/songwriter turns out a set of gritty, contemporary protest songs: Occupy Sweet Baby James

― weatheringdaleson, Saturday, December 12, 2015 7:16 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hehe

reworking the lyrics of "Hey Jude" so that they fit to the melody of Pink Floyd's "Hey You" and vice versa.

This is the last series of the UK version of The Voice to be shown on BBC1. So I had an idea for when it gets shuttled over to ITV2: instead of blind auditions, have deaf auditions. The judges face the auditionees throughout the auditions, but they're wearing noise cancelling headphones so they can't hear them. Once a judge presses their button, the noise cancelling on their particular headphones is turned off, so they can finally hear the act they've chosen. Great potential for reaction shots as the judge realises that they've picked a tone deaf shrieker who just looks like a pop star.

"DJ Chasey Trapman"

somebody must have already done this, right?

About 917 results (0,40 seconds)

(that's w/o the DJ part, good terrible idea though!)

huh
https://www.mixcloud.com/discover/chasey-trapman/

he's from portland
http://thedjlist.com/djs/CHASEY_TRAPMAN/

I Love Comics thread polling the twenty-seven new characters introduced in Marvel's 1993 lineup of annuals, like EMPYREAN, HIT-MAKER, DREAM-KILLER and WILDSTREAK.

Transportering, starring Jason Statham as a transitioning, kickboxing heroin courier and addict

posting photoshopped pictures of non-existent analog rackmount synths on instagram with links to a pre-order website with a price tag of $7000, banking on the assumption that enough ppl will shell out and i can simply pay someone to actually build them

suggest Bahn Sage...
http://sequence15.blogspot.co.uk/2009/03/remembering-bahn-sage.html
Although the Arturia Matrixbrute fits the 'looks photoshopped' description but actually exists...
http://www.sweetwater.com/images/items/750/MatrixBrute-large.jpg

a supergroup called Earth, Blood, Wind, Sweat, Fire and Tears

... Mick and Titch

Earth Wind and Palmer

Earth Wind Fire Hamilton Joe Frank & Reynolds

A mash up of Space Oddity and the other classic and not at all forgotten chart hit featuring radio dialogue between a controller and vehicle operator, Car 67 by Driver 67.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvBWYmnAevA

And Convoy

Camouflage but all the shapes are dicks.

HBO reboot of "lost season" of Sopranos (Livia testifying against Tony) starring Doris Roberts and Brad Garrett.

Just remembered my (least) favourite terrible idea...

A spoof of the movie 'Scream' called 'Hot Drinks'. In the opening scene we see the young, blonde housesitter at home with the curtains open looking out onto the darkened lawn outside. The phone rings:
Housesitter: Hello?
Phone Voice: Why don't you wanna talk to me?
Housesitter: Who is this?
Phone Voice: You tell me your name, I'll tell you mine.
Housesitter: I don't think so.
Phone Voice: What's that noise?
Housesitter: The kettle
Phone Voice: You're making a hot drink?
Housesitter: Uh huh.
Phone Voice: Really, what?
Housesitter: Oh, just a hot drink.
Phone Voice: Do you like hot drinks?
Housesitter: Uh huh.
Phone Voice: What's your favourite hot drink?
Housesitter: I dunno.
Phone Voice: You have to have a favourite, what comes to mind?
etc...

― a beef supreme (dog latin), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 11:48 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haha.

Housesitter: Fine! I don't know! Hot cider?
Phone Voice: "Hot" cider? Why not just say "cider"?
Housesitter: Because it ... can also be served cold?
Phone Voice: So would you have also said "hot coffee"?
Housesitter: No! That's ridiculous!
Phone Voice: But coffee can also be served iced.
Housesitter: WHO IS THIS? WHERE ARE YOU?

I think we have a concept we can run with, now

HotDrinksPremiereCamGooddownloadboyz.torrent

So I had this idea for a horror movie, where the premise is that you use this app called "horrify" to take a selfie in the mirror, and then when you post the pic to social media, it superimposes this freaky masked serial killer behind you in the mirror. The catch is, once you post the pic, the killer actually comes for you. Later it turns out the app gives the killer your location data, and that's how he finds you. The only problem is that, for realism, once the app goes viral, the murderer would probably have to kill thousands, tens of thousands, or even hundreds of thousands of people within the span of days. Maybe he could have an entire army of killers. Maybe it could be like uber for serial killers, billboard ads announcing "make up to $2000/week stabbing for horrify."

terrible movie idea. think you ought to buy me a drink once you make a million dollars off that app.

That app seems awesome

lol that is a great idea, i am imagining a pretty shitty movie for sure like a direct to video thing or something shitty that you scroll past while browsing free-on-demand streaming. i used to work in a used record store and we sold some used dvds too and i remember something called like "fear.com" or something that was super corny like you go to this website and see someone being murdered and then you get murdered

lol here it is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FeardotCom

The film was universally panned by critics and holds a 3% 'rotten' rating on movie review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes based on 99 reviews, with the critics consensus: As frustrating as a 404 error, Fear Dot Com is a stylish, incoherent, and often nasty mess with few scares.

actual lols @ fear dot com

Stephen Dorff and Udo Kier? how did I not see this?

whoa, $40 million budget! Stephen Dorff! Crazy!

fear.com owned by ... web.com.