your terrible ideas

I think screamo vocals over DMB-style instrumentation would be a good permutation of that idea.

It would be an improvement. at least

Do it with death metal vox and call it Grave Matthews Band

hahahahahaa

of course, on those songs where dave matthews himself attempts a deep, rumbling growl (e.g. "halloween" and, well, "grave digger") the surprisingly melodious, angel-voiced bassist would take the mic

would not be hard to make satellite and warehouse riffs metal

so sleep well

you could have dueling cookie monster vs. melodic vocalists on

IF YOU A MONKEY ON A STRING
(don't cut my lifeline)
IF YOU A DOGGIE ON A CHAIN
(don't bite the mailman)

honestly this might end up just sounding like the dave matthews band

Opening a pub called "Wood's", just so every winter people can say "What are you doing later?" "Oh you know, just stopping by Wood's on a snowy evening."

we have a Woodes cafe and a The Woods bar

There's a bar called The Woods here but it's heinous and douchey and the definite article would throw off the poem anyway.

It needs a 'NO BEARS ALLOWED' sign on the restroom door, which would definitively answer that question.

Whose Woods these are, some yupster schmoe
His loft is in the Village, bro

ha, well done

a twitter account that does porn titles as if they were NYT headlines.

You mean like
After a Rough Beginning, Three Roommates Get Closer

Experienced School Teacher Finding New Ways To Reach Students

like i said, terrible

we didn't start the fire

Putin’s Gambit on Syrian War Is Dual-Edged Sword

a rewrite of the black sabbath song 'war pigs' as 'war pigeons'

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_pigeon)

^ Just went the whole morning substituting "pajamas" for "depression" in songs.

I'm goin' where, there's no pajamas. In a better land, that's free from sin.

And I'm dealing with someone's pajamas. And I don't want to deal with someone's pajamas.

Pajamas got a hold of me. Pajamas, I gotta break free.

etc.

When everyone in my family has opened their Christmas gifts from me this year and they're giving me puzzled looks once they start to realize that the seemingly-random gifts all begin with the letter 'k', I'll play the Kay Jewelers jingle I have cued up on my phone. And their loathing will be justified.

omg koogs the same idea just hit me after your last post on the wiki thread

A song based on the "Now is the winter of our discontent" speech from Richard III, done in the style of Jive Bunny.

Jill Soloway writes and directs Episode VIII: Transjedi

A remake of 'Ghostbusters', except it's renamed 'Goatbusters' and all the supernatural stuff has been removed. The Goatbusters deal with an infestation of goats in NYC. Instead of proton packs they use flamethrowers.

Next Halloween, Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond should go out trick-or-treating dressed as, respectively, Haggar, Cody, and Guy from the arcade game Final Fight.

Weird Al Yankovic does a parody of Eminem's 'Rap God', with the title 'Rap Snob'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fflfIWgtPRo

Weird Al covers 'Fuck Up Some Commas', calls it 'Fuck Up Some Periods', makes fourteen menstrual cycle jokes

A parody of Iggy Pop's 'Lust For Life' titled 'Fuck My Life'.

Dateline NBC: The Ride

You mean like
After a Rough Beginning, Three Roommates Get Closer

― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, December 16, 2015 1:29 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Experienced School Teacher Finding New Ways To Reach Students

― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, December 16, 2015 1:32 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like i said, terrible

― goole, Wednesday, December 16, 2015 1:53 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I just saw the below headline on the Times website, which I think could accurately be described as "tastelessly understated"

In Cosby Case, 3 Pills, Sips of Wine and an Accusation

That reads like an '80s art house marquee.

3 PILLS
SIPS OF WINE
AN ACCUSATION

"New Year's Eve" alternative called "Expensive Danger"

Fan-fic set in the pre-Armageddon "Terminator" universe – all from the POV of the naked biker who has yet to find new clothes.

lol

By page 20 everyone is actively trying to find him clothes but somehow nothing works

New James Taylor project wherein the singer/songwriter turns out a set of gritty, contemporary protest songs: Occupy Sweet Baby James

― weatheringdaleson, Saturday, December 12, 2015 7:16 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hehe

reworking the lyrics of "Hey Jude" so that they fit to the melody of Pink Floyd's "Hey You" and vice versa.

This is the last series of the UK version of The Voice to be shown on BBC1. So I had an idea for when it gets shuttled over to ITV2: instead of blind auditions, have deaf auditions. The judges face the auditionees throughout the auditions, but they're wearing noise cancelling headphones so they can't hear them. Once a judge presses their button, the noise cancelling on their particular headphones is turned off, so they can finally hear the act they've chosen. Great potential for reaction shots as the judge realises that they've picked a tone deaf shrieker who just looks like a pop star.

"DJ Chasey Trapman"

somebody must have already done this, right?

About 917 results (0,40 seconds)

(that's w/o the DJ part, good terrible idea though!)

huh
https://www.mixcloud.com/discover/chasey-trapman/

he's from portland
http://thedjlist.com/djs/CHASEY_TRAPMAN/

I Love Comics thread polling the twenty-seven new characters introduced in Marvel's 1993 lineup of annuals, like EMPYREAN, HIT-MAKER, DREAM-KILLER and WILDSTREAK.

Transportering, starring Jason Statham as a transitioning, kickboxing heroin courier and addict

posting photoshopped pictures of non-existent analog rackmount synths on instagram with links to a pre-order website with a price tag of $7000, banking on the assumption that enough ppl will shell out and i can simply pay someone to actually build them

suggest Bahn Sage...
http://sequence15.blogspot.co.uk/2009/03/remembering-bahn-sage.html
Although the Arturia Matrixbrute fits the 'looks photoshopped' description but actually exists...
http://www.sweetwater.com/images/items/750/MatrixBrute-large.jpg