lol at james taylor one
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 12 December 2015 20:15 (eight years ago) link
a children's book called Baby Llama Drama
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 14 December 2015 22:16 (eight years ago) link
I'd read that 5 times in a row to my kid.
Speaking of my kid, his behavior in the dining room the other day made me imagine a band that played early 2000s screamo songs in the style of Dave Matthews and/or vice versa, as I imagine the fans of both of those would pretty much hate each other's music. The band would be called Under The Table And Screaming.
― joygoat, Monday, 14 December 2015 23:22 (eight years ago) link
I think screamo vocals over DMB-style instrumentation would be a good permutation of that idea.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 14 December 2015 23:39 (eight years ago) link
It would be an improvement. at least
― lute bro (brimstead), Monday, 14 December 2015 23:40 (eight years ago) link
Do it with death metal vox and call it Grave Matthews Band
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 01:07 (eight years ago) link
hahahahahaa
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 02:19 (eight years ago) link
of course, on those songs where dave matthews himself attempts a deep, rumbling growl (e.g. "halloween" and, well, "grave digger") the surprisingly melodious, angel-voiced bassist would take the mic
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 02:20 (eight years ago) link
would not be hard to make satellite and warehouse riffs metal
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 02:48 (eight years ago) link
so sleep well
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 02:49 (eight years ago) link
you could have dueling cookie monster vs. melodic vocalists on
IF YOU A MONKEY ON A STRING(don't cut my lifeline)IF YOU A DOGGIE ON A CHAIN(don't bite the mailman)
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 16:56 (eight years ago) link
honestly this might end up just sounding like the dave matthews band
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 17:57 (eight years ago) link
Opening a pub called "Wood's", just so every winter people can say "What are you doing later?" "Oh you know, just stopping by Wood's on a snowy evening."
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 05:34 (eight years ago) link
we have a Woodes cafe and a The Woods bar
― kinder, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 14:04 (eight years ago) link
There's a bar called The Woods here but it's heinous and douchey and the definite article would throw off the poem anyway.
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 14:42 (eight years ago) link
It needs a 'NO BEARS ALLOWED' sign on the restroom door, which would definitively answer that question.
― Some Pizza Grudge From Twenty Years Ago (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 14:49 (eight years ago) link
Whose Woods these are, some yupster schmoeHis loft is in the Village, bro
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link
ha, well done
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 15:19 (eight years ago) link
a twitter account that does porn titles as if they were NYT headlines.
― goole, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 17:25 (eight years ago) link
You mean likeAfter a Rough Beginning, Three Roommates Get Closer
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 18:29 (eight years ago) link
Experienced School Teacher Finding New Ways To Reach Students
― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 18:32 (eight years ago) link
like i said, terrible
― goole, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 18:53 (eight years ago) link
we didn't start the fire
― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 19:02 (eight years ago) link
Putin’s Gambit on Syrian War Is Dual-Edged Sword
― Mordy, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 19:04 (eight years ago) link
a rewrite of the black sabbath song 'war pigs' as 'war pigeons'
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_pigeon)
― koogs, Thursday, 17 December 2015 13:19 (eight years ago) link
^ Just went the whole morning substituting "pajamas" for "depression" in songs.
I'm goin' where, there's no pajamas. In a better land, that's free from sin.
And I'm dealing with someone's pajamas. And I don't want to deal with someone's pajamas.
Pajamas got a hold of me. Pajamas, I gotta break free.
etc.
― pplains, Thursday, 17 December 2015 14:29 (eight years ago) link
When everyone in my family has opened their Christmas gifts from me this year and they're giving me puzzled looks once they start to realize that the seemingly-random gifts all begin with the letter 'k', I'll play the Kay Jewelers jingle I have cued up on my phone. And their loathing will be justified.
― Some Pizza Grudge From Twenty Years Ago (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 December 2015 14:52 (eight years ago) link
omg koogs the same idea just hit me after your last post on the wiki thread
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 17 December 2015 16:24 (eight years ago) link
A song based on the "Now is the winter of our discontent" speech from Richard III, done in the style of Jive Bunny.
