Things guys do.

22. Play Magic: The Gathering at a bar.

22a. Play Magic: The Gathering (at all).

23. Watch AIRWOLF.

"develop a pot"????

U know, a beer gut.

But I have one of those so am I guy ;_;

24. Not deal with illness very well

25. video games at parties

26. youtube "funny things" at the end of parties

27. wear slacks

28. wear bowties

But I have one of those so am I guy ;_;

― one art, please (Trayce), Wednesday, April 8, 2009 5:45 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hey haven't ya seen Pulp Fiction ;-)

29. grow an imbecilic neckbeard at ≈ age 19

only if you are a physics or computer science guy

wait unregistered do you have a neckbeard?

physics/computer dudes keep their neckbeards until their mid to late 20s AT LEAST. most other dudes get past that phase within a year, iirc.

I have never had a neckbeard at any age. I cut myself badly after falling off a scooter at age 13 (14?), and when I try to grow a beard I end up with a biggish bare spot right at the tip of my chin. hence I will forever remain a boy & never earn my man wings :(((

"man wings" sounds like some horrible I dont wanna know male sanitary napkin range.

20. bitches

― CaptainLorax, Monday, April 6, 2009 5:09 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/SAG/ST373~Goodnight-Sweet-Prince-Posters.jpg

w/r/t neckbeards: dudes also be cultivating ridiculously manicured and ornate facial hairs. cf goatees, chinstraps, etc

i think harbl was curious if you might be a lost little canky

30. start acting like assholes when you tell them they are nice

^^^ the worst!!!

its sooo juvenile! which is why i did not post in "things men do"

i saw a sweet neck goatee in the grocery store the other day. like it looked like just a typical mid-20s "nice guy" with a goatee and long hair but then i passed him again and it was like a cascade of wooly growth from under his neck. grosssssssss

31. Get scratched by a branch, bleed and not even care about it that much

^^^i have done this before

Yeah, but at any point of time have you been in a group and then someone walks up and says "hey guys...", referring to you and the other people?

If so, you may be a guy!

My defense is weak, I know.

32. compare display name size

33. get "caught" ordering Trojan Magnums online.

34. Punch the wall

OTM

35. put an empty cereal box back in the cabinet

what is this thing that men do, they put their hand down their pants when lounging around?

36. Don't complain for months and months and then explode in a violent rampage

THEN 34 and possibly 31

37. disgruntled shootings

thats not so common in my experience

i am a really frustrating person

!

38. use up the toilet paper roll & put the new roll on top of the toilet paper wall dispenser instead of properly installing it

39. Read novels entirely on the toilet over the course of several weeks.

See how I keep riffin' on you like that Curt1s?

I consider it a splendid example of what my high school lit teacher referred to as "the great conversation of ideas"

she was not a guy iirc

use up the toilet paper roll & put the new roll on top of the toilet paper wall dispenser instead of properly installing it

loool i just did this

40. Act like even a potential pandemic is no reason for precaution

from here:
http://i41.tinypic.com/2u7q6fq.jpg

36. Don't complain for months and months and then explode in a violent rampage

― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, April 26, 2009 11:04 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

THEN 34 and possibly 31

― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, April 26, 2009 11:06 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Ugh this. Have had several flatmates and bfs suddenly punch fridges, walls, car steering wheels, etc for stupid reason like no milk left/got cut off in traffic/I told their gf they were fucking someone else.

(ok maybe that last one is justifiable punchicide)

3. develop a pot

― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, April 6, 2008 5:27 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so what does this mean

oh i see

a "beer gut"

how did this get so far without

30. your mom

it's missing a lot of key things. that thing some guys do where if you look at their 'ok' sign and they're holding it beneath the belt, it means they will flick you extremely hard in the testicles, is one thing

i probably would have a dozen children if it weren't that game, and i have never once flicked anyone in the balls or even thought about it. now i have to tan my balls all day to make up for what was taken away from me

where i grew up that just meant a free punch in the arm, guess i missed out

41. Tan their balls

i remember getting punched on the arm, which i also hated (i once had the wind knocked out of me in a baseball game on a pitch that hit me in the bicep. i've got nothing there, there's no padding). and then at some point it was just like "no now we're flicking balls"

40. Act like even a potential pandemic is no reason for precaution

― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, April 26, 2009 7:37 PM bookmarkflaglink

prescient!!