Tom Haberstroh @tomhaberstroh 12s12 seconds ago
It's been over a year since Kobe has shot over 50% in a game
― 龜, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 02:58 (eight years ago) link
kob is the worst player in the nba
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 03:07 (eight years ago) link
fire scott, have the bean coach for the remainder of the season
what's the worst that could happen
― brimstead, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 03:22 (eight years ago) link
mass murder?
― Aimless, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:00 (eight years ago) link
sounds good
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:08 (eight years ago) link
it would be such a twist if kobe did some murders. would KD still defend him? good sportscenter.
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:10 (eight years ago) link
otm
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:10 (eight years ago) link
theres like a ~25% chance kobe has already done some murders
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:11 (eight years ago) link
def
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link
no more than 50% chance though, ba dumdum
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:33 (eight years ago) link
lol
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:35 (eight years ago) link
man i am feeling GOOD today. i got a lot of sleep, i spilled coffee all over myself and cleaned it up without anyone noticing, i helped an old lady cross the street, and now i'm making basketball jokes. i'm gonna start a diary and today's entry will just say *swish*
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:40 (eight years ago) link
hell yea
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link
i didn't realize that kobe was doing so, so badly this year. his poem was good though
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link
he put all his remaining passion into the poem is what happened
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:50 (eight years ago) link
do you think kobe read it out loud anywhere? maybe he just read it to himself, twice, with the lights dimmed a little
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:55 (eight years ago) link
prob just to the prisoners in his dungeon
― INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:56 (eight years ago) link
Probs Smush Parker
― Spottie, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:22 (eight years ago) link
def smush
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:24 (eight years ago) link
lol I was just about to make that joke
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:36 (eight years ago) link
Kobe rains bricks on court, ends California Homeless problem
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:37 (eight years ago) link
haha
― Spottie, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:54 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyWjkv3p6DI
― 龜, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 22:16 (eight years ago) link
its like he thinks he's steph this year
― Spottie, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 22:17 (eight years ago) link
he is that video of the high schoolers 3pt brickfest, steph got him 2hype.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 3 December 2015 02:14 (eight years ago) link
They looked like Jr. High kids to me, maybe they're the JV squad, but otherwise otm.
― :wq (Leee), Thursday, 3 December 2015 18:12 (eight years ago) link
https://camo.derpicdn.net/93c020829236a6034b1809046a11dddaab08fb11?url=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mec2wvftdb1r4sbplo1_500.gif8/16
― Spottie, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 06:14 (eight years ago) link
he's actually had two pretty good games in the past week
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 8 December 2015 06:18 (eight years ago) link
Kobe going 8-24 one last time. https://t.co/wSEAqLFsu0— Kyle Madson (@KyleAMadson) September 12, 2017
― Spottie, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 22:30 (six years ago) link
heh nice
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 23:30 (six years ago) link