Teen Titans!

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Chk'n Kau v. Turducken - WHEN FEATHERS FLY!

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh man, seriously, my Earth-Zeta double, who's a mutant who got rich by finding some boring but profitable use for his powers? He is totally the guy who hires the Taskmaster to hunt down some Savage Land meat for barbecue. I would make artisanal farmhouse cheddars from Skrullcow milk.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Well now who wouldn't enjoy punching that?

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Except I keep thinking that picture's actual size.

Who's a little fear demon?

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link

(plz post a link to this mysterious Chk'n Kau before I die from curiousity)

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Behold Chtylok the Chk'n Kau!

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

HOLY SHIT

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I would like to echo Dan's comments above re: "Oh my god. I love Comics"

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Has anyone done anything with the Crime Master recently? He's ripe for a bit of retsploitation.

Vic Fluro, Wednesday, 6 October 2004 22:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought I heard the Ned Leeds thing was a hasty editorial decision that was later rectified - am I right that they offed Ned in that Spider Man / Wolverine one-shot AND revealed him to be Hobby @ the same time?, then changed it up in in ASM #289 to show that Hobby was actually the former Jack O'Lantern?

Ok, clearing things up: Roger Stern creates the Hobgoblin, leaves the book before revealing who he is. I believe he offered to tell incoming writer Tom DeFalco who the Hobgoblin was supposed to be, but DeFalco said he didn't want to know. Priest (who had been Stern's editor) writes Spider-Man vs. Wolverine and kills off Ned Leeds. In an editorial fuck-up, it is decided that Leeds was also the Hobgoblin - this is revealed in (i think ) ASM 289, written by Peter David. Jack O'Lantern had NOT been Hobgoblin before, but he was the one who ordered the hit on Hobgoblin, and then took his stuff and decided to become the second Hobgoblin, since Jack O'Lantern was rubbish and even he knew it.

Many years later, Roger Stern returns to write a 3-issue story establishing that Leeds was a patsy, and the real Hobgoblin was who Stern had intended it to be all along....

...Roderick Kingsley, the evil fashion magnate with an identical (balding) twin or something. I dunno, I didn't really read it.

The Yellow Kid, Friday, 8 October 2004 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha! Possibly the most ironic use of the phrase "clearing things up" ever!

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 8 October 2004 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
CHK'N KAU!

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

seven months pass...
Last night, I actually deigned to look @ the latest preview of Teen Titans. What the fuck? Wonder Girl, Robin, & Raven stand around as exposition dumps, w/ the former two asking the latter (in a whiny way) why they can't revive Superboy ("because we need him to be the Teen Titans again, it's the only way, DAMN IT WOMAN YOU BROUGHT BACK JERICHO & NO ONE WANTED HIS PERM-BURN ASS AROUND"), then some Flash-speed dude comes around and starts punching the universe. I mean, the ladies.

BTW, the reason Raven was able to resurrect Jericho - his soul was A) trapped in Deathstroke, then B) trapped in a computer. If Sperby only had a memory stick and a compatible port somewhere on his ass...

Geoff Johns, ladies & germs.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Chk'n Kau!

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

There's a reason this thread diverged.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I NEED A CHK'N KAU T-SHIRT

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Chk'n Kau kinda reminds me of those bears-with-beaks-and-antler things in World of Warcraft.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I just followed the link and there isn't an image anymore, but seriously, we should put a Chk'n Kau shirt on CafePress. Copyright schmoppyright, it'd only be me and Dan buying it.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I might buy two, if one was CO-ED NAKED CHK'N KAU.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Can I talk about the Titans cartoon here? Because:

http://www.titanstower.com/assets/animated/episodes/bunnyraven/bunnyraven06.jpg

OMG!!!!

c(,,c) (Leee), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT IS AWESOME

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

You should see what manner of animal [CLICK FOR "WACKY" SPOILER] Beast Boy was turned into!

c(,,c) (Leee), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I wuv the Teen Titans cartoon! All my geek friends think it's crap tho :(

The CHK'N KAU picture is still there! I suggest we keep the "UNPREDICTABLE" caption for the t-shirt.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

! It's not showing up for me. Darn it.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Just 4U Tep:

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8663/chtylokob0.jpg

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Thank you! Oh man, we so have to T-shirt that up.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

That episode of Teen Titans was AWESOME!!!!! (Almost as awesome as CHK'N KAU)

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Johns OUT: Beechen IN
I might start reading this again!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha - I was about to post the link! I might give it a shot, too (for giggles)! Love all the "aw, shucks" posts you-know-where.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

"so when does Johns go back to Marvel?

Come back and make some sense of the Marvel U., Geoff.."

bwah-ha-ha!

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

"Oh fuck, I just brought Jericho back. Now I'll have to do something with him. Or I could quit and write All-Star Batgirl! EUREKA!"

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link

vs "Oh fuck, now Wally's a dad. How am I going to write that? WHO WANTS A CRISIS???"

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:56 (seventeen years ago) link

vs. "Oh crap, Donner's just handing me production notes from his Superman movies, I guess I'm writing Action by myself!"

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

My son loves the Teen Titans cartoon. There was one episode I watched with him with this British bad guy who turned the whole world into London on bad acid or something, it was surprisingly psychedelic.

blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Can I watch cartoons w/ your son??

c(,,c) (Leee), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Adam Beechen wrote the Mad Mod episode!!!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:40 (seventeen years ago) link

eight years pass...

everything about this issue makes me lol

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TO4DMQaGPGk/VcqE6CUabfI/AAAAAAABL_k/X7jymyv7r3Y/s1600/teen%2Btitans%2B048-00fc.jpg

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 18:08 (eight years ago) link

Remember how many of us read The Outsiders, which was the Red Hood & the Outlaws of its day.

OOOoWoOo (Dr. Superman), Thursday, 27 August 2015 15:03 (eight years ago) link

nine months pass...

Comixology has started releasing Wolfman's Vigilante series from the 80s - worth a read?

Duane Barry, Monday, 13 June 2016 23:12 (seven years ago) link

It is, as they say, grim n gritty

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link

two years pass...

AHHHHHHHhahahahahahahahahahahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5dIwGAYcWk

Eliza D., Thursday, 19 July 2018 15:05 (five years ago) link

did... did i just watch robin shoot a bunch of guys?

BIG RICHARD ENERGY (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 July 2018 15:09 (five years ago) link

it's nuts the lengths dc/warners are willing to go to in order to do everything except create a straight-up batman or superman tv show btw

BIG RICHARD ENERGY (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 July 2018 15:10 (five years ago) link

Emo Lilith! If this is a Berlanti show, expecting the same 1:25 glorious : banal/inconsistent/illogical ratio as the other DC shows. Plus extra glowering, hair tucking, and stubble.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 19 July 2018 15:21 (five years ago) link

Emo Raven, oops.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 19 July 2018 15:22 (five years ago) link

Fuck Batman, y’all

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Friday, 20 July 2018 03:02 (five years ago) link

god i wish

BIG RICHARD ENERGY (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 20 July 2018 07:13 (five years ago) link


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