http://i.imgur.com/2RotSIZ.png
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 16:44 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/O9dkQBR.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 January 2016 18:50 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZRwVa3WcAE80kj.jpg
https://twitter.com/JohnnyCueto/status/690300168730742788
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 January 2016 22:45 (eight years ago) link
that's cueto hoss you got there
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 January 2016 15:15 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/hunterpence/status/689525463773937664
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 23 January 2016 00:32 (eight years ago) link
#ad
― Will v. Maim (Will M.), Saturday, 23 January 2016 20:39 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/698580094843883520
― lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 13 February 2016 22:02 (eight years ago) link
@pedromouraDave Roberts and White Sox manager Robin Ventura took a picture together at Cactus League media day. “Black man and Robin,” Roberts said.
― mookieproof, Monday, 22 February 2016 22:51 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/pabloozuna38/status/705057945890004992
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 15:59 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/TonyLaRussa/status/712716335780728832
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 19:04 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/RKe7IDn.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 22 April 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link
that is brilliant.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 22 April 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/XGT4zlB.png
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 April 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link
dan haren @ithrow88@JArrieta34 saw you gave up a run, hang in there. Thinking of you.
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 April 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE_2mY4Q6jg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link
#PuigNotScared
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 May 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link
@LennyDykstraOh so this is Twitter? I can say whatever the fuck I want right?
right on time
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link
lmk when he tweets himself out of the '86 Mets reunion on the 28th
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/mets/lenny-dykstra-live-tweeting-national-spelling-bee-article-1.2650815
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 May 2016 13:28 (seven years ago) link
@JoseCansecoMake no mistake Brexit will crater the UK into recession and the pound will do a 25% faceplant. Capital will flee like its pants are on fire
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link
obv an Economist reader
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:31 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/JsojfGq.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 26 August 2016 00:57 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/776895750810767360
― mookieproof, Friday, 16 September 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link
@darrenrovellAndrew Miller says he hasn't washed his jock strap since his last bad outing on Sept. 7. That's 18 appearances and 51 days (H/T @BenReiter)
― mookieproof, Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link
In unrelated news, Upper Deck is coming out with a limited edition Smell-o-vision series of cards featuring game used baseball equipment! Can't wait to check that out
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:56 (seven years ago) link
I know two of the people featured in here: http://mashable.com/2016/10/28/mike-napoli-pooping-game-3
― GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:57 (seven years ago) link
Sad that A's deleted their tweets as I fully support all the SmashMouth bashing.
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/page/QTP_161029SmashMouth/twitter-feud-oakland-athletics-smash-mouth-ensues-following-coco-crisp-world-series-hit
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 31 October 2016 00:26 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Noahsyndergaard/status/797100165110730752
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 November 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp-lzYUQAIuB_5.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp-lzYUQAAsgJF.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp-lzaUcAAbIQE.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 20:51 (seven years ago) link
this is an apostrophe
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:02 (seven years ago) link
Motivational speaker and author Aubrey Huff took to Twitter.
@aubrey_huffI mean seriously what the hell is going on? If you have time 2 march, protest and riot. Maybe it's time for something called a job!
@jeffcdwyerYou swung a stick at a ball for a living. Fuck off.
@aubrey_huff@jeffcdwyer yeah not a lot of boys grow up wanting to do that! I'm such a looser for accomplishing that.
