WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Chris Christie and I approve of this message

i wavered between posting this here and posting it in your thread

http://i.imgur.com/CtIm6Tj.jpg

"Well, ok, but you do know what the word 'engaged' means, right?"

http://i.imgur.com/esVxwYC.jpg

"YES. THIS IS FUN. GATHERING UP THE LEAVES AND DROPPING THEM. I AM HAVING FUN, YES."

http://i.imgur.com/SFXZDpF.jpg

"Really? We're just going to drive past another exit like that?"
"Yup."

http://i.imgur.com/ShmYyN4.jpg

You know what zombies really hate? Foot odor.

http://i.imgur.com/wZVkLkF.jpg

Hey there, 1947 called. Said it wanted its dignity back.

http://i.imgur.com/TZkKh91.jpg

"There is nothing quite like being alone with you,"

http://i.imgur.com/q4UMQpA.jpg

"No layers left to uncover,"

http://i.imgur.com/eSAPs9Z.jpg

"Feeling my body quivering inside you–"
"–OK, I'm going to go back to the car now?"

omg her face in that last triptych

you do v important, excellent work here, pplains

""But Philadelphia police said there was nothing they could do if Weldon hadn't committed a crime yet"

This nearly killed me again just now.

One of my top 5 all-time favorite threads on ILX

http://i.imgur.com/RF7Jyvi.jpg

"No, no, it's fine. It's... I can tell you spent a lot of time on it."

http://i.imgur.com/cprlbAd.jpg

"Wait. Is it C or C to the 9th? 'I hear the clock and it's–' Ok, definitely a C9. I think."

I adore this couple, btw.

So happy Snowden found a bride after all.

brad's dad still says "chyla" like he's hearing it for the first time

chyla is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chyle

eh I'd fuck him

She's playing Chyla's famous Jason MraZ

http://i.imgur.com/naJK7D2.jpg

haha. that's great

Lmao

http://youarenotaphotographer.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/IMG_20160305_132616.jpg

please tell me that's a series

think that one goes in WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!

I think.

she's got a fresh mushroom in her jar

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cof7lRDUkAAj9J_.jpg:small

two great images for the price of one!

*boak*

o.....................................k

these are some great engagement photos pic.twitter.com/BqZscYFwz0

— BEO Speedwulf (@crulge) June 5, 2017

My wife dumped me for a guy named Jesus
Now I see a cross and I fall to pieces

Haha, this one also comes up in GIS for Jesus engagement photos:

http://i.imgur.com/sOfDLyh.jpg

today i have decided that engagement fotos are fucked up

otm

https://scontent.fash1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/18921660_259073781239965_4641294060904540413_n.jpg?oh=0383c77d187b70d0fc2bc1739d5d0abd&oe=59E47720

Also:

http://i.imgur.com/bFDk0d8.jpg

holy shit dolphin/porpoise proposals are a thing

porpoisals

also lmao at people's fake indignation over the dolphin thing *throws down vegan card* what yall know about animal cruelty

tbh after a porpoise does something like this, they can never return to the wild. you must then have them for dinner and claim it was tuna

https://i.imgur.com/Tr8c8o5.jpg

CARLEY: You know, Austin, Hatcher says high cholesterol runs in his family. Isn't that sad?

AUSTIN:

http://i.imgur.com/jUZXZZG.gif

Austin = Mitch, btw.

My dog is pregnant so we took maternity pictures 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/lPCJNXNfC2

— Ty'Air 🥀 (@ViewsFromAveT) July 8, 2017

So. Searching "Mississippi Engagement Photos" did not let me down.

https://i.imgur.com/vjHKX11.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/x95auIf.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/bwMHDra.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/gMovza0.jpg

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https://i.imgur.com/0roAQDJ.jpg

- "So, it's a little awkward here, sitting here pretending to act casual while this professional photographer, Miss Erin, takes our picture out here on Murdoch Street, right?"
- "Know what's really gonna be awkward?"

________________

https://i.imgur.com/mVAcqGv.jpg

Part IV of our "Daymn, dat ass" series (1,
2, 3) Fella's got to hold himself up with the wall it's that intense.
https://i.imgur.com/mVAcqGv.jpg

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And we finally have a couple who completely understand what marriage, or "taking the plunge", is all about. Best of luck to ya, kids!

https://i.imgur.com/o8Aw53J.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/gauM4o6.jpg

"this cliff. makes you think"

https://i.imgur.com/Vy4UM0D.jpg

lol

This is how we “wedding” in SE Arkansas. It’s a gravy fountain with biscuits on the side! pic.twitter.com/h9rDr2t0cW

— Melinda Mayo (@KATVMelinda) August 18, 2018

Ok but I want that at my wedding

i want to get married again to have that at my wedding

I was excited by the idea of a gravy fountain but I forgot - American gravy.

american gravy is still good though
it’s just not the same good as Gravy Good

omg

a chips & gravy fountain wd be amazing

how we "wedding"?

I would accept "gravy" as a verb before I would "wedding".