"You've no right to be angry with John Collins". SPFL, season 2015/2016

If only a Scottish team had recently shown that a Norwegian team was beatable in Europe.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/watch-billy-reid-ditches-dugout-6892473

that was a cracking game!

Great high tempo inventive start that disappeared as soon as Hearts put one long ball behind our back fannies. I saw mostly negatives after that. I think I need to stop watching Deila's Celtic.

Yeah you were completely on top first twenty minutes, but we came right back into it I thought. Gordon's save was terrific. Think a point each was about right.

Aye, you were well worth the point - totally sussed out how to get in and around our pish defence. Didn't see last week's debacle, but I'm not a huge fan of watching Celtic these days.

Why does the 'typical rangers fan' character on only an excuse have dreadlocks and two different coloured eyes? Are huns well known for dressing like the pimp from true romance? idgi!

That was odd. When they going to have Jonathan Watson taken out the back for a quiet word?

Absolutely. McAvennie still being his go-to guy in 2015 about sums it up.

has actual frank mcavennie even been near a tv studio in the last fifteen years or so?

At least he seems to have ditched Dennis Law

As a kid I only knew Dennis Law as an only an excuse character

MacAvennie was on BT Sport the other night when I was in the pub.

Rangers have signed Billy King! It had to happen.

Yeah, if ever a player was destined for Ibrox...

lol kickback's in a froth because the resident itker says we're freeing up a wage for a blockbuster signing. they've decided it's ryan gauld or o'halloran.

nominative determinism aside, it's quite a weird move though

Had completely forgotten Ryan Gauld existed.

Well, that was pish.

judge me on next year's league cup etc

Colin Kazim-Richards :-(

Celtic have signed Colin Kazim-Richards on a two and a half year deal.

Actually feel like the board are trolling at this point.

This is probably unpopular with 99% of the support or so. Can't think of a less popular signing that Celtic have made in my entire life.

It's conceivable that we might field an 11 featuring Carlton Cole and Colin Kazim-Richards. What a time to be alive.

There have been a few head-scratchers (Willo Flood springs to mind), but aye, this is pretty much universally being derided on every forum/social media outlet I can see.

I assume we've long ditched the "projects" system in favour of young loanees and crap old hasbeens.

well Kazim-Richards, at 29, is in his prime. unfortunately it's his prime.

Also, not sure he was ever been a been to now be a hasbeen. Anyway, he's crap and this is a really bad idea.

I can't even grammatically construct a sentence containing made-up grammar, that's how cross I am about this.

I have never heard of this guy but his stats don't look good.

Brighton signed him off that "win a player for your club off a can of Coke" deal, so he was a wee bit high-profile for a white. He's a bit of tit, by all accounts.

For a while. I have completely forgotten how to type.

he also played for turkey in the euros in 2008 and got a lot of attention at that time due to the fact that he's english

definitely remember him being ref'd on ilx for a while, especially wrt his name, when he plays for turkey they call him colin kazim kazim

despite the fact that kazim was merely supposed to be his middle name, mistakenly registered as the first part of an erroneously double-barreled surname.

Sounds a lovely chap though, eh?

http://www.benefoot.net/how-do-feyenoord-solve-a-problem-like-kazim-richards-easy-get-rid-of-him/

In other news, this made me smile:

https://twitter.com/TSBible/status/694092603428577280

I can't even.

I mean.

Fuckin

Look at this shite. Scotland's top two teams. Not a fucking player between them.

https://mobile.twitter.com/footbalIfights/status/695005652461182977/video/1

I thankfully never saw a second of the game, but I phoned my dad when I saw the score and my mum wouldn't let me speak to him because he'd only just got his heart rate and blood pressure back to an acceptable level (he'd turned off before the end and didn't know we'd scored, though I suspect my mum going "oh did it finish 2-1, that's not as bad" probably set him back off again).

I can't even summon enthusiasm for a proper moan. I just hate this and want it to stop. Manager, board, players, scouts, everyone. Just go away.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35494299

"Are you shitting me? I won a fuckin watch when they gave me this job!" he said.

If it wasn't for Leigh Griffiths I couldn't watch this shower of shit.

My post-match chat with my old man was basically "Do you have anything to say?" "No" "Me neither"

Was depressing as all fuck yesterday catching five minutes of the Southampton game. What I wouldn't give for a Wanyama or a van Dijk right now. Or even some sensible use of the money we got for them.

SFA fail piss up in brewery test once again.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35525846

hundred and thirty odd years rigging it and they still fuck up the tombola

Can't wait till we get Liam Henderson back from Hibs to bolster the midfield...

MF Nir Bitton
MF Scott Brown (captain)
MF Derk Boerrigter
MF Stuart Armstrong
MF Kris Commons
MF Gary Mackay-Steven
MF Ryan Christie
MF Tom Rogić
MF Scott Allan
MF Stefan Johansen
MF Patrick Roberts
MF Callum McGregor
MF James Forrest
MF Joe Thomson

Yeah, it's some stockpile.

First home league win for Saints since the start of November, first league win overall since the start of December. Not a pretty game but at least we got something. Been brutal recently.

Saints almost salvaged my coupon. Hearts contriving to lose to the worst United team in decades beat me.

Celtic's defence not being as crap as I think they are did for me.

best beloved bearded mercurial Hellenic "striker" georgios samaras is moving to the nasl - the second tier of north american "soccer" - specifically an expansion team called Rayo OKC, owned by the owner of Rayo Vallecano

I didn't realise how hard he tried for us until I watched the shower of meh fucks we have now.