"Deutschland, Uber, Allah"
― Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Thursday, 19 November 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link
I've had the phrase " disrupting the world of camels" in my head all day.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Thursday, 19 November 2015 16:41 (eight years ago) link
Taibbi on Mr I Don't Know
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/thomas-friedman-takes-on-isis-20151119
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 November 2015 21:45 (eight years ago) link
Yep, didn't want to go too deep on the article itself but it's just straight up wrong in every way imaginable. Dubai is a terrible example of Arab start-up capitalism - most Emiratis are pretty much paid to do nothing, Kuwait has invested zip in the post-oil economy and is doomed unless it changes course PDQ, the "isles of decency" Tunisia and Jordan have more ISIS fighters per capita than any other countries in the world by a margin of three to one, Iran has a spectacularly good education system and has dramatically improved quality of life over the last thirty years, Saudi Arabia has a thriving industrial sector because of forward thinking investment in manufacturing, etc, etc.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Thursday, 19 November 2015 22:01 (eight years ago) link
yeah but capitalism! A hundred Starbucks will bloom.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 November 2015 22:03 (eight years ago) link
Saudi has 91 Starbucks at the moment so it's not beyond the realms of possibility.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Thursday, 19 November 2015 22:11 (eight years ago) link
Wednesday's lede:
"Just get me talking about the world today and I can pretty well ruin any dinner party."
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 January 2016 17:06 (eight years ago) link
Are Thomas Friedman still an item?
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 22 January 2016 17:24 (eight years ago) link
later in that column: Bernie Sanders' ideas "died in 1989"
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 January 2016 17:32 (eight years ago) link
a single payer national medical system is a "dead" idea? Christ! who's going to tell all those Medicare recipients? and Europe? and Canada? and most of the rest of the world?
raising tax rates on the super wealthy is a dead idea? he fucking wishes.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 22 January 2016 18:46 (eight years ago) link
birth of Taylor Swift killed Bernie's ideas duh
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 12:46 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CofAv3nXEAArs9t.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 July 2016 22:14 (seven years ago) link
peter parker is among the undecideds
omg
― esempiu (crüt), Friday, 29 July 2016 00:10 (seven years ago) link
this summer is actually the 10th anniversary of me learning about and hating Thomas Friedman
― Sean, let me be clear (silby), Friday, 29 July 2016 00:43 (seven years ago) link
also the 20th friediversary
― mookieproof, Friday, 29 July 2016 00:50 (seven years ago) link
The bigger Clinton’s margin of victory, the less dependent she’d be, I hope, on the left wing of her party, and the more likely she’d work with Republicans, as she vowed during the last debate...
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/12/opinion/can-the-us-win-this-election.html?_r=0
persuasive!
I say “hope” because I don’t know who the real Hillary is — the more Bernie Sanderish one speaking publicly or the more Bill Clintonish one who spoke privately to Goldman Sachs.
I know, Tom. I know.
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link
Tom Friedman should have to eat the New York Times every time he publishes in it
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 16:31 (seven years ago) link
pretty sure he does with a side of risotto
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/a-brief-selection-from-the-index-to-thomas-friedmans-ne-1789617753
― THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Friday, 2 December 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/features/taibbi-reviews-thomas-friedman-book-thank-you-for-being-late-w453529
― THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link
saw this guy in a garage last year. I didn't hold the elevator for him.
― akm, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link
'as a man in a garage elevator told me last year, the world economy is like shoegaze -- it looks both down *and* forward . . . and uses a whole lot of effects pedals'
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link
http://thebaffler.com/blog/friedman-dreams-electric-sheeple-johnson
― the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 22:54 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/nytopinion/status/857266317287718912
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 16:28 (seven years ago) link
Thomas Friedman: the US has to bomb 7 muslim-majority countries in perpetuity because um they're the real racists https://t.co/WIx3SRJt66 pic.twitter.com/gCsLJ1MYxK— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) August 16, 2017
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link
Friedman . . . otm?
