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racket from the coombes (wins), Friday, 11 December 2015 19:30 (seven years ago) link

194 of 214 people found the following review helpful
A whole lot of fun, but comes at a price....

By C. Castro on March 27, 2014
The mane reason I purchased the daddle was to try and restore my relationship with my father. He neighglected me as a child, so you could say that our relationship was less than stable. I figured with the Daddle that we would be trotting our way to a restored bond. Gallup polls indicated that this was a useful tool to bring two people together, so I was on board. My father and I had such a blast horsing around with each other! As each day passed, we become more and more anxious to strap on the daddle and have another adventure.

We were out playing in a field 3 months ago when tragedy struck. While riding my father, he sprained an ankle very badly. I knew at that moment that he wasn't going to be able to give me rides anymore, so with a long face I pulled out my .22 and put him out of his misery.

I truly appreciate those moments that we got to spend together. It was great while it lasted.

Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 11 December 2015 19:35 (seven years ago) link

I mean, I am not a pony so why would I buy a saddle so my kids could ride me like one, and secondly WHY IS THE MALL SANTA CALLING ME FAT

you're breaking the NAP (DJP), Friday, 11 December 2015 20:20 (seven years ago) link

The suit makes them feel invincible

racket from the coombes (wins), Friday, 11 December 2015 20:21 (seven years ago) link

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