― Andy K, Monday, 30 January 2017 13:12 (seven years ago) link
https://mobile.twitter.com/hayesdavenport/status/825913321668870144
― na (NA), Monday, 30 January 2017 13:20 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4UDZl7WcAAPY7b.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Friday, 10 February 2017 15:27 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Smatz88/status/834175589695229953
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 February 2017 18:14 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Chron_MattYoung/status/834827079560601600
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:20 (seven years ago) link
Gary you push through kids to get autographs for a living. I truly don't care my signature won't pay for your PornHub subscription anymore https://t.co/XOiWVyWFzQ— Micah Johnson (@Micah_Johnson3) May 3, 2017
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link
FENWAY IS CLOSING??? https://t.co/HikPSSYyDb— DVS (@DVSblast) May 3, 2017
― marcos, Thursday, 4 May 2017 15:16 (six years ago) link
Happy "Loving" day pic.twitter.com/vgwPm0aipi— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) June 12, 2017
― mookieproof, Monday, 12 June 2017 21:29 (six years ago) link
A 15-inch mound in a ballpark lit by 60-watt bulbs. Dodger Stadium in the '60s produced less offense than an Osmond Christmas Special. https://t.co/cMucrArcGV— Joe Sheehan (@joe_sheehan) July 10, 2017
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 July 2017 18:55 (six years ago) link
You, a nerd: why do you like baseball it's boringMe, wise: cock like a ball bat pic.twitter.com/YsMAOMtCTH— ak? they gay (@alyssakeiko) August 15, 2017
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 02:33 (six years ago) link
So Arpaio is free....among people he illegally attempted to detain. America's Toughest Sheriff? We're about to find out. Good luck, Joe.— Michael Young (@MikeyY626) August 26, 2017
― mookieproof, Saturday, 26 August 2017 03:07 (six years ago) link
You sound like my agent trying to get me a job after my 2013 season with the Nationals https://t.co/15QaLwk1RI— dan haren (@ithrow88) August 29, 2017
(his 2013 wasn't awful actually)
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 August 2017 05:10 (six years ago) link
welp
http://deadspin.com/willson-contreras-slides-into-mia-khalifas-dms-refuses-1800663882
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 September 2017 11:08 (six years ago) link
4.2 bsr @fangraphs so you should 🤐 https://t.co/56MKFvbgoE— Tommy Pham (@TphamLV) August 13, 2017
― mookieproof, Saturday, 16 September 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link
These are two interesting tweets: pic.twitter.com/v5KiOEXyY3— Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) September 19, 2017
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 18:21 (six years ago) link
hmmm
― nomar, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 18:27 (six years ago) link
Folks, I did the math.Assuming this is his last start, Trevor Williams must allow 3 ER over 5.2 IP in a ND to finish 6-9 with a 4.20 ERA. pic.twitter.com/zifRBMeRn6— Connor Newcomb (@ConnorNewcomb_) September 26, 2017
Folks, it gets better.If Homer Bailey goes 6 IP, allows 4 ER and gets the win tomorrow, he finishes 6-9 with a 6.90 ERA and 69 ER allowed. pic.twitter.com/TsTA7BbtC3— Connor Newcomb (@ConnorNewcomb_) September 26, 2017
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 26 September 2017 21:03 (six years ago) link
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― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link
For some reason, C.J. Wilson’s car dealership paid to advertise on the big screen between innings at this meaningless Angels-White Sox game.— Pedro Moura (@pedromoura) September 29, 2017
He has a Mazda dealership in Chicago. When I was with the Cubs he let me borrow a cherry red Mazda SUV. Zoom zoom— dan haren (@ithrow88) September 29, 2017
― Andy K, Friday, 29 September 2017 01:24 (six years ago) link
✔
― mookieproof, Friday, 29 September 2017 01:28 (six years ago) link
i was there
watching on tv i mean
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 04:09 (three years ago) link
he's the guy that casually caught the flying bat a couple years ago
he rules
― mookieproof, Monday, 15 March 2021 04:13 (three years ago) link
That’s nuts. Was that a fluke, or is this guy some quick-hands god?!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 15 March 2021 04:17 (three years ago) link
he is in fact a quick-hands god
― mookieproof, Monday, 15 March 2021 05:21 (three years ago) link
i will give you this heavily cardinals-centered answer: that was jordan hicks' first appearance since 2019, when he had tommy john. the weird thing with him, his whole career, is that he doesn't have a high strikeout %, despite a 104 mph fastball and a wicker slider that's even better. it is bizarre. i am not a pitching expert or stats pro, i have no idea why this happens. but he has always been a pitcher that quickly gets to 2 strikes and then induces weak contact. he's awesome. i love him. he's great. but of all pitchers to have a 22-pitch walk, it's him
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 05:34 (three years ago) link
and it's pretty amazing that the average MLB player can at least make consistent contact on 104 mph
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 05:35 (three years ago) link
every time i watch him pitch, it's like a wholesome reminder that "these guys are good"
that is cardinals-centric, but also i feel like it might be more relevant than this 80 wRC+ rookie's contact skillz, that's right, sick BURN on the mets, i am officially RE-IGNITING the CARDINALS-METS RIVALRY, and i guarantee 100% cardinal victories this season, starting now, in spring training, right now
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 05:37 (three years ago) link
the METS do DRUGS
and the mid-80s cardinals do NOT do DRUGS!
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 05:38 (three years ago) link
luis guillorme is, by every measure for years on end, a defensive genius. also he caught that bat out of fucking mid-air.
dude would be a fucking folk hero in pittsburgh but instead he'll be quad-a fodder in syracuse
― mookieproof, Monday, 15 March 2021 06:00 (three years ago) link
the mid-80s cardinals do NOT do DRUGS!