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/03/opinion/stephen-paddock-las-vegas-terrorism.html
If only Stephen Paddock had been a Muslim … If only he had shouted “Allahu akbar” before he opened fire on all those concertgoers in Las Vegas … If only he were a member of ISIS … If only we had a picture of him posing with a Quran in one hand and his semiautomatic rifle in another …If all of that had happened, no one would be telling us not to dishonor the victims and “politicize” Paddock’s mass murder by talking about preventive remedies.No, no, no. Then we know what we’d be doing. We’d be scheduling immediate hearings in Congress about the worst domestic terrorism event since 9/11. Then Donald Trump would be tweeting every hour “I told you so,” as he does minutes after every terror attack in Europe, precisely to immediately politicize them. Then there would be immediate calls for a commission of inquiry to see what new laws we need to put in place to make sure this doesn’t happen again. Then we’d be “weighing all options” against the country of origin.But what happens when the country of origin is us?What happens when the killer was only a disturbed American armed to the teeth with military-style weapons that he bought legally or acquired easily because of us and our crazy lax gun laws?Then we know what happens: The president and the Republican Party go into overdrive to ensure that nothing happens. Then they insist — unlike with every ISIS-related terror attack — that the event must not be “politicized” by asking anyone, particularly themselves, to look in the mirror and rethink their opposition to common-sense gun laws.So let’s review: We will turn the world upside down to track down the last Islamic State fighter in Syria — deploying B-52s, cruise missiles, F-15s, F-22s, F-35s and U2s. We will ask our best young men and women to make the ultimate sacrifice to kill or capture every last terrorist. And how many Americans has the Islamic State killed in the Middle East? I forget. Is it 15 or 20? And our president never stops telling us that when it comes to the Islamic State, defeat is not an option, mercy is not on the menu and that he is so tough he even has a defense secretary nicknamed “Mad Dog.”But when fighting the N.R.A. — the National Rifle Association, which more than any other group has prevented the imposition of common-sense gun-control laws — victory is not an option, moderation is not on the menu and the president and the G.O.P. have no mad dogs, only pussy cats.And they will not ask themselves to make even the smallest sacrifice — one that might risk their seats in Congress — to stand up for legislation that might make it just a little harder for an American to stockpile an arsenal like Paddock did, including 42 guns, some of them assault rifles — 23 in his hotel room and 19 at his home — as well as several thousand rounds of ammunition and “electronic devices.” Just another deer hunter, I guess.On crushing ISIS, our president and his party are all in. On asking the N.R.A. for even the tiniest moderation, they are AWOL. No matter how many innocents are killed — no matter even that one of their own congressional leaders was shot playing baseball — it’s never time to discuss any serious policy measures to mitigate gun violence.
If all of that had happened, no one would be telling us not to dishonor the victims and “politicize” Paddock’s mass murder by talking about preventive remedies.
No, no, no. Then we know what we’d be doing. We’d be scheduling immediate hearings in Congress about the worst domestic terrorism event since 9/11. Then Donald Trump would be tweeting every hour “I told you so,” as he does minutes after every terror attack in Europe, precisely to immediately politicize them. Then there would be immediate calls for a commission of inquiry to see what new laws we need to put in place to make sure this doesn’t happen again. Then we’d be “weighing all options” against the country of origin.
But what happens when the country of origin is us?
What happens when the killer was only a disturbed American armed to the teeth with military-style weapons that he bought legally or acquired easily because of us and our crazy lax gun laws?
Then we know what happens: The president and the Republican Party go into overdrive to ensure that nothing happens. Then they insist — unlike with every ISIS-related terror attack — that the event must not be “politicized” by asking anyone, particularly themselves, to look in the mirror and rethink their opposition to common-sense gun laws.
So let’s review: We will turn the world upside down to track down the last Islamic State fighter in Syria — deploying B-52s, cruise missiles, F-15s, F-22s, F-35s and U2s. We will ask our best young men and women to make the ultimate sacrifice to kill or capture every last terrorist. And how many Americans has the Islamic State killed in the Middle East? I forget. Is it 15 or 20? And our president never stops telling us that when it comes to the Islamic State, defeat is not an option, mercy is not on the menu and that he is so tough he even has a defense secretary nicknamed “Mad Dog.”
But when fighting the N.R.A. — the National Rifle Association, which more than any other group has prevented the imposition of common-sense gun-control laws — victory is not an option, moderation is not on the menu and the president and the G.O.P. have no mad dogs, only pussy cats.