― January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Thursday, 17 December 2015 18:47 (eight years ago) link
Jill Soloway writes and directs Episode VIII: Transjedi
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 03:33 (eight years ago) link
A remake of 'Ghostbusters', except it's renamed 'Goatbusters' and all the supernatural stuff has been removed. The Goatbusters deal with an infestation of goats in NYC. Instead of proton packs they use flamethrowers.
― January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Wednesday, 23 December 2015 19:02 (eight years ago) link
Next Halloween, Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond should go out trick-or-treating dressed as, respectively, Haggar, Cody, and Guy from the arcade game Final Fight.
― January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Sunday, 27 December 2015 13:03 (eight years ago) link
Weird Al Yankovic does a parody of Eminem's 'Rap God', with the title 'Rap Snob'.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fflfIWgtPRo
― January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Sunday, 27 December 2015 17:51 (eight years ago) link
Weird Al covers 'Fuck Up Some Commas', calls it 'Fuck Up Some Periods', makes fourteen menstrual cycle jokes
― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 27 December 2015 19:08 (eight years ago) link
A parody of Iggy Pop's 'Lust For Life' titled 'Fuck My Life'.
― January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Monday, 28 December 2015 18:33 (eight years ago) link
Dateline NBC: The Ride
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 15:19 (eight years ago) link
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I just saw the below headline on the Times website, which I think could accurately be described as "tastelessly understated"
In Cosby Case, 3 Pills, Sips of Wine and an Accusation
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 31 December 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link
That reads like an '80s art house marquee.
3 PILLSSIPS OF WINEAN ACCUSATION
― Some Pizza Grudge From Twenty Years Ago (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 December 2015 16:35 (eight years ago) link
"New Year's Eve" alternative called "Expensive Danger"
― Sorkinspeak coaxed out Oscar begging near the tabs of Link Wray (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 31 December 2015 23:24 (eight years ago) link
Fan-fic set in the pre-Armageddon "Terminator" universe – all from the POV of the naked biker who has yet to find new clothes.
― pplains, Thursday, 7 January 2016 01:05 (eight years ago) link
lol
By page 20 everyone is actively trying to find him clothes but somehow nothing works
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 January 2016 01:14 (eight years ago) link
New James Taylor project wherein the singer/songwriter turns out a set of gritty, contemporary protest songs: Occupy Sweet Baby James
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hehe
― niels, Thursday, 7 January 2016 08:45 (eight years ago) link
reworking the lyrics of "Hey Jude" so that they fit to the melody of Pink Floyd's "Hey You" and vice versa.
― silverfish, Friday, 8 January 2016 17:38 (eight years ago) link
This is the last series of the UK version of The Voice to be shown on BBC1. So I had an idea for when it gets shuttled over to ITV2: instead of blind auditions, have deaf auditions. The judges face the auditionees throughout the auditions, but they're wearing noise cancelling headphones so they can't hear them. Once a judge presses their button, the noise cancelling on their particular headphones is turned off, so they can finally hear the act they've chosen. Great potential for reaction shots as the judge realises that they've picked a tone deaf shrieker who just looks like a pop star.
― bored at work (snoball), Sunday, 10 January 2016 11:32 (eight years ago) link
"DJ Chasey Trapman"
somebody must have already done this, right?
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 January 2016 16:20 (eight years ago) link
About 917 results (0,40 seconds)
― niels, Sunday, 10 January 2016 17:02 (eight years ago) link
(that's w/o the DJ part, good terrible idea though!)
huhhttps://www.mixcloud.com/discover/chasey-trapman/
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 January 2016 17:58 (eight years ago) link
he's from portlandhttp://thedjlist.com/djs/CHASEY_TRAPMAN/
I Love Comics thread polling the twenty-seven new characters introduced in Marvel's 1993 lineup of annuals, like EMPYREAN, HIT-MAKER, DREAM-KILLER and WILDSTREAK.
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 04:14 (eight years ago) link