Put your skinny latte down, and choose your favourite right-wing British newspaper columnist

everytime you do that you spell my name increasingly incorrectly.

It's like all the aspies, geeks and other cunts that never had a voice (quite rightly) before the internet have come together and bred through wires and the result is every single thread on ILX as a horrible vision of society in 20 years or less, when we forget we even have a front fucking door.

man had a point

Ah Ned Ragget I've seen you on wiki. Bellend.

-- Don't Ban Darramouss (Darramouss), Friday, 2 February 2007 03:51 (11 months ago) Bookmark Link

ha. not me guys. i've never posted to ilm with any kind or regularity.

he seems a nice guy though.

Some ILM threads you could post on:

Skrewdriver videos
Buju Banton - 'Til Shilo: C or D
The Best MORRISSEY album

Is Darramouse Madeleine Bunting?

i don't like morrissey, although clearly he has his finger on the pulse politically.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/columnists/columnists.html?in_article_id=423549&in_page_id=1772&in_author_id=322&expand=true

^real talk

He says what we're all thinking.

How the fuck was this printed in a national newspaper?

THERE's A CLUE IN THE WEB ADDRESS

The men who used them were either too mean to fork out whatever a massage parlour charges, or simply weren't fussy. Some men are actually turned on by disgusting, drug-addled street whores. Where there's demand, there'll always be supply. P.S. I am wanking as I write this.

are there any real newspapers in britain?

http://www.nmauk.co.uk/nma/uploads/2281/DailyMirrorRacingPostExtThu.jpg

THERE's A CLUE IN THE WEB ADDRESS

-- Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 19:24

Yeah, lol Daily Mail.

But "Whores deserve to die." Is a bit much, no?

say what you like about paternalism, at least it meant well.

Nothing the Daily Mail could print would surprise me, seriously. It is the scum de la scum. Mind, I've been buying the Mirror this week cos Hannah wanted the High School Musical cards and the world would be a better place if most of their columnists were publicly executed, too.

My favourite thing about The Mirror is that one of their columnists is Bill Burrows, who used to write for 90 Minutes, and I like that they're keeping a little slice of the 90s alive.

my gran gets the mail. she's kind of not there, and i'm not convinced she can read -- she definitely can't remember what she reads if so. but having it here kind of pollutes the house.

I like to lol at Ashley Cole with the best of them but should people really be aloud to make a living from writing public letters to complete strangers telling them to end their marriage immediately?

Could have just text messaged Ashley, surely?

xpost My Dad has always read the Daily Mail, despite voting Labour most of his life. He used to get it for the crossword, he said, and to be fair it was a decent crossword. I think he felt above buying a red top but wouldn't buy a broadsheet cos they were snobby or too expensive or something. Being a teenage DM reader probably did a lot to fill me with the directionless incoherent bile that I stil can't shake off today.

John Derbyshire doesn't count?

xxpost It's just that I only really know any of these columnists thru Private Eye spoofs so when I come across one for real I'm still staggered at how fucking bad they are.

"should people really be aloud" haw

I know, right?

girls allowed

Clarkson because he's always happy to criticise the right.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Anne Widdecombe, jesus.

Hilario that while itv1 has Widdecombe telling street prostitutes to STOP IT YOU FILTHY CREATURES itv2 has Billie Pipper giving knob jobs to 600 men.

Melanie Phillips 1

^^^mods, we got a live one here

lol two oborne props on thread, no votes.

Well down to ILE lurker Alan Tew of the Alan Tew Orchestra You See for voting for JY!

Reading Littlejohn's column in The Sun was something I looked forward to in my early to mid teens. I guess there was some odd appeal in someone who could anger me so much and so consistently. Reading that prostitutes article was like a return to the good ol' days. :'(

I agree with Clarkson for the win here. I can't think of too many pick yr fave polls where that'd be the case.

I am trying this "skinny latte" for the first time! it is a brave new world

I aim to be a dom object of hate!!

Well you're breathing, so that's a start.

I'm not really sure what the point of a skinny latte actually is.

neither am I but I'm enjoying it

I'm not really sure what the point of a right-wing British newspaper columnist actually is.

Sad that Dom Lawson didn't get the props in this thread.

There's 6 Clarkson boosters that want a good banning, for starters.

No Stephen Pollard?

His latest piece of crap is a wonder to behold.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1036106/STEPHEN-POLLARD-Knife-attacks-Damned-lies-crime-figures.html

remember this: statistics can be used to support almost any argument

including his.

Also a picture of knives with the words "Knives are everywhere in britain to-day"...

The whole jist of that article is Ooh, it's not as good as the old days which sums up the Daily Mail really.