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 07:56 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/spdyfDE.png
― mookieproof, Saturday, 3 April 2021 21:59 (three years ago) link
Get his ass
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 3 April 2021 23:57 (three years ago) link
*and my parents naming me Dick Staff. Fixed it https://t.co/bZDGXI7Umn— Noah Syndergaard (@Noahsyndergaard) April 9, 2021
― na (NA), Friday, 9 April 2021 21:59 (three years ago) link
Baseball fans need to watch more cricket and appreciate baseball's relative brevity
― octobeard, Saturday, 10 April 2021 00:06 (three years ago) link
No thanks
― calstars, Saturday, 10 April 2021 00:26 (three years ago) link
T20 is basically the length of a baseball game, no?
― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 10 April 2021 00:38 (three years ago) link
It’s kitten season 😽⚾️ pic.twitter.com/4PTYhIWWuD— Charlie Manuel (@CMBaseball41) June 10, 2021
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 June 2021 02:52 (two years ago) link
You know what fucking time it is. https://t.co/T7BjGKiAby— David Roth (@david_j_roth) June 28, 2021
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 13:53 (two years ago) link
idgi
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 30 June 2021 13:59 (two years ago) link
“Remember Some guys” is a low level sports meme
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 14:03 (two years ago) link
Guess it hasnt made it to the old country yet
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 14:04 (two years ago) link
i have to admit, i had totally forgotten about puig and russell, and thought was A. Gonzalez had long stopped playing
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 June 2021 16:32 (two years ago) link
feel like a Guy I Remember fairly often is Wilin Rosario, on account of i thought he was gonna be the next great hitting catcher at one point lol
― Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 17:35 (two years ago) link
Bob Melvin said he watches Friends reruns after losses. Seen every episode. So I had to ask: did Ross cheat on Rachel, or were they on a break?"Don't even get me started on that," he said. "I do have some ideas on that but I'm not going there. That's a loaded question, Steve."— Steve Berman (@BASportsGuy) July 24, 2021
― mookieproof, Saturday, 24 July 2021 15:58 (two years ago) link
Ha ha!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 24 July 2021 16:38 (two years ago) link
Chipper Jones raw dogged every Hooters waitress between Chattanooga and Tampa but scared of the jab? Make it make sense. Still love the guy but the math ain’t math-ing there!— Everyone Hates Chris (@ckssense) March 12, 2022
― the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Saturday, 12 March 2022 18:34 (two years ago) link
loool
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 12 March 2022 22:59 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/aFvAW3A.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 July 2022 18:32 (one year ago) link
not fair someone should be that good at baseball and that good at twitter
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 7 July 2022 18:41 (one year ago) link
Pour one out for the Rays’ ballboy pic.twitter.com/69fN1dU1mi— Ben Palmer (@benjpalmer) July 16, 2022
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 17 July 2022 17:28 (one year ago) link
Not baseball per se BUT
pic.twitter.com/KXyqUQEuI9— meaning machine (@EricThurm) November 2, 2022
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 20:27 (one year ago) link
as soon as i read the first tweet i knew what the second would be
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 22:17 (one year ago) link
I'm sure Aaron Judge is reaching for his phone as I type.
Aaron judge I am getting ready for you let's see if you can hit a baseball as far as I can hit a softball I doubt that very much let me know when you're ready we'll do the competition for charity pic.twitter.com/riWXN8Z878— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 5, 2023
― clemenza, Sunday, 8 January 2023 00:20 (one year ago) link
(Is punctuation considered bad form on Twitter, or is it that you're wasting precious character count? That tweet reminds me of 10,000 student journal entries I marked.)
― clemenza, Sunday, 8 January 2023 00:24 (one year ago) link
real ballers don’t need punctuation
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 8 January 2023 00:29 (one year ago) link
the lack of punctuation is just part of what makes him a Tru Poster
― mookieproof, Sunday, 8 January 2023 01:24 (one year ago) link
It's possible he was influenced by Ulysses.
― clemenza, Sunday, 8 January 2023 01:38 (one year ago) link
if you're not for canseco, you are against canseco. and he thrives on competition, so watch out
I TROLLED JOSE CANSECO
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 8 January 2023 01:44 (one year ago) link
His strikeout vs me this year shouldn’t count— Andrew McCutchen (@TheCUTCH22) September 21, 2023
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 September 2023 03:56 (six months ago) link