marketing of masculinity

vegan friendly soy rage

great find but u buried the lede: SLAUGHTERMELON

other flavors available (i am not making this up):
Grape of Wrath
Lemon Slayed
Mango Unchained

"You are a predator, the iron your prey" - thought it was talking about housework for a moment.

I prefer Plant Rage

― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, December 16, 2015 1:27 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Misread that as "I prefer Plant Page"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Quarter:_Jimmy_Page_and_Robert_Plant_Unledded#/media/File:Page_%26_Plant_-_No_Quarter.jpg

great find but u buried the lede: SLAUGHTERMELON

http://i.imgur.com/R0KJWlY.jpg

ERGOGENIC WRECKING BALL READY TO BE SWUNG.

other flavors available (i am not making this up):
Grape of Wrath
Lemon Slayed
Mango Unchained

― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 08:13 (7 hours ago) Permalink

Fruit Punch
Papaya Sailor Man
Atomic Pom
Is the Peach This Way?
Linebacker Nectarine

Apple Boss

Pom-O-Granite

Slightly off-topic but I had to put this somewhere:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B3UsNqECQAAGljB.jpg

dying @ papaya sailor man

Ladies, you are better than this.

I don't know if there's a marketing of femininity thread, but those are as dumb as any man cave you're going to find.

http://i.imgur.com/ew0cXlx.jpg

She shed. I know what it's like to be dead.

Eh, those are just tiny houses that women realized they didn't want to live in but had to do something with. SheShed is born!

more like making me feel like I've never been born.

Because She Shed sounds like the name of that Beatles song.

no no no you're wrong

this is the dumbest thing i have ever seen

STOP SAYING "SHED"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x44uICQcNx4

And if you thought my Beatles joke was bad, just wait for the pun they end that spot with.

Oh. There it is in the title.

ONG yes Ive seen that "She Sheds" thing in various clickbait formats posted to FB, and I'm like... arent these just regular conservatories and garden room type places? Stop giving things stupid fucking names.

'herbitat' is probably too ambiguous

this is my herpe place

"Hey, Bob! Where's the wife? Out in her 'she shed'?"

"'She shed.' I like that... I mean, yes. She's busy in her 'she shed,' I'll give her your regards."

she's out behind the wall-o-gina

sighted: axe-brand loofah touted as a "double-sided shower tool"

i hope the ladies making these little pinterestscapes are just using them to get high in

I think I'd have some sort of migraine if I had to sit in a little shed full of lacy doilies and frilly curtains and 1 billion cushions.

it's almost like a little doll house... where... you become the doll.

and again, the man caves are even dumber, but I think that point's been belabored a bit more than these projects.

i hope the ladies making these little pinterestscapes are just using them to get high in

― no one in particular (Abbott), Monday, May 2, 2016 12:17 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think I'd have some sort of migraine if I had to sit in a little shed full of lacy doilies and frilly curtains and 1 billion cushions.

― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Monday, May 2, 2016 2:15 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm and otm. they don't even look comfortable!

there's a weird facebook group that has a specific title like "tiny house owners for hillary 2016" that I read for way too long the other day

hold me closer, tiny house owner

amazing

tbh i really loved the "she shed she shed" puns

She shed baby, it's understood.

She sells she sheds by the Etsy Store.

how come someone hasn't noticed that i'm dead and decided to bury me?

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/06/fashion/mens-style/mens-book-clubs.html

Unlike the Marin County group, the International Ultra Manly Book Club is not big on the dinner-party element. When one of its members does bring food to one of the monthly get-togethers, it tends to be “manly — like, spicy,” said John Creagar, 32, one of the regulars.

Hey, look, a non-shitty Jezebel post!

(Seriously, it's really good.)

Footnote: John Boehner did not cry in public because he is a vulnerable and sensitive guy, but because he is maudlin.

ime old men who tear up at things usually do so at things they have no idea how to relate to the emotions they're having and something leaks through their grizzled (or orange) exteriors

crying as indulgence mentioned in article

damn, that is good!

http://money.cnn.com/interactive/technology/15-questions-with-ben-lerer/index.html?iid=ob_homepage_tech_pool

Ben Lerer has been running his company Thrillist for the past decade -- and he’s only 34. He and his college friend started it as a niche newsletter for men. It’s has since evolved into a lifestyle media company that informs guys about where to drink, eat and shop in 40 cities around the world.

What's the most important company we've never heard of?

Important is a weird word. My favorite? Have you heard of Casper, the mattress company? Maybe.

perfect

I feel like Thrillist is not doing a great job marketing masculinity because I'm sure I've looked at tons of things on that site and had no idea it was meant to be for "guys"

Like I feel like it's the place you end up if you're in the airport and you google where should I eat in this airport

that is very evocative of a mood with some limitations

What about your job most excites you?

My coworkers. They rock. It's really fun to have a ton of super smart people all swimming in the same direction and focused on solving the same big problems.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/money/interactive/technology/15-questions-with-ben-lerer/images/01-lerer-coworkers.jpg
http://media0.giphy.com/media/jiTcwb3Zr0G08/200.gif