And they will not ask themselves to make even the smallest sacrifice — one that might risk their seats in Congress — to stand up for legislation that might make it just a little harder for an American to stockpile an arsenal like Paddock did, including 42 guns, some of them assault rifles — 23 in his hotel room and 19 at his home — as well as several thousand rounds of ammunition and “electronic devices.” Just another deer hunter, I guess.
On crushing ISIS, our president and his party are all in. On asking the N.R.A. for even the tiniest moderation, they are AWOL. No matter how many innocents are killed — no matter even that one of their own congressional leaders was shot playing baseball — it’s never time to discuss any serious policy measures to mitigate gun violence.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link
Whoa that’s a helluva column. How the fuck did that come from Thomas Friedman?
― Hit to Death in the "Galactic Head" (kingfish), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 23:16 (six years ago) link
how many Americans has the Islamic State killed in the Middle East? I forget. Is it 15 or 20?
tbf, this is not a good metric for the danger posed by the Islamic State.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 00:13 (six years ago) link
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/23/opinion/saudi-prince-mbs-arab-spring.html
The most significant reform process underway anywhere in the Middle East today is in Saudi Arabia. Yes, you read that right. Though I came here at the start of Saudi winter, I found the country going through its own Arab Spring, Saudi style.
― badg, Friday, 24 November 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link
tom friedman is worthless as a writer, how the fuck does he have a job
― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Friday, 24 November 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link
oh man, i read that last night and kept loling. so many friedmanisms in that
― Karl Malone, Friday, 24 November 2017 17:44 (six years ago) link
do you think he reads anything in his own newspaper?
― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Friday, 24 November 2017 17:50 (six years ago) link
does he speak arabic?
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 24 November 2017 17:52 (six years ago) link
imagine being this credulous, each new day must be so exciting
― Simon H., Friday, 24 November 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, November 24, 2017 9:52 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
none of these fucks do
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Friday, 24 November 2017 19:31 (six years ago) link
He probably has at best a rusty ability to wrap his tongue around liturgical Hebrew
― .oO (silby), Friday, 24 November 2017 19:39 (six years ago) link
I am becoming more set in the theory that his whole deal is a performance with another layer that other cons like Limbaugh, Hamburg etc don’t quite have. ref: http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/surprise-winner-in-thomas-friedman-porn-title-contest-20130510 I mean come on. He’s playing to a different audience but he’s running the same type of game.
― El Tomboto, Friday, 24 November 2017 20:51 (six years ago) link
NYT has a looong history with this.
In honor of Thomas Friedman’s latest love letter to Saudi here is 70 years of the NY Times describing #Saudi royals in the language of #reform.— Abdullah Al-Arian (@anhistorian) November 24, 2017
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 24 November 2017 22:15 (six years ago) link
a challenger appears
When confronting a challenging problem, it’s sometimes useful to listen to someone who looks at it from an entirely different angle. That’s why I found it fascinating to talk about the rise of populism and nativism with Bono: My latest column: https://t.co/pOGsOByofo— Fareed Zakaria (@FareedZakaria) September 21, 2018
― mookieproof, Friday, 21 September 2018 17:53 (five years ago) link
Every time I see Thomas Friedman, I think about kicking his severed head down a rural back road until an amber sunset burns into my eyes and I feel one with nature. And then dinner. pic.twitter.com/FwYURS77IM— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) April 24, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 25 April 2019 19:01 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8RCSd7W4Ac31Ri.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 03:07 (four years ago) link
Team building exercise at Dave & Busters.
― brownie, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 10:28 (four years ago) link
classic tom
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_su7-yWsAAODN3.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 July 2019 19:02 (four years ago) link
growing the pie
this man has been a professional writer for decades
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 19:10 (four years ago) link
a growing pie lifts all boats
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 19:22 (four years ago) link
not only that, but he is DISTURBED that no one else is talking about growing the pie
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 17 July 2019 19:26 (four years ago) link
enriching the soil by cannibalizing entrepreneurs and risk takers
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 July 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link
grrr was just taking an old friend of mine to task as gently as I could for posting that damn NYT piece and agreeing with it
"if only Democrats catered to Republicans" part LXVIII
― sleeve, Wednesday, 17 July 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
pretty sure Bernie was talking about how his policies were going to grow the economy and another NYT columnist took him to task for it
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link