Deal breakers

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Writer of middle-grade witch fiction.

welltris (crüt), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:18 (eight years ago) link

^deal breaker

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:54 (eight years ago) link

(unless you are Diana Wynne Jones)

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:55 (eight years ago) link

Is above just fuckin frying an egg

only acceptable dinner chez deems:

https://www.colourbox.com/preview/1501055-fried-egg-in-plate-isolated-on-white.jpg

noe love derp wev (wins), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:39 (eight years ago) link

Only acceptable dinner if the menu had one fuckin entry and the entry was "fried egg" tbf

fuckin flip that egg over jesus

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:48 (eight years ago) link

Relax, it's just a ping pong ball on top of a frosted snickerdoodle

brimstead, Friday, 20 November 2015 23:54 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

thinks shoegaze and dreampop are two clearly defined, mutually exclusive genres

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 13:58 (six years ago) link

where they were and what they were doing on 9/11/01

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:00 (six years ago) link

^ *can't remember where they were and what they were doing on 9/11/01

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link

attaches real significance to where they were and what they were doing on 9/11/01, and wants to tell you about it any chance they can get

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:03 (six years ago) link

has ever ordered something off of Dunkin Donuts's lunch menu

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:04 (six years ago) link

has ever posted on /r/the_donald or /r/relationship_advice

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:06 (six years ago) link

likes dank memes

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:06 (six years ago) link

attending for-profit schools

mh, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 03:32 (six years ago) link

cries in obvious attempt to make you hug them, then tries to kiss you while you're hugging them

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 18:35 (six years ago) link


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