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"how are the brownies?"

"good"

the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Really, this show is some lowest of the low shit on both sides of the table. I'd kind of like to see Hansen get fucked up a little too.

If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:03 (fifteen years ago) link

chris hansen:pedos::antibacterial soap:MRSA

Kerm, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link

that dateline pedophile sting stuff was a great thread if just for modest mickey's "time to start scavenging the WDYLL threads" line.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link

this shit seems to be on the cruel and unusual end of the scale imo

Another man had asked a decoy posing as a 14-year-old if she was willing to have oral sex with a cat and perform sex acts involving Cool Whip. She replied that she would do so on the condition that he would strip naked after entering the house. He did so and was immediately confronted by Hansen.

CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:09 (fifteen years ago) link

i always thought he just did that himself without being asked to

CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:09 (fifteen years ago) link

here's the cat one:

"Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link

LOL, asking him to strip naked is totally legal and "demonstrates intent"

"Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:12 (fifteen years ago) link

lol whatever that shit is just done for hilarious tv

CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link

they ask other dudes to bring condoms and lube and booze, could have asked him to do the same

CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link

"... and wear a clown nose."

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link

"... on yr junk."

maybe u should tell that to your laughing vagina (HI DERE), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link

LOL at him getting arrested at the end by Swamp Thing

"Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:17 (fifteen years ago) link

how sick am i for wondering if he asked her to have oral sex with a boy cat or a girl cat

andrei armpitshavin (some dude), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:17 (fifteen years ago) link

last weekend when i was at the airport, they had tcap on at the msnbc news kiosk or w/e and there were little kids just hanging around while their parents browsed magazines while chris hansen is reading transcripts like "you asked her if she would liked to be 'blanked' in her 'blank'"

the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:17 (fifteen years ago) link

i always wondered why the dude never bolts for the door but i guess they get tackled by cops waiting outside :)

Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:19 (fifteen years ago) link

last weekend when i was at the airport, they had tcap on at the msnbc news kiosk or w/e and there were little kids just hanging around while their parents browsed magazines while chris hansen is reading transcripts like "you asked her if she would liked to be 'blanked' in her 'blank'"

― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, April 7, 2009 4:17 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Probably a good life lesson to know that the world is full of sick fucks.

"Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Maybe they thought it was an updated version of the Newlywed Game.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Or the Match Game. Nevermind.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:22 (fifteen years ago) link

LOL the camouflaged officer! motherfuckers wearing a swamp thing costume!

Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link

this shit seems to be on the cruel and unusual end of the scale imo - I dunno, if someone is asking you to go down on a cat, I think having some cruel fun at their expense is fair play.

Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live in My Cornfield (Pillbox), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:28 (fifteen years ago) link

seriously i cannot imagine what life must be for that cat dude now, right? i mean one of the other more "average" creeps getting caught probably ends up being life-wrecking, but cat dude must be hiding out like steve bartman.

CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link

i mean i'm not denying the guy probably has it coming to a certain degree, but i also can't deny that it's definitely unnecessary (and hilarious!)

CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link

i bet cats send him fan letters in prison

andrei armpitshavin (some dude), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link

i wonder if his friends still send him lolcats

CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.sividow.de/cards/cat25.jpg
I saw you on the teevee

"Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link

http://4allcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/cat-fancy-magazine.jpg

"dear cat fancy forum,..."

Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link

¡Hola, Gato!

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link

*pause*

Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link

no bestio

Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Beat the Heat.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link

"But you see, 'Heat' is the name of pet cat..."

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link

oldie but a goodie

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link

spiders on the wall makes me lol every time

caek, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link

did they edit it to make c[bleep]t sound like f[bleep]k or is it just my mind playing tricks on me

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah there's some trickery going on there to make it better than it really is

moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me

A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven (latebloomer), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 23:04 (fifteen years ago) link

A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven (latebloomer), Friday, 10 April 2009 00:48 (fifteen years ago) link

The related videos on that are like the bowels of YouTube hell

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 10 April 2009 02:02 (fifteen years ago) link

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3361/3419420504_b1b1143839_b.jpg

Dr. Phil, Friday, 10 April 2009 13:36 (fifteen years ago) link

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3337/3418612797_fe5b15157b.jpg

Dr. Phil, Friday, 10 April 2009 13:38 (fifteen years ago) link

is that in ohio?

patches (harbl), Friday, 10 April 2009 13:41 (fifteen years ago) link

yes it is

patches (harbl), Friday, 10 April 2009 13:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Panama?

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 10 April 2009 13:59 (fifteen years ago) link

o wait. misread it.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 10 April 2009 14:00 (fifteen years ago) link

this is harry x. sysack's specialty i guess
http://realneo.us/system/files/SysackSignSale650.JPG

patches (harbl), Friday, 10 April 2009 14:16 (fifteen years ago) link

only in providence (wait for the interview @ 1:40)

鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 10 April 2009 14:22 (fifteen years ago) link

hahahahahaha

A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven (latebloomer), Friday, 10 April 2009 14:34 (fifteen years ago) link

lol heres the raw footage

Dr. Phil, Friday, 10 April 2009 15:42 (fifteen years ago) link


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