ASK KARL MALONE

karl malone, i see u

oh nice! i see you! i feel weird.

brb putting hall and Oates on loop gotta get the mood right

It's working well! Audio/visual

Did you JUST shut it off?

sweet, it appears to work. yeah, i'm going to be back at 7pm EST (an hour from now) to play for real. gotta walk the dog and get a bite to eat.

my plan is to play marble madness over and over and gradually get my mad skillz back. i used to be good, but that with a real NES and a real controller. now i'm using an emulator and my cheap mac controller is really laggy - makes it difficult to play twitchy (pun intended) games like marble madness, but whatever.

might be back earlier if i can run my errands more quickly! brb

Is that your one game of expertise or is that just how... you're getting the ball rolling (with streaming on twitch)?

I have all the NES and snes games, so I can do any of those. I should do SMB3 instead when I get back!

Plus I can still play SMB3 relatively well, even with controller lag

ive considered twitch before it seems like it wld be fun but i spend a lot of time yelling expletives at the screen and that prob doesnt make compelling watching

There is a PACKAGE THIEF in my neighborhood rockin’ the MAILMAN jersey!

Cc: @UniWatch pic.twitter.com/fopFPdN5gH

— Cracker McJackson (@wwpky) April 5, 2018

Marble madness is so good

have you ever played crystallion: the return trip?

Haha, no...sadly all I’ve done is watch some footage of knights of crystallion. Looks like a real adventure!

btw mookie that wasn’t me. It was...wait for it...

...Ross I’m reminded that I haven’t evb played marble madness since around the time of that post a couple years ago. God I love that game. But I’ll never be a speedrunning champ. There are little tricks that I didn’t know about (like glitching through walls at a certain pixel) that are essential to even come close, and I can’t do it...

...Post Malone

Dude if you’re ever in my hood I got the nes here, we could reign supreme

13th pick in the 1985 draft ✅
2x MVP ✅
14x All-Star ✅
11x All-NBA First Team ✅
2x Olympic gold medalist ✅
2nd all-time @NBA points leader ✅
2nd all-time in minutes played ✅
32 retired in the rafters ✅

Happy birthday to the one and only Karl Malone 📬❤️ pic.twitter.com/4hMfOXBvx2

— Utah Jazz (@utahjazz) July 24, 2018

that day I killed all those people in the rafters...I thought no one found out

Breaking News: I will be going by my legal name “Zack” instead of my stage name “Zach”..... everyone continue to breath normally... #beenlivingalie #birthcertfail

— Zack Britton (@zbritton) February 7, 2019

w...t....f

better than caveman zak, i guess

Can I just say how much I still enjoy this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Noc0_fZcKno