you just freaked out our director of LOLs

arghahahahahah!

God that song is so badass, I've always thought.

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big lolz at the "author of" bonus gag

nicely done flt, y the "author of" def seals the deal

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that decoy is fucking hot!

dirtymoposse8815 (1 week ago) Show Hide
why dont you have a seat right over there?

i think every single one of those dudes, just a split second before hansen appears, suddenly realizes what's up.

lol @ 4:03

"no hug for me?"

Always keep in mind that no domestic house in America has a doorway in the kitchen with drapes covering the opening. Just a freebie for all the peds surfing the net out there.

From the TCAP wiki: Another man had asked a decoy posing as a 14-year-old if she was willing to have oral sex with a cat and perform sex acts involving Cool Whip. She replied that she would do so on the condition that he would strip naked after entering the house. He did so and was immediately confronted by Hansen.

^^ wld love to see this

that was the last dude on the video

chris hansen has got some good one-liners in there, totally contending with caruso imo

totally contending with caruso imo

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, April 7, 2009 3:26 PM

hell yes i was going to make same comparison

the cat dude transcripts were horrible iirc

lol @ "youre exactly the surprise i expected"

my favorite excuse those dudes throw out--just ahead of "no i wasn't going to do anything i just wanted to come over to tell her not to do this sort of thing"--is "i knew this was what was up, but i came anyway."

i was actually making fun of this dude last night, but the guy in that vid sorta near the end who gets handed a paper towel by hansen says "look man i didn't even shower! you know if i was going to do something with her i would've at least showered! i didn't even shower!!"

by far my favorite excuse in tcap history

"ah yes, well... you didn't shower, this is true. the law states that you must shower before engaging in sex with a minor, so, clearly, you did not intend on having sex with 12 year old becky"

also one of the most emasculating parts of tcap that no one mentions is when hansen asks the guys who they are there to see, and they have to say the girl or boy's name, and not only do they know that it's fake, it's always a really juvenile name like "becky" or "kimmy" or "jimmy" or something

"the baby"

"happy bear"

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why these guys don't ever ever EVER bash Chris Hansen in the face is a real mystery to me

adding battery on top of sexual acts w/ a minor probably wouldn't be the best outcome tbh

i think the dudes are too stunned to do anything other than "take a seat" or run away

also most of them look & act like they have sub-80 iqs anyway

"did you have a hard time finding the place?"

"not at all."

"how are the brownies?"

"good"

Really, this show is some lowest of the low shit on both sides of the table. I'd kind of like to see Hansen get fucked up a little too.

chris hansen:pedos::antibacterial soap:MRSA

that dateline pedophile sting stuff was a great thread if just for modest mickey's "time to start scavenging the WDYLL threads" line.

this shit seems to be on the cruel and unusual end of the scale imo

Another man had asked a decoy posing as a 14-year-old if she was willing to have oral sex with a cat and perform sex acts involving Cool Whip. She replied that she would do so on the condition that he would strip naked after entering the house. He did so and was immediately confronted by Hansen.

i always thought he just did that himself without being asked to

here's the cat one:

LOL, asking him to strip naked is totally legal and "demonstrates intent"

lol whatever that shit is just done for hilarious tv

they ask other dudes to bring condoms and lube and booze, could have asked him to do the same

"... and wear a clown nose."

"... on yr junk."

LOL at him getting arrested at the end by Swamp Thing

how sick am i for wondering if he asked her to have oral sex with a boy cat or a girl cat

last weekend when i was at the airport, they had tcap on at the msnbc news kiosk or w/e and there were little kids just hanging around while their parents browsed magazines while chris hansen is reading transcripts like "you asked her if she would liked to be 'blanked' in her 'blank'"

i always wondered why the dude never bolts for the door but i guess they get tackled by cops waiting outside :)

last weekend when i was at the airport, they had tcap on at the msnbc news kiosk or w/e and there were little kids just hanging around while their parents browsed magazines while chris hansen is reading transcripts like "you asked her if she would liked to be 'blanked' in her 'blank'"

― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, April 7, 2009 4:17 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Probably a good life lesson to know that the world is full of sick fucks.

Maybe they thought it was an updated version of the Newlywed Game.

Or the Match Game. Nevermind.